Guns

Three new faces to the NRA News Commentators team:

Nikki Turpeaux:

Chris Cheng:

Gabby Franco:

bruno-gayMore diversification.  Still, I feel like there are two groups that are being grossly under represented.  The first being old geezers.  Really old people generally don’t own computers, or if they do they have no idea how to use them so I guess that demographic isn’t worth going after online when they naturally prefer to get their gun information delivered in hard copy form directly to their house by horse.  The second group that the NRA isn’t representing, is the gay community.  How awesome would that be if some enthusiastic pro-gun flamboyantly gay queen in a feather boa and make-up was a commentator?  The sheer amount of jimmies that would rustle could be quantified by the 1000 comments that would appear on his videos every 2 minutes.  Some would denounce the NRA, while others would celebrate its KEEPING IT REAL and willing to take a risk.  NRA even rhymes with GAY, so all the protest signs basically write themselves.

Thoughts?

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Oh Lawwwd this is going to be loud and bright:

Heizer-Pocket-223-556-pistol

Who hasn’t wanted a pocket pistol chambered in .223?  Oh nm… no one was asking for it.  We all want the .50 BMG pocket pistol Heizer is no doubt working on…. only to be trumped by the 20mm one which will follow.

I can’t wait to see a review, with gelatin testing.  I bet it’s unimpressive to the max.

Seriously Heizer… seriously?  This is your website?  *facepalm* get a better one; that shit is embarrassing. I thought GeoCities closed down?

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A look at their manufacturing etc…

silencerco-logoYou guys know how I love manufacturing footage.  I’m really not sure what the deal with the voiceover was.  It was like a shitty computer voice with an accent.

haha at the end “… to eventually use a suppressor, once you man up and buy one or move to another state.”

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haha pugs are so derpy, I love it.  The tongue unknowingly sticking out is so textbook.

Nutnfancy-Googly-Eyes-Herp-DerpThe gun handling, sound, loadouts, and muzzle flashes are atrocious… All in all not a great video.

Thoughts?

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You’ll kick doors, you’ll forward flip, you’ll pop smoke, you’ll slice pies:

Like commenter Overtshot mentioned, it’s like this guy is a Tom Clancy character.

For the first half of the clip it appears he borrowed the town park for the afternoon.   This is where you play with training pistols before graduating to the real thing.

2:18 – Yesssssssss I was hoping there would be tactical forward rolls.  Always a recommended move.  Such a piss off when you roll through dog poo though… ruins my day!

I’m nicknaming the “keep the pistol in your workspace” move the TACTICAL T-REX.  So much of that in the video.

Instructor-ZeroRule #234 – When putting firearms footage up on youtube that features a group of people, always make sure to pixelate at least one face out, just to show how OPSEC AS ____ some of the guys you roll with are.

As a whole, this video isn’t as high speed as the Dark Side Of Firearms Training preview video I posted last week, that’s for sure.

Thoughts?  Would Train with Instructor Zero?

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The Slow Mo Guys do it:

Captain Morgan supplied the alcohol and the cannon.  First Richard Ryan gets a liquor sponsor, now Slow Mo Guys?  ENDO seriously needs one.  I mentioned I was interested in LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy) sponsorship, and commenter derpmaster said:

LVMH? I know that you are all into fashion and whatnot but I think you are setting your sights a little high. Given the readership of this site, I’m thinking more along the lines of Franzia/Keystone Lite/Luxco.

HOW RUDE! :P  ahhahaha.

Come-And-Take-ItThe drinks themselves getting smashed was a bit anticlimactic… seeing that cannon ball fly through the air was awesome though.

Thoughts?  Do you consider these sponsored vids “selling out”?

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