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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bomb, bomber, caliber, chamber, claymore, detonator, funny, glock, grenade, hand, handgun, haters, Humor, kaboom, KB, marshall, pistol, Soldier, unsupported
Added a new picture to the bottom of the original post:
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2009/12/06/exploding-glock-humor/
I have about 6 more pictures, but its not as fun if I post them all at once
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 47, a, AK, ak-47, assault, cartoon, comic, Guns, rifle, salt

Mean looking little guy!
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Thank god for good trigger control, on behalf of the guy that got knocked over. At 15 seconds he muzzle sweeps his entire team before he gets up and joins them.
It was pretty awesome when just as the SUV was driving away to yank the wall off, a lady opened the door, only to have it slam shut and hit the ground with the entire wall a second later.
Thanks to JP for the video!
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, YouTube, tags: cirque, exercise, forces, las, lateral, roll, russian, soleil, special, specnaz, spetsnaz, systema, training, vegas
Cirque Du Spetsnaz or “Systema” as they like to call it.
Here is my proposed logo:

Pistol Acrobatics:
Rifle Acrobatics:
If you are seriously ever in a 360° battle zone, id suggest finding cover ASAP. Spinning around on the ground only works in movies.
Muzzle Sweeping Las Vegas by storm in 2011!
Hat Tip: Raph84 for finding the videos
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With some obviously fabricated information, and it was accepted:

Clicked Submit and…

Makes you wonder if there any checks and balances in place to ultimately discard my signature? What’s to stop some Brady goons from signing their own petition with made up names, or even more cleverly using address information out of the phone book or readily available online. With minimal web programming skills a program could easily scrape the internet for valid addresses and automatically submit them to their little web application. At the very minimum I find it surprising there was no zip code validation in the form; 55555 isn’t even an Arkansas zip.
I am now even less impressed by the 28,000 28,001 signatures they claim.
UPDATE: CREDO action, the company that is handling the Starbucks petition actually has zip code validation on their own site where people can sign the petition ( http://act.credoaction.com/campaign/starbucks_guns/ ). There still isn’t any other validation.
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Looks like that might actually work! If I had a Wii i’d definitely try it.
Source AR15.com – HERE
Hat Tip: SayUncle
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: basket, bianchi, carry, concealed, enforcement, law, open, people, Police, restricted, slippers, texas, TX, walmart, weave
I find I go through PeopleOfWalmart for a couple minutes every few months. Was doing some browsing there today and came across this:

Sometimes you have to go deep undercover. How do you think the queen of all homemakers Martha Stewart got caught?
Location: Texas
ENHANCE…

This off duty Texas police officer is rocking what appears to be the full set of Bianchi basket weave Leather. I am making the assumption she is an off duty police officer because as some of you may or may not know, open carry of handguns is highly restricted in Texas, meaning that unless you are are law enforcement, no dice.
What’s Awesome:
- Her choice of sidearm is a Glock
- She is a open carrying
- She is a woman exercising her rights
What could use work:
- I’m not feeling the outfit as a whole
- Open carry rig not even attached to pants through any belt loops
- Slippers in WalMart? NASTY!.. I Hope she takes those off before she enters her home
It’s nice to see the comments on PeopleOfWalmart are actually quite positive towards open carry. Most of the other comments on this picture are just down right hilarious!
Here are some of my favorite funny comments:
- She’s obviously not a member of the fashion police. (EAGLE EYE)
- I guess the answer to the question, “does this outfit make me look fat,” is a most definite “no!” (KINGREG)
- She should have gone with a powder blue holster, black is way too formal for sweats. (DEMIDAN)
Source: People of Walmart – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Humor, tags: coyote, dog, gate, interstate, pick-up, tail, tailgate, taxidermy, texas, Truck
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tailgate for dear life!
She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn’t been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him.
A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the local Bass Pro Shop.
The pick-up truck driver is a local TEXAS taxidermist with a great sense of humor!
Taxidermists are a twisted lot anyway!
And it is not a dog in the first place; it is a Coyote.
Can you imagine how many people tried to stop this guy?
Source AR15.com – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, YouTube, tags: capades, exercise, forces, forward, ice, lateral, roll, russian, special, specnaz, spetsnaz, training

You gotta love the transitions from standing to prone, and the awesome forward and lateral rolls. This whole video reminds me of Ice Capades.
The tags in the video suggest that its Russian Spetsnaz (Russian Special Forces) training. Those guys definitely have some interesting methods, to say the least.
One thing I found very odd was the opening scene when the shooter has their finger on the trigger during the magazine change. Then proceeds to rack the slide with their finger still on the trigger.
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Hopefully if we keep on top of them, they will take due diligence seriously and start getting their facts and terminology correct on a regular basis.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: audi, biathlon, clarkson, gear, gun, HK, james, jeremy, machine, May, mp5, pistol, rifle, top, volvo
About a week ago I wished for A More Interesting Biathlon… Well my wish was granted:
Hat Tip: TheFirearmBlog
Best Line:
Not only is he using the wrong car, he is using the wrong gun. 22 is alright when you’re 9, but when you’re in a hurry you need one of these. A Heckler & Koch MP5 Machine Pistol.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bullet, cancer, diabetes, disease, fat, frazier, heart, lynn, obesity, samantha, shooting, stop

