Still Life Paintings With Weapons

Remember those ugly pictures hanging in your grandparents house with fruit, vegetables, and other crap?

Well this is the same idea, but with weapons thrown into the mix:

If I was looking to make an ironic purchase for someones nice new rec-room these paintings would be my first choice.

More paintings from the set – HERE



Bima86 June 9, 2011 at 12:37 am

As an art & design graduate.. I should kill myself for not thinking about this in the first place :(

I love it :D


That one guy June 9, 2011 at 12:45 am

I piddy da foo who doesn’t know what every single one of those weapons are.


SPC Fish June 9, 2011 at 02:19 am

seriously you expect people to know what a russian spear rifle looks like?


That one guy June 9, 2011 at 02:32 am

….Yes, yes i do >8C

If you dont know which one of those are the APS underwater assault rifle, i pity you lol.


Quint June 9, 2011 at 01:05 pm

I can agree with him, I looked at the page and was able to identify every weapon short of the specific model of grenade, and the Missile Launcher. I wonder why it is that all the guns were Russian?


That one guy June 9, 2011 at 03:13 pm

That “Law” rocket is an RPG-18, and the grenade is an F1 grenade (i’m fairly sure).

Judging by the era of what all is in those pictures, i’m suprised to see no RPG of any sort :C (And no, that’s not an rpg, that’s an Igla man portable SAM).

And that’s no helmet. That’s the FOAB in disguise :3


Mechman June 10, 2011 at 08:33 am

The grenades don’t look to be based on any real grenade, as they lack the spoon.


Josh June 10, 2011 at 10:18 am

Whether the artist neglected to paint the spoons, or they’re just supposed to be on the side of the grenade that can’t be seen, if you look up the Russian F1 grenade, you’ll see that it was quite obviously based on that grenade.


That one guy June 11, 2011 at 12:43 am

every single one of those weapons are laying on their sides :/


Josh June 11, 2011 at 12:51 am

No. When someone put them down, that person was laying them on their sides. The objects themselves are now lying on their sides. :)


That one guy June 11, 2011 at 05:38 am

Proper Grammar. I do not has it lol


Josh June 9, 2011 at 09:42 pm

I wonder why it is that all the guns were Russian?

Probably because the artist is Polish and many of Poland’s weapons have historically been of Soviet design. That’s one crazy theory.


PFULMTL June 9, 2011 at 01:08 am

my art classes were nothing like this…


Grudge June 9, 2011 at 10:01 am

I love the one with the grenades!


El Duderino June 9, 2011 at 08:48 pm

The AT-11 was a nice touch. Don’t see those on many gun blogs…


SD996 June 11, 2011 at 04:23 am

I would actually like toown the pics of the VSS, the Bizon, and especially the PKM.



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