5.11 Tactical Week – Giveaway #1

All week, the awesome people over at 5.11 Tactical are hooking up lucky readers with some sweet gear.   In case you didn’t already know, 5.11 creates superior products for law enforcement, military and firefighting professionals.

Giveaway #1 is your choice of ONE of these three blades:

Scout Folding Knife

  • AUS 8 blade steel
  • 3.5 flat grind plain edge Spear Point blade
  • Blade-Tech® V-Hole in blade for easy, quick deployment
  • Subdued Black oxide coating on blade and all hardware
  • 4.75 closed, 8.25 open
  • Liner lock construction-Nested 420-J2 heat-treated stainless steel liners
  • Comfortably-shaped G10 Scales (.08 thick)
  • Removable reversible clip allows four carry position options
  • Lanyard hole
  • Heavy-Duty pivot post and screw with Torx®fasteners
  • Torx® wrench included for carry clip adjustment
  • Mike Vellekamp design

The Scout Folding Knife is a workhorse folder with a standard blade size. Its ergonomic, comfortable handle shape, finger choil and top spine jimping on the blade provide improved user-control. The Scout Folding Knife’s conventional spear point blade makes it perfect for your everyday carry blade, handling any task you face with ease.

Side Kick Rescue

  • AUS8 blade steel
  • Mike Vellekamp design
  • 4mm blade thickness
  • Built in belt cutter and oxygen key
  • Sheath has removable/reversible clip
  • Compatible with web platforms
  • Includes Velcro wrap for securing to boot
  • Includes breakaway neck chain

The Side Kick™ Rescue fits perfectly in your boots and built in oxygen key and belt cutter can literally be a life saver.

Side Kick Boot Knife

  • 4mm blade thickness
  • 2” combo edge modified Tanto blade
  • Subdued Black oxide coating with skeletonized handle
  • Injection molded plastic sheath for boot and dutybelt carry
  • Ambidextrous up/down/left/right options
  • Attaches to MOLLE webbing or web platform
  • Includes Allen wrench to adjust pocket depth
  • Includes break-away chain for wear as a neck knife
  • Mike Vellekamp/Blade-Tech® design
  • Length 5.5″
  • AUS 8 blade steel

The Side Kick™ is a great choice for boot or belt carry and can even be worn as a neck knife. The sheath is also MOLLE compatible.

Be sure to check out 5.11’s full line of polo shirts, cargo pants, hiking boots, and flashlights.

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a dick (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Just leave ONE comment on this post completing the sentence “I need a tactical knife because…”.  Don’t reply to anyone.  More than one comment will disqualify you.  Funnier the better!  Entertain me!
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate a random number.  The number will correspond to the winner, who I will then contact for their mailing address.

Good luck!

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Owensolid April 3, 2012 at 12:10 am

… I find myself in need of a new seatbelt cutter, one simply does not cut seatbelts without one.

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Carlos U. April 3, 2012 at 12:10 am

“I need a tactical knife because i don’t have one. Am I first?

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Pim April 3, 2012 at 12:12 am

I need a tactical knife because I dont have one and all the local mall ninjas always laugh at me.

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Jusuchin (Military Otaku) April 3, 2012 at 12:13 am

I need a tactical knife because even operators need to eventually turn around, face the camera, and pull out two knives with the blades pointed down like in some dumbass anime.

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DC1-3 April 3, 2012 at 12:13 am

I need a tactical knife because my kitchen knife can’t penetrate zombie skulls.

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Fish0331 April 3, 2012 at 12:17 am

I need a tactical knife because my daughters boyfriend just called me “dog”.

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agentorange197 April 3, 2012 at 12:20 am

I need a tactical knife because the tape on all the shit i order isn’t going to cut itself.

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Flip April 3, 2012 at 12:20 am

I need a tactical knife to butter my toast.

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Steve C April 3, 2012 at 12:21 am

I need a new tactical knife because I handed mine to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, who handed it to a firefighter, while I held c-spine imobilization… Ugh!

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Sublime-Silence April 3, 2012 at 12:21 am

I need a tactical knife because… how else am I supposed to open this damn hard plastic packaging box

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Tobias April 3, 2012 at 12:23 am

I need a new tactical knife because… my eight year old daughter can safely handle my Kershaw and I would love to have something for her to carry camping this summer.

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Will April 3, 2012 at 12:24 am

I need a tactical knife because there are many boxes that need slaying.

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Chris Kahlert April 3, 2012 at 12:25 am

I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife takes forever to cut thru anything.

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Caleb April 3, 2012 at 12:25 am

I need a tactical knife so that my girlfriend doesn’t have to buy me a new one for my birthday

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Larry April 3, 2012 at 12:26 am

id love a tac knife to compliment my H&K carry!!

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Mark April 3, 2012 at 12:33 am

I need a tactical knife I can never find an oxygen key when I need one.

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Panda One-One April 3, 2012 at 12:36 am

I need a tactical knife because I face public shame/humiliation on multiple fronts, the military organization I work for is far too poor (so they claim) to hand out anything other than Gerber E-Z outs – I also recently acquired a Benchmade folder (from said organization because I griped enough) that I can no longer carry due to the fact that all Benchmade products have a butterfly logo on them. This alone is not all that bad but when folded it appears there is a tramp stamp on your knife….. I don’t need a knife that gets around on it’s own. We can tell from *Steve C that they get “reissued” easily enough.

