Dale Peterson And His Gun Redux – Trigger Discipline Improved And No Horse

Our favorite badass Alabama farmer, businessman, cop, marine is at it again:


You heard the man… if a thug or criminal tries to steal his buddy John McMillan’s yard signs the next shot isn’t going to be a warning!

If you haven’t seen the original video and the parody check out these links:



Josh June 25, 2010 at 05:55 pm

I wonder if people from Alabama are embarrassed by these advertisements; I think I would be!


Mike June 25, 2010 at 10:32 pm

People from Alabama have no shame. They are from Alabama.


Josh June 25, 2010 at 10:48 pm

I apologize in advance to any sensible person from Alabama, but it’s time for a joke.

You know why there are so many unsolved crimes in Alabama?
Because they don’t go to the dentist often enough to keep records, and the DNA is all too closely related.


Admin (Mike) July 2, 2010 at 02:39 am

hahaha nice


Admin (Mike) July 2, 2010 at 02:39 am

that made me LOL


Dom June 26, 2010 at 05:00 am

As a West Virginian, it is always nice to see things about Alabama. WV is often #49 on a list of states’ good attributes, and #2 on the bad ones. Thanks, Alabama, for keeping us from being the rock bottom.

Thing about this ad is, he’s now actually breaking the law, I believe, with a warning shot into the air. A “thutty-thutty” at that angle could be going for a loooooong ride.


Josh June 26, 2010 at 02:05 pm

Good point about firing the shot into the air. From Admin Mike’s description of the video, I thought ol’ Dale was going to advocate using lethal force on people stealing yard signs, and was going to comment on that! I’m sure reckless discharge of firearms is a part of life in Alabama! Seriously though, laws against reckless discharge are usually city ordinances. However, there are usually state laws buried in the natural resources sections that prohibit firing a weapon across a public roadway. That’s exactly the case in Alabama. I would imagine that in firing a .30-30 up into the air like that, the bullet is sure to cross over a public road at some point. According to Alabama Code, Section 9-11-257:

“Any person, except a duly authorized law enforcement officer acting in the line of duty or person otherwise authorized by law, who hunts or discharges any firearm from, upon, or across any public road, public highway, or railroad, or the rights-of-way of any public road, public highway, or railroad… shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished for the first offense by a fine of not less than two hundred fifty dollars ($250)…”


Dom June 27, 2010 at 06:51 am

Well, that’s a good legal perspective on it. I was more just thinking of Cooper rule #4: Identify your target, and what is behind it. Regrettably, you can break lots of Cooper’s rules and not be illegal.


Admin (Mike) July 2, 2010 at 02:42 am

Awesome! You always deliver on the citations Josh.



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