Normally I’m irritated when I hear whining about how gun owners are portrayed, but…
Judging by the trailer, this movie won’t do anyone any good. Have a problem with someone? Shoot them. Problem solved. *facepalm*
Thankfully this movie is rated R. Not that a rating will stop any impressionable kids from seeing it anyway.
In theaters May 11, 2012.
Thoughts?
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I’m going to turn my PC alarm completely off and say that this movie desperately needed to happen.
You do know Bobcat Goldthwait made this movie? That guy is insane, so in my books free pass
I did not know that. That guy is insane, I could never get into his comedy.
This movie looks awesome.
The movie that HAD to be made
So is this the replacement for natural selection? Not bad….
Oh, sometimes we all just really wish we had a license to weed out the assholes and bring things back. Respectful people that aren’t on their phones at the movies, people who drive with sanity, etc.
i take my slingshot to the movies. i nail people in the head with airsoft pellets if they talk. i have steel bearings for antimateriel purposes for phones and shit. i once wrecked a dude’s iPhone, while he was starting a round of angry biirds. you might say “oz, that this is dangerous and slightly sociopathic.” and i’ll just say “hey, at least i’m on a path.”
Yeah none of that happened.
If someone starts talking in a movie theater I just walk up to ’em without saying a word, whip out my dick, and straight-up cockslap their face.
True story.
I would say “oz, why are you bs’ing us again.”
Oh. Good. A movie that accurately portrays how anti-rights cultists think we all behave.
Yay?
This.
Pretty much. It also sounds like it’ll be chock full of pseudo intellectual speeches and monologues. But hey, it’ll make a million because everyone likes to pretend their never one of the assholes who get killed.
^This also.
Beat me to it buddy. This is why “Progressives” want to ban guns. Because secretly they want to kill everybody they don’t like.
Didnt someone from the Violence Policy Center or the Brady Campaign go on record as saying
“It’s normal to want to shoot someone for not agreeing with you”
I think statements like that, right there, prove what kind of people we’re dealing with here.
Joan Peterson, Brady Campaign Board Member and Million Mom March local president:
“It’s just natural to want to shoot someone when you don’t agree with them or have a beef or you’re drunk and can’t quite think straight. It’s just natural to allow 30,000 victims of gun violence to occur every year in the U.S. We should just accept the natural order of things then.”
Oh gawd. Thanks Linoge.
“It’s about the gundorks belief that the Constitution *recognizes* rights. Such a notion is outdated, and should be put to rest. The Progressive Judge Sotomeyer has it right, during her confirmation hearing, she proudly stated that the Government *grants* rights. And that’s what we need to tell our elected officials when dealing with public safety. Your safety. Our communities, and children’s safety depends on it.”
But I thought we, as Americans, had “rights endowed to us by our creator.”
Or does the Brady campaign think it’s smarter than Thomas Jefferson now?
I like it. I especially like when he lets the woman in the theater live and thanks her for turning off her cell phone – there was a woman at the library the other day who sat down at the table next to me and had a very loud ten minute conversation on her cell phone. If I had been armed I may have shot her! I also support his decision to shoot the douchebag who’s taking more than one parking spot!
Oh yes, I fucking hate those assholes that take up 2-4 spaces in the middle of the parking lot at wal-mart. Dude seriously if you’re so worried about your car then drive a shittier one or park in one of the spots 3 miles from the door where nobody ever parks. Just because you’re upside-down on a $60,000 truck that you never haul anything with doesn’t entitle you to take more than one spot. Your poor financial decisions and lack of impulse control do not make you better than anyone else.
If I owned a business I would probably go under because I’d have half my customer’s cars towed for parking like douchebags.
Who knows maybe it doesn’t have any depth or underlying (or blatant) social commentary and it’s just a lighthearted comedy about how we all hate assholes. Maybe…
That’s what I’m hoping for. At least that’s what the movie would be to me.
Agreed. It depends on what I’m driving at the time, but if I’m concerned that someone might open their door into my vehicle, I’ll park out farther than other cars are. I’m not a lazy piece of shit – walking an extra couple hundred feet isn’t going to kill me!
Bobcat Goldthwait?
He’s still alive?
Oh yeah- it’s just his talent that’s dead.
This looks pretty funny, and it seems to have some cool scene of shit I’d really like to see; Such as killing idiots from shitty TV shows, or the double parkers. Hopefully no one is dumb enough to take this shit seriously and go “OH GOD WE NEED TO BAD GUNS ASAP”.
As long as no one sees the movie and says “OH GOD WE NEED TO KILL ALL THE POP CULTURE CELEBRITIES!”
OH GOD THE GUNS ARE WHAT DROVE THIS MAN TO KILL! WE NEED TO BAN GUNS ASAP!
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WOw… I’m going to download this movie eventually, but strongly suggest a boycott of some kind. This is absolutely ridiculous. This movie looks like a 80-90mins of every shitty situation television shows put characters in to portray firearms owners in a bad light.
It’s the Michael Douglas film, Falling Down without a conscience.
Its kinda like Super but… more killin’ :P Goddamn that looks fun, even if it fails at a bunch of things
I was just going to say Super meets Falling Down, but I’m beaten to it. Whereas Falling Down choked at the ending, Super was no-holds barred, and the better for it.
I think some of you guys might be overreacting. It’s an independent movie with a limited release. It’s being written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait. And it also looks like it’s gonna suck. I really wouldn’t worry about it. Did I mention it’s being directed by the bad guy from Police Academy 2?
And he was also a good guy in Police Academy 3 wasn’t he? Or one of the others. Or a few, they made 7 of those dang things.
I agree, this is a movie that should have been made a long time ago. However, and I the only one that got remind a little of George Carlin with this?
“I do something you don’t like, I think you have the right to kill me.”
“So the next time some asshole says I have a right to my opinion you say oh yeah, I have a right to my opinion and my opinion is you have no right to your opinion. Then shoot the fuck and walk away.”
‘natural born killers’, for the Naughties?
AMAZING!!!!!
Nice! Loved the American Idol stage scene.
I really don’t think anyone is going to take this movie seriously.
I’m not going to let my entertainment be controlled by how it affects children. Fuck that. This movie looks awesome, I intend to see it ASAP.
The guy who wrote this movie should be sewed.
He stole my way of thinking bout this world and made profit out of it.
Does that make him a jerk also?
Glad i’m not alone ;)
This movie had to be made indeed, to make people think about their way of livin and there actions against other people.
State schools are on the base of it together with the media like commercial TV stations and music TV
Nice one UNITE