***Long comments always win!!! I read that somewhere….

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sol April 3, 2012 at 12:37 am

i need a tactical knife because i’m a super hero.

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Arwin Siador April 3, 2012 at 12:38 am

I recently visited 5.11 HQ and its an awesome facility!

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ENDO-Mike April 3, 2012 at 01:20 am

I watched your vid! Pretty sick plate carrier with the molle-velcro. I want one!

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USSMunkfish April 3, 2012 at 12:42 am

I need a tactical knife because my AK bayonet just aint tactical enough for tactical maintenance operations.

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SITW April 3, 2012 at 12:45 am

I need a tactical knife because always ned moar tacticle!

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Ben April 3, 2012 at 12:50 am

I need a tactical knife because my other knives don’t have enough holes in them.

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Jeremy April 3, 2012 at 12:54 am

I need a tactical knife because… My current pocket knife is not tacticool enough.

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Vhyrus April 3, 2012 at 12:56 am

I need a tactical knife because….. I carry a Taurus?

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Jerald Ard April 3, 2012 at 12:56 am

I need a tactical knife because they don’t make a tactical bludgeon.

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Gophernator April 3, 2012 at 01:02 am

I need a tactical knife because there’s no better way to skin a gopher. Not that you’d want to. They taste like shit and the pelts only go for about fifty cents down at the Wagon Wheel trailer park. But it pays the ammo bills.

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Brandon April 3, 2012 at 01:03 am

I need a tactical knife because a regular knife just doesn’t do the job. I mean seriously, the black color on the blade and obnoxious handle shape makes all the difference! How else am I supposed to perform my day to day activities of tacticool mall ninja jobs?

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Prime20 April 3, 2012 at 01:11 am

I need a Tactical Knife because my current knife is no where near tactical enough, it only has 2 picitanny rails, one of them has an ACOG scope and the other has a toy train who’s caboose holds my skittles. There’s no where to put AFG! Without it i cant be a tactical tactician, who tactically operates in operations operationally nation wide.

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Prolepsis April 3, 2012 at 01:22 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m not tacticool enough.

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adam April 3, 2012 at 01:25 am

I need a tactical knife because steak knives are not cool.

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Phil April 3, 2012 at 01:27 am

I need a Tactical Knife because my current 3 “tactical” knives are outdated and just too plain-looking! Every internet tactical guru out there who is worth his stuff knows that the more weird, obscure, and feature-filled a knife means it is better able to adapt to every odd situation ever!

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Kevin April 3, 2012 at 01:40 am

I need another knife like a whole in the head, but like guns you can never have enough….

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Javi April 3, 2012 at 01:41 am

I need a Tactical Knife because I’m Ron Swanson, I would like to thank Endo Mike and 5.11 tactical for supplying me my newest weapon for my hunting trip.

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Trevor April 3, 2012 at 01:43 am

I need a tactical knife because 25 knives isn’t enough… I need another one :P

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hydepark April 3, 2012 at 01:44 am

I need a tactical knife because I hid my other tactical knife too tactically and now my tactical memory has failed me.

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Rusty April 3, 2012 at 01:46 am

I need another tactical knife for when the occupy zombies come for me, can never have enough blades to stick into undead hippies, anarchists, and Marxists!

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Geoff April 3, 2012 at 02:04 am

I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough blades with which to off zombies. Chuck Norris would agree with me.

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k.rollin April 3, 2012 at 02:05 am

I need a tactical knife because despite being an operator who operates in operations, I lack an effective tertiary weapon.

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Alex April 3, 2012 at 02:24 am

… this butter knife doesn’t go with my taclite 5.11 pants.

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L.G. April 3, 2012 at 02:39 am

I need a tactical knife because it would look great with my 511 Tactical Duty Kilt. Don’t laugh it’s supposed to “take breathability to a whole new level”. LOL

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WJC April 3, 2012 at 02:55 am

I need a tactical knife because I can’t reach mall ninja level 3 without it and I must reach mall ninja level 3 to defeat the slushie gang.

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Mary April 3, 2012 at 03:01 am

I need a tactical knife for the bugout bag I’ve made up in case of an attack by deagle packing occutards…

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Dean west April 3, 2012 at 03:43 am

I need a tactical knife because this one would be free

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Jester67 April 3, 2012 at 03:50 am

I need a tactical knife because I want to increase my effectiveness against children’s birthday piñatas.

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JimT April 3, 2012 at 04:11 am

5.11 makes good stuff!

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lucusloc April 3, 2012 at 04:18 am

I need a tactical knife because I need a(nother) tactical knife

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NikonMikon April 3, 2012 at 04:21 am

….zombies can strike at any minute. I must be prepared.

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Rydak April 3, 2012 at 04:33 am

I need a tactical knife because Bread aint gonna cut itself.

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Ben April 3, 2012 at 05:27 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m a gear whore and the addiction MUST be fed…

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Houston Samuels April 3, 2012 at 05:40 am

I need a new tactical knife because my tactical sword attracts way too may stares.

