A simple video from freddiew:

Yea, screw alarm clocks.   I was considering trying one of those clocks that wake you up with light, but then I realized they could be defeated by just looking the other way and decided I should just save my money.  I find mornings are 10x better now though since I stopped setting my alarm clock to a radio station, and instead use the buzzer.  The only problem with the buzzer is that it starts out slow, and gradually speeds up until its like 2 beeps per second at which point I almost lose my shit and want to smash it.

Anyone else have alarm clock problems?  Tried a light wake-up clock?  I wanna hear about it.



Vhyrus February 24, 2012 at 12:50 am

What happened to his 2 tone glock? That was his signature gun!


RY0NE February 24, 2012 at 01:33 am

The most innovative / annoying of all alarm clocks: the runaway clocky

They also make one with a propeller that separates and flies all over your bedroom. Both great excuses to sleep with a glock under your pillow.


Gremlin February 24, 2012 at 07:09 am

I’ve had one of the ones that brings the light up slowly, then starts making noise. It works but I switched over to one that displays the time on the ceiling with a regular buzzer. I like being able to see it from anywhere in the room without having to actually roll over.

For me, the only way to really have a good morning is to wake up at the same time everyday, no matter what. Weekend, 6am, weekday, 6am, holiday, 6am. Anything else just messes me up.


Jon February 24, 2012 at 07:24 am

He changes mags and the new mag only has one bullet in it?


Bart February 24, 2012 at 01:03 pm

Yea noticed that one also. at least he got the ninja.


v February 24, 2012 at 08:26 am

i have never used the alarm since i can remember, i simply tell myself to wake up at XXXX hours/minutes and it happens…


ENDO-Mike March 7, 2012 at 04:34 pm

Yikes.. that would never work for me. Mainly because I go to bed at such erratic times… 2AM… 4:30AM… If I didn’t set an alarm i’d still to who knows when.


Farmer Bob February 24, 2012 at 01:37 pm

I got a kick out of the alarm clock that you had to shoot with the infra red beam to make it stop beeping. That’s great, until you accidentally grab your real gun. Then you wake everybody up.


Church February 25, 2012 at 06:18 am

Not feeling it… I kind of don’t like his videos..


Ira Michaud March 6, 2012 at 02:16 pm

I recently purchased the Sonic Bomb alarm clock, it comes with a vibrating puck that you slip under your mattress that wakes you up rather than an annoying buzzer. i LOVE it


ENDO-Mike March 7, 2012 at 04:01 pm

Neat! I just looked up on YouTube… looks like it might work well for me.



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