MrColionNoir

The first episode of this new season:

I always like NOIR.  Being a gun-humor guy, I really tend to gravitate more to funny stuff (which he used to do tons of as you guys likely remember).  I hope season 3 comes with more humor, and less watching him and LaSorte burn through ammo on shooting courses.  I just skip past those segments, even if one of those good looking girls they used to have on is shooting.  I might be in the minority here though, I don’t know.  Watching someone else do something was never really high on my list, and the main reason I don’t like watching sports on TV of any type.

MrColionNoir-NOIR-Defend-FreedomOne thing I did notice, is the Mossberg sponsorship really showed a few times this episode.  The NRA has lots of money now, I don’t know why they didn’t just keep the show 100% unsponsored.  I suppose though as long as none of the guys are doing “reviews”, then there’s really no downside to Mossberg picking up all or some of the tab… besides the fact we’re likely going to have to hear that name plugged more than any other manufacturer.

Thoughts?

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MrColionNoir is fired up:

MrColionNoir-ENDO-New-York-ReloadTruuuuuuuuuuuu.  I could quote a bunch of lines which I thought were awesome, but you should just watch the video.

I sure still miss MrColionNoir‘s funny vids, especially since him and I have such similar interests and a similar sense of humor.  Something tells me the NRA doesn’t have the same sense of humor about a lot of that stuff from back in the day though.

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Ask NOIR. the promo segment before the episode:

Full NOIR Episode 15 here.  I’ll embed it once they put it up on YouTube.

MrColionNoir-NOIR-Defend-FreedomI find I watch NOIR strictly for the skits.  A lot of them are really good; take the LaSorte dating advice skit in this episode for instance.  The “Athletic shooter” thing obviously interests a lot of people or they wouldn’t be doing it… but I’m just not a sports guy at all, even if it is involving shooting so I have to skip past it.

MrColionNoir is wearing the Defend Freedom shirt from ENDO Apparel.  Good to see him in ENDO as always.

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A story about gun pride and how not all the women he tries to seduce are down with 2A:

She pointed and asked, “What is that?” I told her I liked to shoot and did it often, and that it was a picture of some of the guns I had. I swear, I would have been better off with a naked picture of Bill Clinton in my phone: She essentially freaked and looked at me like I was a leper who abducted kids from Chuck E. Cheese’s on the weekend.

The full story is over on NRA Sharp, make sure to check it out.  Very easy to relate to.

ENDO Apparel even got a shoutout at the end of the article!  It’s always nice to see that type of thing.  The article didn’t mention it, but wearing ENDO Apparel has been known to increase success with women by 83.34%… that’s science.

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MrColionNoir making sense as usual:

I don’t even argue with people about guns and how evil they are anymore, I just ask them questions.  That gets them thinking that maybe they don’t have any REAL reason to hate guns, outside the fact they just don’t like the idea they COULD be used to kill.  That’s totally fine with me if that’s what gets them through the day.

MrColionNoir-California-No-Right-To-Bear-ArmsThis NRA gig of MrColionNoir’s looks like hard work.  So many videos, so often I don’t even have time to watch them all.  I wonder if there are writers and what not, or if he writes everything for these videos and his NOIR show himself?  I suppose I could ask him, but my email would get lost in the shuffle with all the emails from thirsty fanbois wanting to bear his children.  He must need to wear a fake beard and glasses when he visits gun stores just to avoid recognition.

Additionally, if you’re not familiar with the California Flag No Right To Bear Arms shirt from ENDO Apparel which he’s wearing, I have for sale it in lots of colors (short sleeve and long sleeve), and even in vinyl sticker form now too.

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Flexin’ PRADA shoe tongue right off the bat, just to stunt on all you peasants still in Jordans etc…  I really hope the NRA is footing the bill writing off $700 shoes and misc. NewEra ball caps each episode for him.  Gotta stay fresh.

1:13 – Judging by a post I read on TTAG, “The Truth About Noir” was apparently a shot across the site’s bow.

I really thought this show would be more fun and humble, rather than confrontational.  Too much of this NRA stuff is geared towards reminding us how BAD AND WRONG people who don’t like guns are.  I’m sick of that… I really don’t give a shit if someone dislikes that I like guns, that I have a company in the industry etc… can we quit caring about that?  As I mentioned in the past, I don’t enjoy any aspect of politics so I suppose I’m ignorant to the NEED to convince people that guns aren’t actually bad just so we don’t end up with a president, and senators etc… who think further restricting gun ownership is acceptable.

3:01 – The truth about Amy?  Do any of us really care?  I think after episode 2 that question was already answered but do your thang girl.

9:35 – Jay Z Reasonable Doubt is on of my top5 favorite albums.  Pause the video and google it right now if you’re not familiar.

12:23 – “Than my good friend _____ (LaSalt?)” … who is this guy and why should I care about him?  I can’t make out the name, otherwise I’d just google him myself.  I like his country-club-Im-better-than-you-and-rich-AF-aura.  Look at you… then look at us.  AK his nightstand, right next to that bible. *2Chainz dance*  Would eat prawns, pop bottles, and LOL about gentrification with.

17: 12 – Begin way too long of a Daniel Defense advertisement, containing a fit / attractive girl who apparently swims in a wetsuit sometimes, and a t-shirt other times.  I know DD is a sponsor and all, but that shit was mad forced.

And cue the time stamp where I realized I’m fresh out of shits to give about Amy:

22:00 – In regard to smart guns “I literally unleashed a firestorm when I had posted a picture of a smartgun on my instagram… and, oh my gosh… I didn’t realize how many people out there absolutely hate even the thought or the idea of even bringing smart guns into this world because of the doors that it could open”

Old-MrColionNoirOh you unleashed a “firestorm” did you?  Well the post got 43 likes and 7 comments. The first comment was from a guy who politely said “I preferred if the smart gun thing never happens”, then 4 others echoed that sentiment.  HOLY SHIT WHAT A FIRESTORM OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS.  She straight bodied instagram’s servers with that single post. *smfh*

Suspiciously this girl only got an Instagram account around the same time there was talk about NOIR (3 months ago).   I can’t see her being around for long, she literally brings nothing to the show.  Having her parrot what Colion Noir says in a female tone is an insult to viewers’ intelligence.

Three episodes in, is this show what you thought it would be?  Thoughts?

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