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Brent April 3, 2012 at 05:45 am

I need a tactical knife because i live in a tactical world.

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Mike Grant April 3, 2012 at 05:47 am

Because you can’t enjoy tactical bacon without one!

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Chuck April 3, 2012 at 05:47 am

I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife is too big to carry.

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Logic April 3, 2012 at 05:56 am

I need a tactical knife because I need something tactical to spread my tactical black magic spread.

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haneyk April 3, 2012 at 06:06 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m afraid of Chuck Norris.

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J Richardson April 3, 2012 at 06:06 am

I need a tactical knife because my other knives are lonely.

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Cory April 3, 2012 at 06:19 am

I need a tactical knife because it’s easier than picking scabs.

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Chuck April 3, 2012 at 06:22 am

…. Because I may need a back up for my back ups back up

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Church April 3, 2012 at 06:23 am

I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend doesn’t do the dishes and dirty kitchen knives don’t do the trick.

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Andy April 3, 2012 at 06:26 am

I need a tactical knife because I have to use something tactical to cut my tactical bacon.

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Dan April 3, 2012 at 06:26 am

I need a tactical knife because I need something to add to my tacti-kilt.

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Tech666 April 3, 2012 at 06:32 am

I need a tactical knife because i need to fit in with everyone else.

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Sandy April 3, 2012 at 06:35 am

I need a tactical knife because it’s easier to carry then a tactical nuke.

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Troy April 3, 2012 at 06:40 am

I need a tactical knife for on duty carry 2nd shift. The homeless have been getting rowdy again.

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al dutton April 3, 2012 at 06:51 am

I need a tactical knife because i cant always carry my side arm in certain places..

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bikeman April 3, 2012 at 06:54 am

I need a tactical knife because… well, I need a boot knife, does that count?

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Martini April 3, 2012 at 06:59 am

I need a tactical knife because it would make a great letter opener!

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ChrisM April 3, 2012 at 07:01 am

I need a tactical knife because…
I haven’t bought one in a couple of months and my wife is starting to worry that I might be sick.

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Greg H April 3, 2012 at 07:05 am

I need a tactical knife because I need to be tactical.

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matt April 3, 2012 at 07:08 am

I need a tactical knife because my other knife doesn’t have enough GIMPING

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TuxedoTshirt April 3, 2012 at 07:09 am

I need a tactical knife because the boxes I open at work are starting to look at me funny.

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Ted April 3, 2012 at 07:09 am

I need a tactical knife because…my wife says I spend too much on guns, ammo and knives. I’d love to win this knive and then sit back while she waits for the credit card bill to come in looking for the chance to bust my chops.

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Raph84 April 3, 2012 at 07:15 am

I need a tactical knife because I need a backup to backup my backup 3 is one 2 is none etc etc

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Ben Branam April 3, 2012 at 07:16 am

I need a tactical because most of the time at work I can’t carry a gun, and I work on the border down here in Texas.

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Jon April 3, 2012 at 07:22 am

I need a tactical knife because it’s much better than a homemade shiv.

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Brice April 3, 2012 at 07:24 am

I need a tactical knife because after six years of hard service, I’ve worn out my current CRKT M21.

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NickS April 3, 2012 at 07:27 am

I need a tactical knife because I need one to operate in operational environments!

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That Guy April 3, 2012 at 07:29 am

I need a tactical knife because all my other knives are just basic tools. I need something Tacticalish

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Jess Banda April 3, 2012 at 07:31 am

I need a tactical knife so I can post the most awesome photos/videos of me using the knife.

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Bill P April 3, 2012 at 07:35 am

I need a tactical knife because they are handy!

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Notperator April 3, 2012 at 07:35 am

I need a knife because…wait…what’s this? AR-15 stock on my Glock? Is that what I need? I don’t even know anymore…

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bigbluebird April 3, 2012 at 07:35 am

I need a tactical knife because mine is currently “elsewhere” due to the fact that it was needed for greater use then opening letters and packages.

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sarclmbr April 3, 2012 at 07:37 am

I need a tactical knife because my tacticool one I bought from Sportsmen’s Guide broke…

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JG April 3, 2012 at 07:39 am

I need a tactical knife because…at any given moment I may need to cut some tactical bacon for tactical breakfast.

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taylor emery April 3, 2012 at 07:42 am

I need a tactical knife to put on my tactical vest so when i drive tactical vehicles the other tactical vehicle operators will be tactically inferior… Also im stationed in Okinawa but my address is an FPO so hopefully that counts as a US Address

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Andrew April 3, 2012 at 07:56 am

I need a tactical knife to go with my tactical fork. http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/Roger159/TacticalFork.jpg

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Bear April 3, 2012 at 08:00 am

I need a tactical knife to cut my tactical steak.

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Tommy April 3, 2012 at 08:04 am

I need a tactical knife because I need something when shit hits the fan.

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eliska April 3, 2012 at 08:07 am

I need a tactical knife because my other knives are merely, well, knives.

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John M. April 3, 2012 at 08:07 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m unhappy with my current carry knife.

