Some different scenes compared to the original tactical informercial I posted about:
0:20 – LOL 21 foot rule! Blackhawk SERPA I see you. ;)
0:58 – Buttering up a holster… good call bRah. I like to break mine in with an olive oil / beluga whale oil concoction, but to each their own.
1:24 – Oh those diabolical street magicians. Such a “dad” wallet he hands over. I wonder if I’ll ever be a dad, and if my wallet will ever be that big? *sigh* I should probably stick to attempting to be funny rather than pondering deep thoughts about life on here.
Hat tip: Van