These guys win, I’m not even viewing anymore “training” vids in 2017 after this one.  This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen:

LOL seriously.  Like the competitive breakdancing movie “Step It Up (2006)“, but for the tactical community? Whoever does it with the most style and finesse wins? Do the “terrorists” vote? Or is this like one of those where once I call in, I get a small charge directly on my phone bill?

This “training” outfit is called Pretorian Worldwide.  I found their Instagram page too, and it looks like they have done some protection work for some high profile celebrities.  Cool stuff that’s pretty awesome, I like a lot of celebrities. This all doesn’t mean the video still is above cringing / poking fun at.  As you know this is what I do in between filming my soon to be released multipart show contract with “my 600lb life” and dealing with the energy drink and snack cake sponsorship deal obligations I have.

I could call out obvious time stamps in the video, but the entire thing is “content”. Ok Ok since you’re obviously upset I’m not putting that work in I’ll pick MY FAVORITE timestamp… it has to be 1:24 when he is coming around a corner and hits us with the switch from right hand grip to left hand grip. I saw that and I was like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN lol.

Thoughts?  Would operate with, or get operated around in a CQ protection non permissive environment?

Gat tip: Basil, Doc, Sam, Steven, Tim, Jason, @paladin17198 and the others who I couldn’t find in the DMs again.



The internet is just the gift which keeps on giving.  So many repeated safety violations in this demonstration it’s insane.

Remember when VODA got his NRA Instructor credentials yanked?  Will this guy join the club?  According to a guy who commented on the Instagram post, it was submitted to a closed NRA Certified Instructor facebook group for “review”

Thoughts?  Would “train” with?


This video is epic:

I know it’s a made up music video, but I’m always saying how weird knife and sword guys are.  There is plenty of evidence to support this fact, so don’t dispute.  My personal favorite is still this katana unboxing video, which I believe absolutely should be translated into every language and put on the main page of google for an entire month so the world sees it.  This alpha m’lady video I’d have to say is a close second.

Oh and I saw this in my feed the other day… of course it’s Funker Tactical.  The marketing machine is in full effect trying to sell his new (wait for it…..) Karambit:

If you need some more karambit laughs this fine Friday morning, I posted an IG video a couple days ago of two dudes with some magical karambit choreography.


P.S. I’m a bit behind on posts and emails since I was wildin during Easter, and dealing with the ENDO shirt sale. I’ll get back into the swing of things and respond to you guys soon.

Gat tip: Corey


Oh no Dennis baby what is you doin’?:

A modeling pic:

LOL that is too good – spartan head, serpa holster and all.  Man I love this industry so damn much, it almost brings a tear to my eye.

Oh an naturally he goes on a threepdog walkabout to test it out and encounter a handful of Sheriff deputies and has “the conversation” to educate them all:

It appears he’s selling them for $10, and you can pay via Paypal.

Thoughts? You want yours with a punisher logo or III% piedog put on it somehow? Dennis might be able to sort you out, I’m not sure how he is with the customizations.

Gat tip: @firstassurance


OMG people lost their damn minds over this:

Instagrammer Ohio2A posted the meme, I thought the caption + picture was funny so I reposted it as I often do.  People then proceeded to have a meltdown because the person pictured is Mike Pannone.   Once I was put onto that name, I still had no idea who that was.  Did the name sound vaguely familiar?  Sure, but I have a lot of interests spanning across multiple industries and I didn’t recognize the face.  It’s a real shame actually, that I don’t have the brain capacity nor the reference picture rolodex built to keep up on how 360 degrees of the face of everyone whose ever done anything notable looks at this current moment in time, linked to their credentials.  Maybe I could build an app or something to provide pre-meme post/repost facial recognition and credential scanning, which would then in turn use a series of complex algorithms to calculate potential butthurt and potential viral exposure.  As far as I know Mike’s not putting out derpy, sensational, or troll bait YouTube videos, so that would explain why he’s not on my radar.

If you made popcorn and want to scroll comments:

If anyone cares, Mike Pannone himself commented on my Facebook post.  The white knights can rest easy that Mike doesn’t give a shit about the meme:

Thoughts?  Seeing the reaction, this really makes me want to make a meme up of my own… where I pretend I don’t know who Larry Vickers, Colion Noir, or maybe John Browning is.


They did a nice job on these promo vids, so I figured I’d post them:

Thoughts?  Also, why hasn’t the NFA been repealed yet?  The petition got the required number of signatures months ago.  *that question was sarcasm btw*  I swear most people thought signing that petition would mean they could buy suppressors down at walmart once it it reached the 100k goal.  I’m not holding my breath for that, but I don’t see it as being out of the realm of possibility if ownership of them continues to be normalized… which a lot of the big names are really doing a nice job at promoting in their marketing over the last few years.