Taran Butler… is his first name pronounced “Terrain”? That sounds like what Yeager is saying. In my head I always pronounced it “Tear-Ann”. In-head pronunciations v.s. real life when you finally have to say it some day is terrifying. I run into this all the time when I’m on a date and order wine. I learned though to close the menu, and then give the waiter the “Oh I forgot the name of it… *me opens menu and points* that one please!” move, to not look like a rube. One reason I started ordering cocktails now because they have easy names. Granted I often get screwed on the glass they come in haha. Tonight, the first one I ordered came in a badass copper cup, but the 2nd different cocktail I ordered came in some sort of lesbian-looking low fishbowl and I was like damn I lost bigtime points for this maneuver.
I think I may have said this before, but I’m glad Taran has honor and dropped that dipshit “Amy Jane” the stolen valor queen from the roster. Speaking about Taran I have to say, the guy has the hair and hairline of a goddamn lion. I’m jealous.
Man Jessica Hook is cute / cool as hell. Full disclosure, I creep her Instagram occasionally. I think it was her who I accidentally double tapped a picture from like 20 months ago. If you IG, you know this is basically instagram-coolness suicide. It gives you instant creeper status. I think I may have confiscated the like back, but she maybe already got the notification on her phone and if she looked and the like was gone then that’s pretty much worse. “Cool story Mike” I know… this IG shit ain’t a game though.
Sooooo… the questions remains, do I add a three-gun squad to ENDO Tactical and get loads of cute girls emailing me to join?