Brandon is a classic man:

As expected Brandon only stays in 5 diamond hotels smelling of fine cigars, leather bound books and rich mahogany.  Must be the luxurious Best Western PLUS chain I keep hearing about… even their logo is burgundy.

There are a lot of facts in this video.  It’s the kind of stuff I just keep to myself though in real life, and just let people enjoy their walmart optics and what not.

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07-16-2019

Everyone wants on that “Area 51 raid” bandwagon:

Anything to clean stupidity out of the gene pool out a bit is a good thing in my opinion.  So far I’ve seen a few dozen decent memes on the topic.  It’s one of those things where someone just goes into there “templates” folder, and fills the blanks in with “area 51″ and aliens” and boom there are some new jokes. Some people went above and beyond and knocked out of the park though.

The 9mm “Space invader pistol” Noveske is pushing in the video starts at $2550 without a suppressor.  It’s really nice looking, but it continues to blow my mind how many new guns are seemingly being manufactured and sold every day.  We know people aren’t wearing the old ones out and disposing of them… I’m just surprised the current guns don’t just get passed around on the aftermarket more.  I could see being all hyped up to buy something new, if some new technology emerged.  I would be one of the first people in line… but as far as just endless slightly different AR15s and subguns go, I’m beyond bored.

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07-16-2019

The proposal:

The comments on my instagram post about this are priceless.  Mattdubphotography has a good point.. the selector switch should have had positions labeled “YES / NO”

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07-16-2019

Yasssss 30 second into it and I see monica Royal Nonesuch (my former-future stepson) already making an appearance.  Royal was really ahead of the curve with the Hawaiian print shirts, damn.  Menswear loves those shirts now. I’m going to be looking to him so I can catch that next wave before it crests.

Oh man Flirty Mc Fliterson Royal TURNS THE CHARM UP.  My dude 🤝.

This is the type EXACT of show that should exist… not that lame Sons Of Guns trash.  It was such trash they actually threw the main NeVa BiN DUn BeFo guy in jail for the rest of his life for making a trash show.  😬😬😬 I only wish… the reason he’s in jail is FAR more sinister and gross than that, I don’t even recommend googling it.

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07-11-2019

How much do I have to drink, to forget this exists? 😭😂

Naturally they used a Springfield Armory SAINT.  That AR-15 was one of the most heavily hyped up and marketed ARs I’ve ever seen.  Practically every iNfLuEnCeR was talking about it on YouTube and instagram… it was max cringe.  I see that kind of thing and am immediately go into concerned “ohnobabywhatisyoudoin?” mode.

Cringe aside, the objective of this project was to obviously make the AR look like a Crown Royal bag… so definitely mission accomplished, they did a nice job.  A company called Schiwerks near Sioux City, Iowa made it if you’re interested in getting something like this done.

Remember when cringe bloggers used to say “more info after the jump”, or something like that?  They typically did it to increase page views, so then they could tell their cringe advertisers “we get XXXXXXX page views per month”… works like a charm apparently.  I’m doing it this time because I don’t want to embed like 4mb of pictures and take up 3ft of real estate on the main page haha.

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07-11-2019

Ya, so this exists:

Here’s what it looks like in action:

You gotta go with your gut feeling on this one as always guys… if you like it, absolutely throw $50 their way to pick one up.

All I gotta say is at least SnapTech knows a good deal when they see one, and they have a good sense of humor.  If you click through to read the caption on my embedded Instagram post you’ll see that they initially offered to pay me for a post… “No thanks, I’ll make fun of it for free” I said.  Interestingly enough the videos on that were on their company YouTube channel now read “This video is no longer available because the uploader has closed their YouTube account.” 🤔

Catch me out enjoying the summer sun with a loud camp color button up and Patagonia 5″ baggies, with white Taurus Spectrum with the Tiffany blue grips on it on my right ankle… SnapTech on my left ankle holding one extra mag, and a roll of hundreds because it’s nothing to stunt.

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07-11-2019