Ballpoint Pens Trump Guns For Self-Defense

MrColionNoir on last week’s video on the Colorado state senator suggesting ballpoint pens for self-defense:

MrColionNoir-YouTube“You don’t bring a ballpoint pen to a mass shooting.”  <– Church

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Dr Kranknstein February 27, 2013 at 12:49 am

As always well done and great point.

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MatthewJames February 27, 2013 at 01:04 am

He had me at “really dude.”

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MatthewJames February 27, 2013 at 01:07 am

This guy has the best ‘talk at the camera and rarely actually shoot a gun’ youtube firearm channels.

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Phoenixnfa February 27, 2013 at 01:23 am

Agreed. Church.

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MonsterKTMrider February 27, 2013 at 09:36 am

As always,….logic amidst media hype and political lies. Thank you for always introducing the truth!

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Crunkleross February 27, 2013 at 10:33 am

Can anyone point me to a youtube channel that tests ball points and advises on the best ones to carry? I called Jason Bourne but got his machine.

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Church February 27, 2013 at 03:11 pm

Perfectly said, per usual.

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Wolf February 27, 2013 at 04:06 pm

He doesn’t need to heft weapons in our faces or spout partisan bullshit. He is non-gun owner friendly.

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USSMunkfish February 27, 2013 at 05:27 pm

Perhaps a “Ban Assault Point Pens” T-shirt would be in order? Obviously the pen problem requires action since pens are more effective the some of the most deadly killing machines ever devised by man. I’m thinking a gore covered pen with a blood stained Colorado flag…

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Franz February 27, 2013 at 09:07 pm

Did you see where another politico suggested that women: crap themselves, pee themselves, and/or vomit on the perp. To turn them(the rapist/assaulter) off, I swear we have short sighted mental midgets in our law making houses.

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Crunkleross February 28, 2013 at 01:30 pm

I’m working on a Kata that would combine Blind Fire Joe’s defense system with the ball point attack system. So far I nearly put a door to door salesmans eye out.

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NoirKeepsItReal September 18, 2013 at 09:14 pm

i’m not a gun owner/afficianado or whatever, i stumbled upon this site by accident. i don’t even know who that guy Noir is, but:

- He’s freakin hilarious

- He keeps is real, realistically real

- He’s very well spoken & charismatic

- He’s right

Whoever you are dude, keep up the good work. Funny stuff!

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