Ban Assault Vehicles Like The Ford Mustang

These cars have no purpose whatsoever and no civilian should own one:

These cars are all vicious killing machines, and I’m hear to stop Mustang killings once and for all.

People in the YouTube comments and on Facebook don’t know it’s a joke poking fun at “gun ban” style knee-jerk reactions.   Wait… maybe it’s not a joke? :P

Ban-Assault-Vehicles-Ford-MustangYou can like the Facebook page to support the ban of Ford Mustang assault vehicles.

If it saves even one life….




Steve D. December 21, 2012 at 01:08 am

Those Prius’s (Prii) are another death machine. The high torque from those electric motors and all electric vehicles are made for rapid acceleration! Add that unnecessary speed to the quietness of electric vehicles and you have a deathly combination.

How are blind people supposed to cross the road when they can’t even hear 3000+ lbs of metal charging towards them?!

In fact, I think the government should make it mandatory (and punishable by prison) to have speed limiters installed in them and a loud wailing siren to warn pedestrians of the oncoming danger.


SittingDown December 21, 2012 at 01:35 am

LMAO. Love this.


overkill556x45 December 21, 2012 at 06:50 am

All cars should be capped at 40hp and governed to 12mph. That will reduce fatalities to near zero. It will be totally worth the loss of mobility and freedom if we can save even one life!


Anthony Austin December 21, 2012 at 08:03 am

For real! When the Constitution was written, they only had horse and buggies. Why would someone need that much power in a car? It is only good for breaking the law.


bima December 21, 2012 at 08:31 am

hahaha.. I went to the facebook page and saw a lot of offended derps :D


dave w December 21, 2012 at 10:00 am

yeah, lots of folks dont understand sarcasm, someone will start a whitehouse petition next.


PJ December 21, 2012 at 10:51 am

Sadly I’m sure they’ll find people who actually agree with the joking premise. I’ve met people who though sports cars should be outlawed. And we live in a country where at least some people are ok with the government banning certain types of food “for our own good.”


John Fritz, HMFIC December 21, 2012 at 02:27 pm

Heh, sure got those liberal asshats at Jalopnik wetting their panties. Hilarious.


DaveP. December 21, 2012 at 04:06 pm

Which radio-based car talk show was it where the host wanted to have all cars limited to less than 120 HP? Click and Clank?


LiquidFlorian December 23, 2012 at 03:45 pm

Yeah, those guys sucked.


dave w December 21, 2012 at 05:09 pm

its those high capacity minivans that bother me


elephantrider December 21, 2012 at 06:18 pm

A high capacity minivan can hold as many as 30 illegal immigrants at one time. Just think what kind of damage they can do at the local welfare office, WIC office, or just clogging up the local DMV. These slow moving, overloaded, high mileage, unroadworthy high-cap minivans are a menace on the roadways. I for one do not want to live in a society that tolerates high capacity minivans full of illegals.


Punish3r December 22, 2012 at 01:48 am



jpcmt December 22, 2012 at 12:52 pm

“high-cap minivans” lol!

you win the internets!


jpcmt December 22, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I’m sure a compromise can be reached. Perhaps removing the spoiler at the rear, get rid of the fake air vent, and make it a 4 speed instead of a 5 speed? Also, no racing stripes. Then it’ll be more of a family car instead of a deadly “sport-type” car that kills innocent children and women. Did I mention limiting the gas tank capacity to only 1 gallon?



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