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Sean April 3, 2012 at 08:08 am

I need a tactical knife because the internet tells me I can’t be tactical without one :(

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Rabies April 3, 2012 at 08:12 am

a new blade sure would be knife, haha do you get the point? dang these things write themselves.

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woot April 3, 2012 at 08:16 am

Excuse me gentlemen, I need to practice my stabbin moves.

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Eric Villanueva April 3, 2012 at 08:20 am

I need a tactical knife like a teenage girl needs a cellphone…I’m tactically addicted!

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Nate April 3, 2012 at 08:23 am

I need a tactical knife because I don’t know when or if I will need a tactical knife.

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Jeremiah April 3, 2012 at 08:23 am

I need a tactical knife because I am a tactical operator, operating in many operations.

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Greekfreak April 3, 2012 at 08:26 am

I need a tactical knife because I can’t seem to find any of my butter knifes in the washer.

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JohnnyTToxic April 3, 2012 at 08:26 am

I need a tactical knife because I still have a few empty molle loops.

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nimARo April 3, 2012 at 08:26 am

I need a tactical knife because it will make me a better person

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Ian April 3, 2012 at 08:36 am

I need a tactical knife because… because I need to apply butter tactically.

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Sean B April 3, 2012 at 08:36 am

I need a tactical knife because without it I can’t tactically operate in operations.

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Jeff April 3, 2012 at 08:37 am

I need a tactical knife because I use them frequently at my FD job.

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JohnK April 3, 2012 at 08:39 am

I need a tactical knife because my tactical pants are lonely.

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Tim Ellwood April 3, 2012 at 08:42 am

I need a tactical knife because i need to open letters a lot

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Jesse Ingall April 3, 2012 at 08:46 am

I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife. Do I really need a reason? haha

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ExurbanKevin April 3, 2012 at 08:47 am

I need a tactical knife because they don’t make strategic knives.

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crazed April 3, 2012 at 08:55 am

I need a tactical knife because they will fit nicely in my knife collection

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Gloss April 3, 2012 at 09:09 am

I need a tactical knife because I work in a pennitentiary. Prisoners play poker games for ass. Alright, i can’t take it inside, but plenty of crooks outside too!

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John April 3, 2012 at 09:12 am

I need a tactical knife because i need to sharpen my tactical stick.

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Martin April 3, 2012 at 09:15 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m tactically challenged and anything to assist in me becoming more tactical would be a vast improvement for the benefit of the world.

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Keith D April 3, 2012 at 09:15 am

I need a tactical knife because an aural knife only sounds good.

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cayton April 3, 2012 at 09:19 am

I need a tactical knife because I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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Jeff April 3, 2012 at 09:20 am

I need a tactical Knife because of all the tactical situations i face at my desk and to tackle all that paper work.

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Brandon April 3, 2012 at 09:25 am

I need a tactical knife because…I am an operator.

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BJ Backitis April 3, 2012 at 09:29 am

I need a tactical Knife because I live in Florida, and I need something to defend myself against all the crazies that are coming down here because of the Trayvon Martin lunacy. Geez, as if hanging chads and beautiful blonde bimbo teachers seducing their students wasn’t enough to get this state labeled as “Flori-DUH”…

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Sam Carlson April 3, 2012 at 09:31 am

I need a tactical knife, I just need it.

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John April 3, 2012 at 09:31 am

I need a tactical knife because… I need to preform high speed tactical openings of those copy paper boxes at work.

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Rich April 3, 2012 at 09:32 am

I need a tactical Knife because I like to make my cousin have to go buy one because he has to copy everything I get

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DanO April 3, 2012 at 09:38 am

I need a tactical knife because… there are things that need cutting.

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TB April 3, 2012 at 09:41 am

I need a tactical knife because…ma bread won’t butter itself

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Jay Sinofsky April 3, 2012 at 09:46 am

I need a new tactical knife because lately, since my beloved Spyderco Endura disappeared, I’ve been feeling so very low speed, high drag. Even my Operator beard has lost its luster.

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dondrey April 3, 2012 at 09:46 am

I need a tactical knife because high speed low drag box opening operations are in order every day I am on the job.

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SPENCER WADE April 3, 2012 at 09:49 am

I need a tactical knife because my steak knife just is not doing the trick anymore. if you type KNIFE and look at it to much it becomes a very funny word.

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patrick April 3, 2012 at 09:49 am

I need a tactical knife because I need to look cool to my friends

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Mark April 3, 2012 at 09:52 am

I need a tactical knife because I am TACTICLEES!! the god of all things tactical (said in my best radio announcer voice)

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Mike B, April 3, 2012 at 09:52 am

I need a tactical knife to cut my tactical bacon for my tactical sandwich!

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dasdfdf April 3, 2012 at 09:53 am

I need a tactical knife because there is no way for me to open my other tactical knife box

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Sarcasticshrub April 3, 2012 at 09:53 am

I need a tactical knife because anything with the word ‘tactical’, ‘SWAT’, ‘Police”, ‘Sheriff”, or made in the color black, makes me your Huckleberry… Besides, my other one broke :-(

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Brian April 3, 2012 at 09:55 am

I need a tactical knife because you can never have too many tactical knives.

