Every Wednesday Hans drops the kids off at school, park his Corolla at the range, loads his Glock and practices for operations yet unseen:
Aw that’s cute they all dress the same.
0:19 – Standard firing from the line. Wait… 0:25, what’s with the tactical open mouth?
0:30 – Oh the old face slap / crotch blast / retreat and turn torso to mush. One of my favorite tactical maneuvers.
0:41 – Hand over the mouth then a Mozambique… retreat backwards then do an embarrassing looking scan to see if there were witnesses.
0:47 – Screw your ABS pipe SON! *pew pew pew*
0:59 – Whoa easy there Dieter… not everyone borrowed or bought the “Art of the dynamic ABS pipe fuckery” DVD yet. Don’t be an asshole and try to show everyone up.
1:10 – Nikolaus threw some Pac on during the break and they all wanted to get gangsta with it.
1:37 – Sometimes in Germany you need to run and shoot at people who standing still. I don’t make up the scenarios, I just report and judge them.
1:42 – German team building. If you and all your tactical bros can’t put holes in each tango together in series what’s the point?
1:53 – Red goggles and choreographed moves.
2:08 – Pop smoke… pop tactical sleeping bag… Send in the team to kill everything. LOL it actually is captioned “Ballistic Blanket” when that green display circle with leader line pops up.
2:24 – Now this is just embarrassing. They look like a bunch of girls fighting for Justin Bieber’s autograph back stage. The dance drums were a nice touch.
2:54 – Take down the tactical meth cook. Kill everyone.
3:26 – “They raised your daughters private school tuition by 30% next year… GO!”
3:40 – These guys love to pop smoke. It’s crucial to put up a screen of smoke between you and the threat… then shoot blindly through the smoke until you run out of ammo. Hopefully everyone on the other side is dead.
All that and they don’t appear to be shooting anything H&K!? And these guys call themselves German… Ach du lieber *smh*
Regardless, what of I think about the “training” it does seem like a good excuse to screw around with some guns and go for schnitzel and bier afterwards. Just gotta watch Klaus after beer three when he normally starts picking fights with the tourists.
If you want to train to operate in German operations with these guys head over to the Lahner Academy website.
Hat tip: Markus