He Costa’d this thing just for shits and giggles:

nerf-vulcan-realistic-paint-3haha that flop tho.  I doubt the NERF bullet would even have enough power to overcome the friction, and make it out of that long of barrel.

Throw a realistic battleworn paintjob on those now, and mount them on the wall!

Why not right?

COMMENT
09-2-2015

Not bad not bad:

Magpul-Tight-Pants-Tight-GroupingsThese calendars are all the same, but they all are pretty cool.  I feel so mature now; whenever I meet a really attractive girl whose doing nothing impressive with her life besides being attractive I’m like “meh, next”.  There’s just way too much of that going around, it’s not at all interesting.  Any girl who eats properly, walks around every now and then, and doesn’t drink too much can be thrown in some skimpy clothes and look very close to these girls.  All very nice ladies in the video I’m sure, but tell me some of them are business owners, have degrees etc. and I’d care a lot more.  That’s one of the things that sucks about Tinder, you’re just going off the pictures and wittiness of your banter with them before you both decide you have nothing better to do than to meet up and see if you find each other terrible or not in real life.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

COMMENT
09-1-2015

Remember David C Bateman.  Well the hits just keep on coming:

Ah the old forward roll then engage. A timeless classic.

Oh and here’s one where he climbs a tree then shoots out of it:

Sounds like he’s using air pistols now at least.

I know way more about David than I wish I did.  If you’re missing the back story make sure to watch the videos and read the comments on Tactical Shooting From An Expert Karate God Rock Ministry and Sulsa Do Corp Pushes The Envelope For Derp. Those are actually much more entertaining than these videos, even if you’ve already seen them.

I really need to keep my OPSEC one hunnid because we all know if this guy and I ever cross paths in a non public place he’ll be wearing my skin as a suit dancing to Goodbye Horses.  I even wrote this post up listening to that song, and now I feel like I should double check to make sure my doors are locked, and preform some press checks to be administrative AF.  Yea 2nd Silence of the Lambs reference today in posts I know.. but seriously.

Thoughts? Would operate beyond 5 miles of a school-zone with?

Gat tip: Austin, no uno

COMMENT
09-1-2015

Damn.  This is some Silence Of The Lambs type shit:

Ugh this cheifaut0parts guy gives me the creeps.  I’ve posted about him here and here, when there were other creepy (one of which I see now was taken down).  Ugh even the filth of that place the video is taken in sends a chill up my spine.

mattv2099-deagle-endoDo any other YouTubers have creepy stalkers?  Tell me some stories in the comments if you know any.

Keep your doors locked, your butthole clenched tight, and your skin lotioned up Matt. *nervous LOL*

COMMENT
09-1-2015

Haters gon’ hate, 2099 gonna operate:

0:35 – CAN’T EVEN patch makes an appearance. :P

Baby-CEO-Fck-Da-Oppz3:14 – I think the troller (Mattv2099) got trolled.

LOL some of those comments are priceless.  It’s hilarious when people just flat out don’t get that Mattv2099 is trolling.  I wonder how old some of them are though?  It’s 2015, so honestly they could be like 8 years old even.

COMMENT
09-1-2015

ahahhaha this:

I literally had no idea what was going on up until the half way point… then I just COULDN’T EVEN lolol.  You’ll see what I mean.

Really nice that to use this thing you need to put your hands in front of the barrel of a loaded handgun… not to mention after that you’re shoving it in your pants with nothing guarding the trigger at all.   I’d like to see him try to draw this thing by preforming that elastic removing maneuver under any sort of stress of jostling.  That like the finest of fine motor skills to find that stupid little coin and do that… might as well thread a needle to release the handgun.

From the YouTube description – “This ain’t your daddy’s holster.”…. ya I’d hope no ones father has this poor of judgement.

There are also 4 testimonials up, which are also priceless.  From a Dentist, a regular guy who looks like he could be main derp guy’s brother, a retired LEO, another guy who is on “24 hour call”. SOLD! I bet Travis Haley, Larry Vickers, and all the other operators will be ditching Kydex and rocking these in no time.

Handgun-SlingWhat a disaster of epic proportions.  I hope the coin with the hole in it that is on the bungee cord is engraved with next of kin contact info for every order.

Sorry I don’t have a link to a website where you can purchase one.  UPDATE: $15 at TheHandgunSling.com

Thoughts?

Gat tip: no uno, Beau

COMMENT
08-31-2015