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Mr. Monaro April 3, 2012 at 10:00 am

I need a tactical knife because i look ridiculous using my tiny little Swiss army key-chain knife.

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Patrick J April 3, 2012 at 10:01 am

I need a tactical knife because marcus luttrell is my hero.

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Kevin April 3, 2012 at 10:02 am

I need a tactical knife because i need to give one to my sister since shes jelly of all mine.

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GoFightNguyen April 3, 2012 at 10:08 am

I need a tactical knife because tactical bacon sandwiches aren’t going to make themselves.

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William McConkey April 3, 2012 at 10:09 am

I need a tactical knife because the only other thing i’ve ever won from a contest was a Snickers hat that said “Gotta Have Nuts.” This would more than make up for that.

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Jordan April 3, 2012 at 10:09 am

I need a tactical knife because my mail is getting pretty aggressive.

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PP April 3, 2012 at 10:10 am

I need a tactical knife because I have no tactical knife to tactically cut tactical boxes tactically.

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Will April 3, 2012 at 10:13 am

I need a tactical knife because…one can never have too many knives.

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DaveP. April 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

I need a tactical knife because I’m taking a road trip to Vegas and I’d look darn silly trying to take down a drug-fueled 300-pound Samoan attorney with a tactical fork. And anyway, that’s bat country.

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OftheArk April 3, 2012 at 10:18 am

I need a tactical knife because the zombies are knocking on my door.

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Keith April 3, 2012 at 10:19 am

I need a tactical knife because UTPD confiscated my benchmade because they thought it was an Automatic opener so now I have to spend money on a lawyer to defend myself in court against a bullsh#t charge and I don’t have a knife anymore

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Pliskin April 3, 2012 at 10:23 am

I need a tactical knife because I only have one knife and its tactically challenged.

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Krystian April 3, 2012 at 10:24 am

I need a tactical knife because my girl’s upper lip need tactical shaving in a tacticool way.

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Nick April 3, 2012 at 10:29 am

I need a tactical knife because I have nothing to hide in my boot

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Feanor April 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

I need a tactical knife in case my tactical pistol bayonet needs reloading

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Sam Smith April 3, 2012 at 10:30 am

I need a tactical knife because it’s my birthday… in a few months.

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Adam April 3, 2012 at 10:32 am

I need a tactical knife because how can I be high-speed low-drag without it? It’s just impossible…

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Jonny B April 3, 2012 at 10:35 am

I need a tactical knife to go with my 5.11 tactical belt.

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Fen April 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

I need a tactical knife because… My tactical kitchen knives are so dull.

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pikid89 April 3, 2012 at 10:37 am

I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife

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RWC April 3, 2012 at 10:37 am

“I need a tactical knife because I knife things tactically.”

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Andy April 3, 2012 at 10:39 am

I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend appropriated mine…

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huey April 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

I need a tactical knife because I am a mall ninja…

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Mike April 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

I need a tactical knife because its TactiCOOL day in the desert.

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Oddball April 3, 2012 at 10:51 am

I need a tactical knife because my other tactical knives my break, or disappear, or something….

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Will April 3, 2012 at 10:51 am

I need a tactical knife because these tomatoes have some serious attitude.

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Connor Kolacki April 3, 2012 at 10:54 am

I need a tactical knife because my babby-killing-armor-piercing-heat seaking assault clips aren’t good enough.

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Brian April 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

I need a tactical knife because…my tactical fork is lonely.

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DeskJockey April 3, 2012 at 10:56 am

I need a tactical knife because…I don’t have one. And that makes me feel like less of a man, which I am feeling that I need to compensate for by buying a gigantic truck. SO, winning one of these tactical knives will save me tens of thousands of dollars in the price of the truck, plus 4 bucks a gallon in gas at 8-10 mpg.

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battlewagon April 3, 2012 at 10:58 am

I need a tactical knife because my strategic knife sits at home making powerpoints all day…

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Loki April 3, 2012 at 11:01 am

I need a tactical knife because karate chops arn’t always appropriate for a situation.

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Heath April 3, 2012 at 11:04 am

I need a tactical knife because i want my friends to think I am cool.

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Inclement April 3, 2012 at 11:07 am

I need a tactical knife because how can I be a tactical operator without a knife that has tactical in the name.

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Aaron April 3, 2012 at 11:19 am

I need a Tactical Knife to cut things.

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James April 3, 2012 at 11:19 am

I need a tactical knife because living without one, really just isnt living…

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The Other Dave April 3, 2012 at 11:25 am

I need a tactical knife because…well, fxhummel tells me that you can never have too many.

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Max April 3, 2012 at 11:28 am

I need a tactical knife because, frankly, derps got to herp…

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Jeremy Christopherson April 3, 2012 at 11:37 am

I need a tactical knife because my tactical fingernails need a tactical tool to clean the tactical dirt from underneath them.

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Phoenixsm April 3, 2012 at 11:37 am

“I need a tactical knife because I lost my last one due to my forgetfulness and the TSA’s powers of observation…”

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petter April 3, 2012 at 11:47 am

I don’t need a tactical knife, oh wait, shit….

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Clutch April 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I need a tactical knife because you can never have too many!

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Matt April 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I need a tactical knife because my bug-out bug isn’t tactical enough

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Austin King April 3, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m a sheepdog.

