This is a functional woodworking masterpiece:
Last shot hold open too? This thing should be in the Smithsonian.
I wouldn’t even know where to begin making something like this. I’d start with an expensive knife and some awesome wood, then like 5 minutes in you’d hear yelling because I probably accidentally cut myself, then I would get pissed off a try even harder, only to fail exponentially harder than originally anticipated.
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