Making guns for the mass market is so lame. Regular people are boring and buy boring stuff. SIG doesn’t have time for that shit, hence:
In order of the pics, you’re looking at: The Barracuda, The Zeus, The King Tut, and The Alexander The Great.
As a pimp or cartel member whats your first choice? In theory I like the barracuda, but I feel that without those 4 sharp teeth people would just think you had a Northern pike on your gun. That mistake would hardly would strike fear into the hearts of the hundreds of people you need to execute as a cartel member, or the people you have to pistol whip being a pimp. I suppose my choice would be the King Tut, partially because I also like the badass sarcophagus it comes with.
Hat tip: TFB