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jpcmt April 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I need a tactical knife because I can’t carry a cop.

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wfgodbold April 3, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I need a tactical knife because none of my knives are matte black.

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dp April 3, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I need a tactical knife because I can never find a nail clipper when i need one

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Jason April 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm

I need a tactical knife so I can make a sweet video that you will post on ENDO.

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PT April 3, 2012 at 12:13 pm

I need a tactical knife because I live in Detroit. Enough said.

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Cody W April 3, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I need a tactical knife so i can operate operationally while i operate.

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Nick April 3, 2012 at 12:19 pm

I need a tactical knife, but only if it comes with a rail mount, because how can it be really tactical if I can’t mount it to my AR-15.

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Bryan April 3, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Because I have to cut zip ties all day at work

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SqDb April 3, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I need a tactical knife to smite his ruin upon the mountain!!

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mlk18 April 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I need a tactical knife because somewhere out there is a terrorist in need of a circumcision!

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Jwhite April 3, 2012 at 12:39 pm

I need a tactical knife because tac-black is how I roll.

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Kenny April 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I need a tactical knife because just give it to me already.

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Jason Henderson April 3, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I need a tactical knife because I have an empty pocket on my 5.11 trousers!

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Jamie B April 3, 2012 at 12:59 pm

I need a tactical knife so I can have something to pick the meat out of my infected ingrown toe-nail and scrape the spooge off under my desk at work… does it come pre-sanitized?

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B.Malloy April 3, 2012 at 01:00 pm

I need a tatical knife so shave my tactical beard and achieve high speed low drag runs.

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John April 3, 2012 at 01:13 pm

I need a tactical knife to shank snitches!

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pc April 3, 2012 at 01:17 pm

i will use it, love 5.11

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bp April 3, 2012 at 01:20 pm

I need a tactical knife because… because the other 7 are lonely in the safe.

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Jon Simonelli April 3, 2012 at 01:23 pm

I need a tactical knife because England took all of mine

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Andrew April 3, 2012 at 01:26 pm

I need a tactical knife because kitchen knives never cut it in the horror movies…

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Andrew April 3, 2012 at 01:27 pm

(no Pun intended)

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Aron April 3, 2012 at 01:28 pm

I need a tactical knife because I can’t carry my gun at the bar.

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Blunderbuss April 3, 2012 at 01:37 pm

I need a tactical knife because I need to look cool when slicing apples.

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Jason Simo April 3, 2012 at 01:38 pm

I nee a tactical knife cause butter knives just dont cut it anymore

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chicken_finger5 April 3, 2012 at 01:40 pm

I need a tactical knife because tactical harsh language just doesn’t cut the mustard

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James April 3, 2012 at 01:45 pm

I need a tactical knife because I do.

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BBJones April 3, 2012 at 01:46 pm

I need a tactical knife because … I get bored in my Mom’s basement and need something to make a youtube video about.

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Aida April 3, 2012 at 01:47 pm

I need a tactical knife because…when the zombie apocalypse goes down I’ll need something for close quarter combat!

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Adam April 3, 2012 at 01:49 pm

I need a tactical knife because I will look cooler when I’m cutting my nails and cuticles

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Ernest Young April 3, 2012 at 01:50 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m a switchblade collector and I could use some variety. (the only fixed blade knives I have are in the kitchen)

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sirkut April 3, 2012 at 02:01 pm

I need a tactical knife because…my other knife is not a tactical.

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Sam April 3, 2012 at 02:08 pm

I’m not a dick =)

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Luke C April 3, 2012 at 02:11 pm

I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend stole mine.

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Stan April 3, 2012 at 02:14 pm

……I don’t have one.”

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Andy B April 3, 2012 at 02:14 pm

I need a tactical knife because… my letter opener isn’t badass enough.

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Lee April 3, 2012 at 02:22 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m trying to reach level 5 Mall Ninja.

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IamApostle April 3, 2012 at 02:29 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’ve got tactics that need a-knifin’…

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Matt April 3, 2012 at 02:33 pm

I need a tactical knife because I just do.

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danielthelion April 3, 2012 at 02:40 pm

I need a tactical knife because… I’m a operator that operates in operations.

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J. Stone April 3, 2012 at 02:45 pm

I need a tactical knife because… oooooh it’s soooo pretty! please please please!!

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JohnTheBaptist April 3, 2012 at 02:52 pm

I need a tactical knife because….Tactical is practical.

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Buckshart April 3, 2012 at 03:00 pm

i need a knife with shoulder things that go up and assault clips

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Kevin April 3, 2012 at 03:06 pm

I need a tactical knife so i can use tactics to tactically knife things

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Funitis2shoot April 3, 2012 at 03:12 pm

I need a tactical knife because… I need a tactical knife!
Unless you’re my wife, then I’ll need to come up with a better answer.

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Matt April 3, 2012 at 03:13 pm

I need a tactical knife because mine was stolen at Riverfest.

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Trey M April 3, 2012 at 03:24 pm

I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical sidekick!

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Adam G. April 3, 2012 at 03:28 pm

I need a tactical knife because it’s not a knife unless it says tactical in front of it!

