5.11 did a video which contained no new info we didn’t already know, but I liked the bastardized dubstep music and seeing Taran Butler operate at extremely high speeds:

0:25 – Does Taran have any sponsors?  I can’t tell. haha man this is another ultra-cringe thing that makes me laugh.  Pays the bills though I guess.  If someone said to me “Mike if you go to XXXXX and wear a tight polyester tour-de-france style jersey with company names all over it we’ll give you $xxxx I’d really have a hard time even doing it ironically.  Maybe for charity or something I’d consider it.  Yes my self esteem when it comes to clothing is that fragile.  How long until the sponsorship spills over onto the pants?  Do big guys get bigger sponsorship deals since there is more space to advertise on?  Get good at shooting… get sponsors… get fatter to increase advertising space… get more sponsors to fill that space.  There’s a life hack.

And Cherries reposted his John Wick video like “come oooooonnnnnn me too guiiiiiiiiiise”:

Aaron Cohen AKA Cherries hasn’t been that active on YouTube lately. Almost made me forget what a treasure trove of hilariousness that guy is. Good times… good times.

I haven’t seen John Wick #2 yet, but it’s on my list.  I hear good things.

Thoughts?

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02-15-2017

The Luigi’s at Beretta were in the lab, and they came up with this:

“Read Manual Before Use” “Fires Without Magazine”…. damn Beretta you cute AF.  That shit slays me every time I see it.  They need to add more warnings just to troll… like “Don’t Point At Dick”, “Don’t Stick Up Ass”, “Wash Hands Before Use”.

You can read up on the specs here if you care.  Someone school me on why I’d buy this, considering Glock already exists?  Don’t even try to sell me on “the pistol can be field stripped without pulling the trigger.” because I give approximately -91 shits about that feature.

Thoughts?

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02-15-2017

*raises hand…* guilty.  A boring minute and a bit long video, which seems like hours:

LOL half punisher skull American flag / half night vision operator hoodie print on Zero… HOLY ULTRA CRINGE.  Train like you fight though haha.

1:10 – You can tell this guy who waddles in is repeating to himself “body mechanics Jason.. body mechanics… remember the damn body mechanics”

As usual I’m disappointed theres no gas mask suffocation, forward rolls (surprise surprise that embarrassing video is gone), or tactical yoga pants.

Thoughts? Oh and sorry for the lack of posts this past week. I was disneyland’ing, and eating and drinking too much in California. Didn’t Molon any labe while I was there so I don’t have any good stories for you Sheephitters.

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02-15-2017

This guy Maestro Fresh Fred think he slick:

I’ll never figure out why they feel they need to mess up the color on some of their videos, like they are trying to be a damn tactical Tarantino film or something.  The Funker Tactical marketing machine must have did a focus group, which resulted in the housewives and part time sheephitters deeming the coloring to look more “edgy”.  Don’t even get me started on the music choices.  Oh and the flamboyantly clickbaity titles *eye roll*.

1:29 – He says bad guys don’t use retention holsters, they just stuff it in their pants.

Like most disarms, I would like to see how well any of this would work without a “willing” opponent.

You better believe I’ll be trolling all of Fred Mastro‘s videos for some additional gold.

Thoughts?  Uggggggggghhhh *heavy sigh* I don’t know guys….. I just don’t know.  Seems like everyone has a defense “program” and/or a “system” they are selling nowadays.

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02-7-2017

This guy does some cool stuff:

32 minutes long… I just skipped around but there might be a bunch of interesting info I don’t know.

NERF gun mods are pretty badass.  I posted some other realistically painted nerf guns a long time ago.

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02-7-2017

Oh yea, just an average day in the life of an “open carry activist”.  Gotta file those complaints:

0:08 – They are going to file a complaint because they were “illegally pulled over” by the police

0:23 – Still armed in classic molon labe open carry style.  The balaclava is a nice touch too… I’m sure this will go over really well.  They were “afraid for their lives” when they were pulled over so naturally this is the most sensible course of action in response to that.

0:43 – Is this real life?  They are actually walking into a police station like this?  Uhhhhhhhgggggg this is how you get shot.

0:49 – Oh what a surprise, the police didn’t greet them with a warm welcome.  Shocking.  Oh man, being a police officer requires so much restraint.

Thoughts?  Oh you haven’t met America?  I’m sure a lot of “badge numbers” were taken down that day by the molon labe’ers.

Gat tip: JohnnyIshootStuff

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02-6-2017