Posts Tagged “funny”

Thank god for good trigger control, on behalf of the guy that got knocked over. At 15 seconds he muzzle sweeps his entire team before he gets up and joins them.
It was pretty awesome when just as the SUV was driving away to yank the wall off, a lady opened the door, only to have it slam shut and hit the ground with the entire wall a second later.
Thanks to JP for the video!
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: AK, ak-47, AK47, brady, center, funny, gun, joke, prevent, safe, violence, violin, violins

Mission Statement
We are devoted to creating an America free from gun violins, where all Americans are safe at home, at school, at work, and in our communities.
The Brady Center works to reform the violin industry by enacting and enforcing sensible regulations to reduce gun violins, including regulations governing the violin industry. In addition, we represent victims of gun violins in the courts. We educate the public about gun violins through litigation, grassroots mobilization, and outreach to affected communities.
The Brady Campaign works to pass and enforce sensible federal and state violin laws, regulations, and public policies through grassroots activism, electing public officials who support common sense violin laws, and increasing public awareness of gun violins. Through our Million Mom March and Brady Chapters, we work locally to educate, remember victims, and pass sensible violin laws,
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 2010, anschutz, biathlon, funny, Humor, olympics, rifle, shooting, target, vancouver, winter
I’d consider watching the Olympics if they spiced up the events like this:

At the very least I’d like to see higher caliber guns used, longer distances, and even a “production” rifles event, where modified rifles are not allowed.
Watching someone in spandex shoot 50m with an alien looking .22LR does not interest me even the slightest.
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Saw this a couple of days ago, and thought the response was funny (and true):
Have any of you guys knowest that at alot of guns shows they be selling alot of junk? I thought that gun shows suppose to have good prices on guns but they sell them at regular prices, and there ammo are the same too. You dont get no deals at gun shows, What up with the junk, books, old thing, all kinds of junk, what up with that?
The Mocking Response:
Many seasons ago, some companions accompanied me to a fire arms exhibition. Despite my reputation of being niggardly with my gold, I stowed a few coins in my purse; lest I be presented an opportunity to covet a rare item at a favorable price. Shortly after our arrival, we felt betrayed by the local yeller, whom had foretold of this weaponry festival that was rumored to attract both merchants and interested parties from far corners of the land. To our astonished disappointment, we felt that we had instead stumbled into a bazaar that was fit only for common fools and beggars, put on by filthy vagrants and layabouts. I too, knowest of what thy speak.
Colorado AR-15 shooters group original post – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bomb, bomber, caliber, chamber, claymore, detonator, funny, glock, grenade, hand, handgun, haters, Humor, kaboom, KB, marshall, pistol, Soldier, unsupported
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Some ballistic gelatin tests for your consideration:

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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: adams, bank, Dilbert, dogbert, engineer, firearms, funny, Guns, Humor, mortgage, scott, SHTF, weapons

I wish Scott Adams would give Dilbert a new job as a weapons engineer, and give us some more gun related content.
20 years of Dilbert (576 Pages) available at Amazon – HERE
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If you are on youtube ever and have searched for gun related videos you must have come across Nutnfancy
It seems like people either love him or hate him. I enjoy a majority of his videos, but they are INCREDIBLY long and verbose so I usually end up skipping through them.
People love to give him a rough time for a lot of different reasons which I won’t get into, but if you watch his videos you will likely find the pics below hilarious:

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What if cars were controlled like guns are?
- You couldn’t own a vehicle with an automatic transmission. Everyone knows automatic transmissions are designed solely to make as many gearchanges as possible with a single shove of the gas pedal.
- You couldn’t sell your own car any more unless you were a licensed dealer. All car sales would have to go through Federally licensed dealers. And you couldn’t purchase a car or transfer the title via mail, either. If you bought a car for your wife, son or daughter, that would be termed a straw man purchase and you could go to jail.
- If you were convicted of any felony, or if you’d ever been involuntarily confined in a psychiatric care facility, you would never be allowed to own, operate or have access to a motor vehicle again, even someone else’s, unless you successfully petitioned a superior court for restoration of your driving right.
Lots more – HERE
What if guns were treated like cars?
- Congress would be debating alternative weapons systems for people who can’t afford their own guns.
- You could carry in any State at any time because carry and possession of your gun is honored nationwide and is considered a basic American civil right.
- You could kill and injure people with your gun while drunk and still have your lawyer get your gun back because you need it for work.
Lots more – HERE
Hat Tip: ShoulderThing
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I know you’re thinking “Banana clip is just the Hollywood term for curved magazine”
For those that don’t know the difference between a magazine and a clip, take a look at one of my prior posts – HERE
I would classify this as a banana magazine, not a banana clip:

This though… Definitely a banana clip!

A must for any gun loving friend of yours that keeps getting the terminology wrong.
You can buy one for under $5 at Amazon
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One of the funniest depictions of a classic internet meme, that I have ever seen:

Those of you that frequent the gun forums will know what I’m talking about.
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Buy one HERE if you want everyone that sees you to roll their eyes!
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You would think that a place that SELLS GUNS would at least get the terminology right.

Maybe they are hiring journalists now?
Link to the clips at Cabela’s – HERE
Source – From one of my Canadian readers. Thanks Jack!
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The shottist has some fun with linked ammuntion:


too bad its a hoax
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: ATF, cartoon, funny, futurama, gun, park, photos, pictures, santa, shoot, south, weapon
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: ban, city, color, funny, gun, kids, new, nyc, play, sign, subway, toy, york
My photoshop is on the right:
Click the pictures to enlarge them (as usual)
Hat Tip: SnowflakesInHell and GunPoliticsNY
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- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
- You own a machine gun and rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
- You can’t think of anyone you HAVEN’T declared Jihad against.
- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
- You’ve often uttered the phrase, ” I love what you’ve done with your cave.”
- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
- You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
- You’ve ever had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
Source: Free Republic
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Written by God in stone.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: beam, federal, funny, label, laser, LaserMax, law, safety, sticker, stupid, warning
Is SERIOUS BUSINESS according to LaserMax:

Put a sticker on the outside of my gun? Uhhhh I don’t think so.
Full Story: Jay G at MArooned Blog
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: ACU, Army, base, combat, FOB, forward, funny, gear, Geardo, operating, S.A.W., SAW, uniform, weirdo

For those not familiar with the terminology…
Definitions:
Geardo – One who spends at least 50% of each paycheck (before taxes) on the latest & greatest gear, just to have the latest and greatest gear, regardless of whether or not that gear will actually help the wearer preform his/her duties.
FOB (Forward Operating Base) – A secured forward position that is used to support tactical operations. A FOB may or may not contain an airfield, hospital, or other facilities. – wiki
S.A.W. (Squad Automatic Weapon) – A weapon designed to give infantry squads or sections a compact and mobile source of suppressive fire. SAWs are usually equipped with a bipod for stabilization and fire the same cartridge as the assault rifles carried by other members of the unit. The M249 SAW that is currently in use by the U.S. is getting ready to be replaced. Rumor has it that the H&K IAR is the replacement, although I have heard this is false and they haven’t actually won the contract yet (they are just the front runner)… we will see.
ACU (Army Combat Uniform) – The current combat uniform worn by the U.S. Army. Has a distinct new camouflage pattern. – wiki
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