MrColionNoir ladies and gentlemen:
I don’t know… this video wasn’t one of the better ones in my opinion. Like the Natalie Foster one I posted a couple days ago, this also just seemed to be made “just because”.
Let me break the ice on this post with a little joke:
What do gun control and vacuums have in common? They both suck. *ba dum tssssss*
I have a few apples left to eat tonight, so I don’t have time to look at the comments but I’m sure some guys were like “Why does your shirt have a heart with eyes sir?”. Then they find out the brand from someone down with menswear / streetwear, google it and flip out about the price. haha people just don’t get it Collins. I knock your hypebeast tendencies but truth be told I have them just as bad, people just don’t see me in front of the camera. I don’t need the fame, I’m just happy blessing the general public with the fly kit I rock daily.
I love MrColionNoir as much as the next, but the comments guys are leaving on his videos lately are so fruity it’s hilarious. Sure the comments are in jest, but doesn’t proper netiquette dictate you should at least write *no homo* or *pause* after you type something like “oOOOOooooooo my man crush, lets go half on a baby sir. xoxoxo”?
9:23 – Yeager on haters “Think they would ever actually say that shit to my face?” MrColionNoir: “I would……… from 20 miles away” hahahha owned.
It would be ironic if everyone who thinks the 2nd Amendment is outdated gets a taste of police response time to a serious incident where guns are needed. Although, even that doesn’t help a lot of them… Take Colin “The Professional Victim” Goddard for example.
The Comme des Garcons shirts (although very hypebeasty) I can give a pass, but lesbian coolmax shirts chosen over ENDO Apparel!? PuhLeeze (yes, coolmax shirts are confirmed to be lesbian, don’t get your 5.11 tactical panties in a knot) This video was crying for a Run Guns t-shirt.
What a brasshole / showoff
I like the instrumentals he chose. At 0:37 I started rapping the Meek Mill “Dreams And Nightmares” intro to myself. Yes I know the whole thing. I could just picture MrColionNoir being like “When I bought the HK, they thought it was leased / then I bought that new SCAR / hater rest in peace.”