Looking Like A Loser For Fearing AR-15 Barrel Vibration

These cancel your operator card on the spot, regardless of the operations you operated in:

AR15-Barrel-Vibration-Dampener-Bowjax

They say those three rings reduce “barrel-whip”, vibration and improve accuracy!  ORLY? hahah but at what cost?…. at what cost?  Yea I know physics and stuff, but explain to me why every operator on earth isn’t using these if they are actually worthwhile?

$10 over at BowJax if you’re interested.  I’m thinking of buying 5 sets and running them up my whole barrel.  That’s bound to get me like 0.0000001 MOA accuracy if my math is correct.

Thoughts?

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Harris July 9, 2013 at 12:31 am

Nah, just get them in black. You would be totally operator with black rubber donuts stuck on your barrel.

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Murdoc July 9, 2013 at 02:31 am

Does the fact that the one in the picture is on an RRA “Operator” rifle make up for its anti operator status?

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muthafucka July 9, 2013 at 03:24 am

Careful you might get some negative moa lol

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Operating Operator July 9, 2013 at 04:38 am

Mind blown

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Will July 9, 2013 at 04:37 am

Wow, so a kid’s toy helps with rifle accuracy? I’m in… we got bags of crap from when my kids were small… I’ll let you know how it goes :)

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Jeff July 9, 2013 at 04:57 am

That is probably the funniest post you’ve every authored. Bravo. “I’m thinking of buying 5 sets and running them up my whole barrel.”

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gothcopter July 9, 2013 at 05:53 am

When you start buying cock rings for your AR, that’s when you KNOW you’re compensating for something.

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JRKey July 9, 2013 at 06:16 am

Made in ‘Merica by the Trojan Company!

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GreenMountain Human July 9, 2013 at 06:52 am

Not the kind of “compensator” I’d want on my gear, regardless of color. Though I think I used to have some of these things on my tennis racket many years ago. ;)

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Nate July 9, 2013 at 07:40 am

It’s good that RRA has a bipod–those free floats weigh about as much Rosie O’Donnell post Krispy Kream run. Also, this rifle is obviously not tactical enough, there are plainly sections of pic rail that are not covered with essential tactical gear-NC star laser, 3 sets of 45 degree BUIS, etc.

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Jesse July 9, 2013 at 07:40 am

Man I thought I opened the wrong website at first. I could have swore I just bought a set of these from the Museum of Sex in NYC last month.

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MrMaigo July 9, 2013 at 10:56 am

No one has a needle dick long enough to make a cock ring like that useful, it must be custom made… But why do they still have pleasure nubs?

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SittingDown July 9, 2013 at 12:59 pm

That thing will probably melt off and cause a third degree burn. LOL

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Jake Wright July 9, 2013 at 09:56 pm

This made me think of my StepDad, he used to swear that if you followed all of the tips they keep throwing out to improve gas mileage that you’d have to stop every so often and drain the gas out!

I’d say if the product really worked manufacturers would make low profile ones onto their production rifles.

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WraithCobra July 9, 2013 at 10:37 pm

Looks like something you wear if you have erectile issues…

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Simon July 10, 2013 at 12:03 pm

These things look like the gunpowder donuts we used to put on small mortar shells in Afghanistan.
Anyone else see the similarity ?

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Chris Costa July 11, 2013 at 01:34 pm

I have 8 of these- 5 on the barrel, 1 on the buttstock, and 2 on my c*ck.

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SittingDown July 11, 2013 at 11:33 pm

Get tested immediately. The one on the buttstock could be contagious.

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