Second episode, still going strong:

I already had photoshop open and was working on “FREE NOIR” t-shirts during the first segment, before he busted out at around 3:00.

4:24 – Janice is TRIPPPPPPPPPIN again.  She’s a perfect antagonist for this kind of thing.  I just can’t picture these two chilling out together.  They must have something else in common like a love of the same music, or fashion etc. It’s almost like she knows she’s wrong when her points get shot down over and over, but she’s too proud to admit it because she has been on that for so long.

NOIR: “Hey Rami, it’s Colion Noir… yea so we still on for the interview tonight?  Where’s the best place for you to meet up?”
RAMI: “You know the alley behind the Jack in the Box on Maple Ave?”
NOIR: “Uh yea..?”
RAMI: “Well I live in a van there.  Come thru.”
NOIR: “Say no more fam.” *click*

8:12 –


10:18 – Nice… a SAW segment.  Do people pick up their links at the range?  I’m assuming they aren’t in massive supply so they probably do.  That would be a pain considering they are dark colored and small.  At least with brass it’s shiny.

MrColionNoir-California-No-Right-To-Bear-Arms12:44 – I’m finding this athletic shooting more watchable now since it doesn’t involve LaSorte and Amy (both seemed like nice people).  Basically I’m here to watch Noir for a few minutes, I don’t want to see other people shoot unless they are going to blow my mind Jerry Miculek style.


It was nice to see ENDO Apparel made an appearance in a few of the clips at the beginning. :)


The first episode of this new season:

I always like NOIR.  Being a gun-humor guy, I really tend to gravitate more to funny stuff (which he used to do tons of as you guys likely remember).  I hope season 3 comes with more humor, and less watching him and LaSorte burn through ammo on shooting courses.  I just skip past those segments, even if one of those good looking girls they used to have on is shooting.  I might be in the minority here though, I don’t know.  Watching someone else do something was never really high on my list, and the main reason I don’t like watching sports on TV of any type.

MrColionNoir-NOIR-Defend-FreedomOne thing I did notice, is the Mossberg sponsorship really showed a few times this episode.  The NRA has lots of money now, I don’t know why they didn’t just keep the show 100% unsponsored.  I suppose though as long as none of the guys are doing “reviews”, then there’s really no downside to Mossberg picking up all or some of the tab… besides the fact we’re likely going to have to hear that name plugged more than any other manufacturer.



MrColionNoir is fired up:

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadTruuuuuuuuuuuu.  I could quote a bunch of lines which I thought were awesome, but you should just watch the video.

I sure still miss MrColionNoir‘s funny vids, especially since him and I have such similar interests and a similar sense of humor.  Something tells me the NRA doesn’t have the same sense of humor about a lot of that stuff from back in the day though.


Ask NOIR. the promo segment before the episode:

Full NOIR Episode 15 here.  I’ll embed it once they put it up on YouTube.

MrColionNoir-NOIR-Defend-FreedomI find I watch NOIR strictly for the skits.  A lot of them are really good; take the LaSorte dating advice skit in this episode for instance.  The “Athletic shooter” thing obviously interests a lot of people or they wouldn’t be doing it… but I’m just not a sports guy at all, even if it is involving shooting so I have to skip past it.

MrColionNoir is wearing the Defend Freedom shirt from ENDO Apparel.  Good to see him in ENDO as always.



A story about gun pride and how not all the women he tries to seduce are down with 2A:

She pointed and asked, “What is that?” I told her I liked to shoot and did it often, and that it was a picture of some of the guns I had. I swear, I would have been better off with a naked picture of Bill Clinton in my phone: She essentially freaked and looked at me like I was a leper who abducted kids from Chuck E. Cheese’s on the weekend.

The full story is over on NRA Sharp, make sure to check it out.  Very easy to relate to.

ENDO Apparel even got a shoutout at the end of the article!  It’s always nice to see that type of thing.  The article didn’t mention it, but wearing ENDO Apparel has been known to increase success with women by 83.34%… that’s science.



MrColionNoir making sense as usual:

I don’t even argue with people about guns and how evil they are anymore, I just ask them questions.  That gets them thinking that maybe they don’t have any REAL reason to hate guns, outside the fact they just don’t like the idea they COULD be used to kill.  That’s totally fine with me if that’s what gets them through the day.

MrColionNoir-California-No-Right-To-Bear-ArmsThis NRA gig of MrColionNoir’s looks like hard work.  So many videos, so often I don’t even have time to watch them all.  I wonder if there are writers and what not, or if he writes everything for these videos and his NOIR show himself?  I suppose I could ask him, but my email would get lost in the shuffle with all the emails from thirsty fanbois wanting to bear his children.  He must need to wear a fake beard and glasses when he visits gun stores just to avoid recognition.

Additionally, if you’re not familiar with the California Flag No Right To Bear Arms shirt from ENDO Apparel which he’s wearing, I have for sale it in lots of colors (short sleeve and long sleeve), and even in vinyl sticker form now too.