Assault Forks – Cutlery For Gun Lovers

Before you ask… I have no idea the origin of this picture.    The awesomeness is off the charts!

I don’t know if people still get silverware for wedding gifts, but this would be one set of silverware I could see most guys getting excited about.

If you have any more pictures/info about  these, let me know in the comments.



Johnny Come Lately August 25, 2011 at 03:26 am

My guess is they were made by some designer who wouldn’t know a charging handle from a hole in the ground and they cost $10,000 for the set.

That one guy August 25, 2011 at 07:26 am

But can you still use them to eat with? O.o

mlk18 August 25, 2011 at 08:52 am

Now the set just needs some mini Shovel/Entrenching Tool spoons and maybe a mini Bayonet or Saber knife.

Frank August 25, 2011 at 10:41 am

+1 to bayonets.

But does one group of them really have to be the MP-40? Why couldn’t it be a Thompson sub-machine gun?

cc19 August 25, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Maybe the creator didn’t think the Thompson was, “evil black rifle,” enough. Funny though considering its infamous reputation during the 20’s.

Cory August 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Take that vile brussel sprouts!

032125 August 25, 2011 at 03:43 pm

Tineye couldn’t find another example of this picture in 2.0059 billion images. hmm.

Critter August 25, 2011 at 05:18 pm

eat your peas!

Legacy August 25, 2011 at 09:47 pm

Careful where you’re pointing those! I don’t want a negligent discharge of peas into my mouth during thanksgiving!

James August 26, 2011 at 07:17 am

Chuck Norris finally decides to use a salad fork…

09011980 August 26, 2011 at 08:07 am
D May 13, 2017 at 02:50 pm

These aren’t assault forks, it’s just star wars shit and some dr who forks… :(

Drang August 29, 2011 at 05:45 pm

With these I wouldn’t constantly be confusing the salad fork, the meat fork, the side dish fork, the fish fork, the desert fork, the…
Why are there so many different kinds of forks, anyway? Does anyone really need more than one kind of fork?

sdaw January 4, 2012 at 09:18 pm


Brian January 2, 2014 at 05:49 pm

And to top it all off ….. there is a matching set of plates that look like targets, cups to look like a shell, saucers to look like clay pigeons.
Yes I would pay a handsome price for these

D May 13, 2017 at 02:50 pm

So would I, if you find them let me know

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