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Joseph April 3, 2012 at 03:30 pm

I need a tactical knife because my 870 isn’t practical for cutting rope.

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Matt G. April 3, 2012 at 03:31 pm

I need a tactical knife to scare hippies into taking showers.

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Ducsauce April 3, 2012 at 03:38 pm

Yes please!! I asked nicely, how much less of a dick can a person be??

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ENDO-Mike April 3, 2012 at 03:54 pm

A person could start by reading the entry rules haha.

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foxtrot April 3, 2012 at 04:04 pm

i need a tactical knife because my regular knife does not make me look like a boss.

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David Wurz April 3, 2012 at 04:10 pm

I need a tactical knife because I only have 6 magazines for my AR15

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Matt April 3, 2012 at 04:10 pm

I need a tactical knife because letters aren’t going to open themselves

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jeff April 3, 2012 at 04:15 pm

I need a tactical knife because… if I run out of ammo in the Zombie Apocalypse, it will be my last line of defense.

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Frank April 3, 2012 at 04:17 pm

I need a tactical knife because I like to do amateur-hour emergency surgery.

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Nate April 3, 2012 at 04:25 pm

I need a tactical knife because…with the multitude of knives, tactical or otherwise, I have, Ican never find a good one when needed.

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Andrew April 3, 2012 at 04:30 pm

I need a tactical knife because I feel empty inside without one.

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Kellie April 3, 2012 at 04:31 pm

I need a tactical knife because I want to cut tactical stuff!

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RaineAshton April 3, 2012 at 04:33 pm

I need a tactical knife because my old lady won’t let me ‘buy’ one.

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Vic April 3, 2012 at 04:45 pm

I need a tactical knife because my swiss army knife is totally useless against the undead.

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Rodger April 3, 2012 at 04:45 pm

Because I can always use a new EDC knife

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PBDubya April 3, 2012 at 04:52 pm

I need a tactical knife because chicks dig it

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Josh April 3, 2012 at 05:04 pm

I need a tactical knife because there are many people I want to stab… tactically.

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Carl April 3, 2012 at 05:09 pm

I need a tactical knife because… I am a struggling medical student who aspires to eventually apply his trade to law enforcement and is currently putting together his medical/tactical set up. I could save lives with them! Especially the SideKick Rescue!

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JTD April 3, 2012 at 05:13 pm

I need a tactical knife because…to knife tactical things.

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Eviljay April 3, 2012 at 05:13 pm

I need a tactical knife because a day without a tactical knife is like a day without sunshine…..

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Brian April 3, 2012 at 05:19 pm

I need a tactical knife because I want to need one.

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adam April 3, 2012 at 05:32 pm

I need a tactical knife because: all the mall ninjas laugh at my case canoe knife at our monthly meetings in the food court.

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JohnO April 3, 2012 at 05:32 pm

I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough tactical knives.

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Dan April 3, 2012 at 05:35 pm

I need a tactical knife because I have yet to have a boot knife.

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Wahmbulance April 3, 2012 at 05:46 pm

I need a tactical knife because I broke my non-tactical knife off in a taliban fighter.

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Derpis April 3, 2012 at 05:53 pm

I need a tactical knife because…. My Swiss Army knife just doesn’t cut it.

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Caleb Sommerville April 3, 2012 at 05:54 pm

I need a tactical knife because I am an operator who needs to operate operatioNALLY TACTICAL TACTICAL OPERATIONS OPS OPERATOR TACTICOOL OPERA–whew. My tactical valve release was stuck.
But yeah. Those are pretty sweet knives.

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bryce April 3, 2012 at 05:56 pm

I need a tactical knife because my wife needs one

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Don P. April 3, 2012 at 06:01 pm

I need a tactical knife because a tactical knife is the definition of keeping it simple supid

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Sam April 3, 2012 at 06:03 pm

I need a tactical knife to open all of these tactical envelopes I have stacked on my tactical desk.

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Hozen April 3, 2012 at 06:07 pm

I need a tactical knife because… It goes perfectly with my tactical toilet paper and tactical tooth brush!

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Mike April 3, 2012 at 06:25 pm

I need a tactical knife because i am too cheap to buy a new one.

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PJ April 3, 2012 at 06:27 pm

I need a tactical knife to open my cans of Tactical Bacon. My P-38 isn’t tactical enough (haven’t Duracoated it black or multicam yet).

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Kevin April 3, 2012 at 06:32 pm

I need a tactical knife because I work at a National Security Training Facility!

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Ed April 3, 2012 at 06:36 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m still rocking a Buck 110.

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Ishtacka April 3, 2012 at 06:39 pm

I need a tactical knife because 9 knives on your person is not enough.

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Alex April 3, 2012 at 07:03 pm

I need a tactical knife because my tactical beard needs a tactical trim.

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Ls1z4me April 3, 2012 at 07:04 pm

I need a tactical knife because my was lost in a tragic boating accident.

