I love the guerrilla filmmaking feel of this demo:

Build those guns if you buy the book Badass Lego Guns – HERE



Do yourself a favor and skip to 1:42. It’s boring as hell before that point.

I didn’t know what to expect when I started watching.  It’s fairly well done though if you can get past the extreme historical inaccuracies.



Behold the awesomeness:

Colt 1911 Government Model, 24k Gold Artwork with blackened patinaed highlights! <— Hello Darlin’

I would open carry that thing like a boss.

If I had the $4000 to blow on guns right now i’d actually buy two, and pick up a NY reload holster just to take the outlandishness that extra mile.

Looks like “America Remembers” is still taking orders – HERE

One of my favorite Twitty joints:



I was hoping it was airsoft after I saw him sweep his head at around 30 seconds. Nope.. not airsoft.  It blows my mind that people that stupid are alive.

It’s a miracle he didn’t kill the camera operator too.

*UPDATE: Colin from the comments has evidence that these are blank guns. I’ll keep the vid up anyway, just because it’s ridiculous.



A real Ukrainian TV ad from 2007:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

Just that guy’s luck… he gets a BMW which temporarily gets the ladies… only to be cockblocked when the Ukranian soldiers roll up 4 deep out of the smoke packing heat and steal his women.

APC > BMW… let that be a lesson to all of you single guys.




Those damn lobbyists… always messing up our fun.