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side. Atlantic City police said Frazier was an innocent bystander.
Frazier told The Press of Atlantic City that ‘I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.”
I don’t know who “they” are, but if she means doctors, I highly doubt any of them told her that the fact she had love handles actually saved her life. Muscle is far more dense than fat, so having less fat and more muscle would have actually been even better at stopping a bullet.
Also, I highly doubt she was shot with anything but a mouse caliber and probably not a direct hit either. My guess is that she got grazed, because the bullet wasn’t intended for her in the first place.
Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been “hollering” that she wanted to lose weight. She now said “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”
Great perpetuation of a stereotype Associated Press, to print that she was “hollering” in quotations. That made me LOL
Samantha wants to be as big as she can now to stop a bullet? I’d suggest the opposite, and start working out and trimming down… that way she would be less of a target. Another con of trying to be as “big as you can” is the health aspect… even if you think that will save you from bullets, how is it going to save you from dying prematurely from heart disease, diabetes, cancer and other diseases associated with obesity.
Samantha, please think this one through before you start eating McDonalds 5 times a day to stop bullets.
Source: Associated Press
Hat Tip: Stuff From Hsoi
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, YouTube, tags: 15, american, AR, ar-15, AR15, dad, glock, Guns, kill, MAC, MAC-10, mk5, pen, people, sword
I’m always down for some pro gun material in cartoons:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1198792/
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: AK, ak-47, AK47, brady, center, funny, gun, joke, prevent, safe, violence, violin, violins

Mission Statement
We are devoted to creating an America free from gun violins, where all Americans are safe at home, at school, at work, and in our communities.
The Brady Center works to reform the violin industry by enacting and enforcing sensible regulations to reduce gun violins, including regulations governing the violin industry. In addition, we represent victims of gun violins in the courts. We educate the public about gun violins through litigation, grassroots mobilization, and outreach to affected communities.
The Brady Campaign works to pass and enforce sensible federal and state violin laws, regulations, and public policies through grassroots activism, electing public officials who support common sense violin laws, and increasing public awareness of gun violins. Through our Million Mom March and Brady Chapters, we work locally to educate, remember victims, and pass sensible violin laws,
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: .50AE, 15, AR, ar-15, AR15, desert, eagle, gold, leopard, magnum, pimp, research, striped, tiger, titanium
I’m sure Magnum Research sells a lot of Desert Eagles in general, and probably even a lot of this model (TG-TS Titanium Gold Tiger Stripes):

The Desert Eagle just doesn’t do it for me. It’s bulky, incredibly heavy, and very expensive. Yea you can get it in the big boy .50AE caliber, but I don’t really see the purpose of that either. You are supposed to be using your handgun as a first method of defense, or as they say to “get to your rifle”. I know it’s a good gun, but I just think that there are better options for most applications.
I saw this the other day on the internet and I thought, what a perfect companion for owners of a tiger striped desert eagle:
Yea it’s just a photoshop… but really, “if you build it they will come” I think definitely holds true again in this case.
You can check out the Desert Eagles over at Magnum Research – HERE
Being a Minnesota company as well, I definitely support Magnum Research and would like a few of their other guns. That new .380 Micro Desert eagle is intriguing, and they have some nice looking rifles based off the Remington 700 platform which I am definitely interested in.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 2010, anschutz, biathlon, funny, Humor, olympics, rifle, shooting, target, vancouver, winter
I’d consider watching the Olympics if they spiced up the events like this:

At the very least I’d like to see higher caliber guns used, longer distances, and even a “production” rifles event, where modified rifles are not allowed.
Watching someone in spandex shoot 50m with an alien looking .22LR does not interest me even the slightest.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 1909, backwards, book, chicken, falls, magazine, marble, military, Police, riflemen, suggestions, texas, Townsend, TX, Whelen, wing, winging

The book was published in 1909, so maybe chicken winging was embraced back then?
This police officer from Marble Falls, TX must have studied a copy of the book as part of her training.

Since the detachable box magazine was not widely used back in 1909, I’m sure the tip on putting your magazine in backwards was picked up by the officer from another source.
Suggestions to Military Riflemen is available at Amazon, but unfortunately it appears to come with a generic cover. Hopefully there is plenty of chicken wingin’ goodness inside to make up for it.
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Saw this a couple of days ago, and thought the response was funny (and true):
Have any of you guys knowest that at alot of guns shows they be selling alot of junk? I thought that gun shows suppose to have good prices on guns but they sell them at regular prices, and there ammo are the same too. You dont get no deals at gun shows, What up with the junk, books, old thing, all kinds of junk, what up with that?
The Mocking Response:
Many seasons ago, some companions accompanied me to a fire arms exhibition. Despite my reputation of being niggardly with my gold, I stowed a few coins in my purse; lest I be presented an opportunity to covet a rare item at a favorable price. Shortly after our arrival, we felt betrayed by the local yeller, whom had foretold of this weaponry festival that was rumored to attract both merchants and interested parties from far corners of the land. To our astonished disappointment, we felt that we had instead stumbled into a bazaar that was fit only for common fools and beggars, put on by filthy vagrants and layabouts. I too, knowest of what thy speak.
Colorado AR-15 shooters group original post – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 2nd, amendment, ban, brady, campaign, carry, cartoon, coffee, comic, concealed, gun, GunBlog, Guns, handguns, open, petition, prohibit, starbucks, stop, twitter, violence, weapon
Two days ago I posted about the Brady Campaign’s WEAK Twitter Following
Today I officially surpassed their number of followers by 1


Thank you to everyone that made it happen!
If you are just reading this for the first time and you want to follow me on twitter, check out my page – HERE
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