Slowing it dowwwwwwwwwwwwwn:

Diabeetus-CatSlow motion is so epic.  It didn’t look interesting at all in real time.

I never was a big fan of Dr. Pepper.

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06-18-2013

Every Wednesday Hans drops the kids off at school, park his Corolla at the range, loads his Glock and practices for operations yet unseen:

Aw that’s cute they all dress the same.

0:19 – Standard firing from the line.  Wait… 0:25, what’s with the tactical open mouth?

0:30 – Oh the old face slap / crotch blast / retreat and turn torso to mush.  One of my favorite tactical maneuvers.

0:41 – Hand over the mouth then a Mozambique… retreat backwards then do an embarrassing looking scan to see if there were witnesses.

0:47 – Screw your ABS pipe SON!  *pew pew pew*

0:59 – Whoa easy there Dieter… not everyone borrowed or bought the “Art of the dynamic ABS pipe fuckery” DVD yet.  Don’t be an asshole and try to show everyone up.

1:10 – Nikolaus threw some Pac on during the break and they all wanted to get gangsta with it.

1:37 – Sometimes in Germany you need to run and shoot at people who standing still.  I don’t make up the scenarios, I just report and judge them.

1:42 – German team building.  If you and all your tactical bros can’t put holes in each tango together in series what’s the point?

1:53 – Red goggles and choreographed moves.

2:08 – Pop smoke… pop tactical sleeping bag…  Send in the team to kill everything.  LOL it actually is captioned “Ballistic Blanket” when that green display circle with leader line pops up.

2:24 – Now this is just embarrassing.  They look like a bunch of girls fighting for Justin Bieber’s autograph back stage.  The dance drums were a nice touch.

2:54 – Take down the tactical meth cook.  Kill everyone.

3:26 – “They raised your daughters private school tuition by 30% next year… GO!”

3:40 – These guys love to pop smoke.  It’s crucial to put up a screen of smoke between you and the threat… then shoot blindly through the smoke until you run out of ammo.  Hopefully everyone on the other side is dead.

All that and they don’t appear to be shooting anything H&K!?  And these guys call themselves German… Ach du lieber *smh*

Regardless, what of I think about the “training” it does seem like a good excuse to screw around with some guns and go for schnitzel and bier afterwards.   Just gotta watch Klaus after beer three when he normally starts picking fights with the tourists.

Lahner-Academy-TrainingIf you want to train to operate in German operations with these guys head over to the Lahner Academy website.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Markus

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06-17-2013

One of those “Hold my beer and watch this” type moments:

Bro-Popped-CollarsLooks like an awesome way to mess up a tendon and/or get an infection.  I really hope they were drinking before doing this because at least there would be a bit of an excuse for something so retarded.

Lucky they didn’t try it with a 9mm instead, after no doubt reading how wimpy the caliber is on the internet.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Lucas

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06-17-2013

Drones.  So Hot right now.  Drones.

1:00 – Is it my imagination, or did only like two bird shot hit the screen?  In the operations I operate in, the screen protector better be able to handle more than that.

I love how the drone was just in the video for pizzaz.  

ClearPlex is the name of the company that makes the screen protector.  They have done advertisements with guns before which garnered a lot of views.  The hipster crowd likely finds these videos “edgy”, and pass them around to their hipster friends and as a result the ClearPlex guys buy more money counters and larger penthouse condos to sit around counting the money in.

Parrot-AR-Drone-QuadricopterAm I the only one that thinks Gorilla Glass is good enough?  I keep my phone in my pocket without a case, and haven’t had any problems yet.

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06-17-2013

Carnik Con uses science to compare the two:

Glock 17 and a Glock 21 chosen for the tests… two guns I own, so definitely I’m not mad at that.

I like how the tests were fair and well controlled.  That really would have sucked if they tried to stack the deck in favor of one.

CarniK-Con-YouTubeWhere can I get some Freedom America Ale?  I feel the beer I currently drink is oppressed and not American enough for my liking.

I’m always astonished when people don’t get when videos are supposed to be a joke.  Some of the comments on YouTube are hilarious.

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06-16-2013

Totally Biased with Kamau Bell everyone:

At least the name of the show is accurate! hahaha

I have zero opinion any more on the Zimmerman / Trayvon thing.  I just want it to disappear… I’m sick of hearing about both those names and how much of a piece of shit they both were (are) from the opposing sides.  Yea I get it… Zimmerman is a racist and Trayvon was an angel *eye roll*, can we move on now and use the facts we know to make this go away?

Trayvon-Martin-Shooting-TargetChris Rock quit being funny a while back apparently.  Remember this?  A real shame, because his stand up back in the day was hilarious.

I haven’t heard of this Kamau Bell guy before today, but he doesn’t appear to be anything special.  Definitely not a natural.

I wonder if the traffic will pick up again on the Trayvon Martin Shooting Target post?  It’s an emotional roller coaster in there.  I love geting emails from people telling me I never should have made the target, and that I should go to hell.  If they would have read even sentence #1 in that post they would have seen I had nothing to do with it.  haha oh people…

Thoughts?

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06-16-2013