SIG Sauer Focuses On What Matters Pimp And Cartel Guns

Making guns for the mass market is so lame.  Regular people are boring and buy boring stuff.  SIG doesn’t have time for that shit, hence:

Sig-Sauer-BarracudaSig-Sauer-Zeus

Sig-Sauer-King-Tut

Sig-Sauer-Alexander-The-Great

In order of the pics, you’re looking at: The Barracuda, The Zeus, The King Tut, and The Alexander The Great.

As a pimp or cartel member whats your first choice?  In theory I like the barracuda, but I feel that without those 4 sharp teeth people would just think you had a Northern pike on your gun.  That mistake would hardly would strike fear into the hearts of the hundreds of people you need to execute as a cartel member, or the people you have to pistol whip being a pimp.  I suppose my choice would be the King Tut, partially because I also like the badass sarcophagus it comes with.

Hat tip: TFB

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Tobias P June 28, 2013 at 01:11 am
NFAreviewchannel June 28, 2013 at 04:01 am

OMG They never cease to amaze ROFL! HAHAHAHA WTF!

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Rabies June 28, 2013 at 04:23 am

my first thought was why was their a pike on the gun

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Louis June 28, 2013 at 05:11 am

That Alex The Great one is awesome. Like something out of Baz Lurman’s R&J

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Will June 28, 2013 at 05:27 am

Being norwegian, I immediately fell for this one. A Sig Sauer X-series (five?) with decor in honor of our old war god Tyr? Definitely! :D
http://www.sigsauer.de/englisch/mastershop/prestige/tyr.html

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Critter June 28, 2013 at 05:38 am

the acanthus leaves and the key pattern are nice touches.

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rcacajun June 28, 2013 at 05:38 am
BKelly47 June 28, 2013 at 06:23 am

Viking or Týr

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Regulus June 28, 2013 at 06:27 am

hey its kinda cool

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Regulus June 28, 2013 at 06:27 am

the viking one on their website is bad ass! when i start up my own VIking cartel im gonna get one

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Josh83 June 29, 2013 at 01:43 am

It looks totally perfect for Viking operations I operate in.

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Steve D. June 28, 2013 at 06:42 am

The King Tut SIG would look great in the hands of SG-1… our first line of defense against the evil Gou’ald!

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Fluffy June 28, 2013 at 06:48 am

On King Tut is that one of the armored Jaffa guards from Stargate (left of the takedown lever) or am I just seeing things? It even looks like it’s holding a damn Ma’Tok staff!

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BBJones June 28, 2013 at 11:24 am

Sig gave up on trying to make great firearms a while ago. Why not attract idiots with flashy and sparkly ones?

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carl June 28, 2013 at 02:15 pm

You’re talking about America, aren’t you?

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SittingDown June 28, 2013 at 11:30 am

Just need some diamond spinnaz on the grips and you’re done son.

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Liam June 28, 2013 at 02:45 pm

Personally I’m partial to the Tomahawk. Cause ‘MURICA. They’re all pretty cheesy though.

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EL June 28, 2013 at 03:50 pm

Is this the commemorative Liberace series ?

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Rich June 28, 2013 at 04:21 pm

Liberace wasn’t man enough for the Barracuda but I’m sure Rock Hudson was.

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Ronald RayGun June 29, 2013 at 09:41 am

How does one choose? You picture what you’d look like shooting the gun in slo-mo.

I’m feelin that Alexander.

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Will June 30, 2013 at 07:18 am

I wouldn’t have any of em because I like guns to shoot but if I was rolling badass, definitely the Egyptian one :)

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reza gohary April 4, 2015 at 06:51 am

they are beautiful.I can not anything elss.WoOoOoOoW

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Tamer December 3, 2015 at 09:24 am

Sig suaer King tut price

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