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Farmer Bob April 3, 2012 at 07:06 pm

Funny? Did you say funny? There’s nothing funny about needing a tactical knife! I can guaran-tee you that one day you will be faced with a life or death situation and need yourself a tactical knife. Why, even in the next few months you might find yourself at a barbecue, and with only substandard plastic cutlery with which to battle an inferior cut of poorly cooked meat, and when that day comes, son, you will bend over and kiss your 5.11 clad butt that you carry a tactical knife. That’s why I need a tactical knife. That’s why you need a tactical knife. That’s why we ALL need tactical knives.

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James April 3, 2012 at 07:13 pm

I need a tactical knife because it is better than a non-tactical knife.

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Lee April 3, 2012 at 07:32 pm

I need a tactical knife because my place of employment frowns on me carrying my tactical G17 with aggressive stove top stimpling.

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Lee April 3, 2012 at 07:35 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m starting my new paramedic job next week and that Rescue has an O2 wrench in it!

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Phil April 3, 2012 at 07:49 pm

I need a tactical knife because I need a knew edc blade to protect me from hoards of liberals and hippies.

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Dom April 3, 2012 at 07:52 pm

I need a tactical knife because my current one isn’t cutting it.

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Andrew April 3, 2012 at 08:01 pm

I need a tactical knife because I have an uber-tactical flashlight/laser combo without a home.

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jason April 3, 2012 at 08:07 pm

I need a tactical knife because I travel for work and a handun isn’t always a option.

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Linoge April 3, 2012 at 08:09 pm

I need a tactical knife because I obviously do not have enough already!

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John April 3, 2012 at 08:17 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m stuck in Milwaukee.

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Jennifer April 3, 2012 at 08:20 pm

I need a tactical knife because I teach 5th graders in a poor public school.

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NBJM April 3, 2012 at 08:32 pm

I need a tactical knife because I didn’t win the GoPro or Contour Mount! :(

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steve April 3, 2012 at 08:34 pm

I need a tactical knife because I live in NYC and lets just say I dont rely on the NYPD for everything

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Mike April 3, 2012 at 08:58 pm

I need a tactical knife because I can’t always carry my .45

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Randy Watson April 3, 2012 at 09:03 pm

I need a tactica knife because my current knife is not tactical.

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Derek April 3, 2012 at 09:04 pm

Woo!

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Kommac April 3, 2012 at 09:05 pm

I need a tactical knife because my girlfriend used my last one to cut the chicken breast and left it on the stove and the handle melted to the peas.

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Todd S April 3, 2012 at 09:09 pm

I need a tactical knife because tactical bacon doesn’t open itself!

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ozwald April 3, 2012 at 09:20 pm

I need a tactical knife because everyone runs faster with a knife.

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Scott April 3, 2012 at 09:22 pm

“I need a tactical knife because..” … I left mine .. uh… well if I knew were I would’nt need another one. Oh, I take that back. More than one is always best. ….I still can’t find mine…though.

thanks

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USMCbawse12 April 3, 2012 at 09:31 pm

I need a tactical knife because i like to be sneaky when cutting things….

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Bart April 3, 2012 at 09:34 pm

I need a tactical knife because I’m an operator operating in operations.

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Cam April 3, 2012 at 09:36 pm

I need a tactical knife because my virginity needs defending

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Patrick April 3, 2012 at 09:38 pm

Since I can’t really say because FOR SCIENCE (my standard motivator)

I need a tactical knife because my tactical spork is lonely.

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Shinobi027 April 3, 2012 at 09:52 pm

I need a tactical knife because I never owned a tactical knife ):

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BigFatPanda April 3, 2012 at 09:57 pm

I need a tactical knife because…their like pokemon i got to have them all

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BT April 3, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I need a tactical knife because my wife has my other one.

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duhwut April 3, 2012 at 10:03 pm

I need a tactical knife because I need to tactically trim my toenails.

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Alex April 3, 2012 at 10:05 pm

I need a tactical knife because you can never have enough knives.

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Jake April 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm

I need a tactical knife because I need a tactical knife. Duh.

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mtptwo April 3, 2012 at 10:22 pm

I need a tactical knife because them damn zombies are just waiting at the boarder.

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Jake April 3, 2012 at 10:27 pm

I need a tactical knife because we all know the end is coming…

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Mike G April 3, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I need a tactical knife because everyone laughs at my tactical spork.

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john April 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm

I need a tactical knife cause the trunk of my patrol car ate my last one

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John April 3, 2012 at 11:07 pm

I need a tactical knife because my other knife isn’t.

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Shane Tabor April 3, 2012 at 11:22 pm

I need a tactical knife because my buddies prison shank was confiscated in the last shakedown.

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BossRooster April 3, 2012 at 11:28 pm

I need a tactical knife because I look like a goob carrying a kitchen knife in my webgear.

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Ken Smith April 3, 2012 at 11:41 pm

I need a tactical knife because I do not currently own one which makes it absolutely impossible to be one of the cool people.

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cory April 3, 2012 at 11:43 pm

I need a tactical knife because tactical knives are way better than KMart blue light special knives!!!

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clay allen April 3, 2012 at 11:57 pm

I need a tactical knife because I have a fiskars camping hatchet in my nightstand instead of a tactical knife. And if I get burglarized I would much rather throw a tactical knife… Imagine what a bad idea it would be to have a camping hatchet thrown back at you!!! oww oww oww

ca

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Matthew Mansell April 4, 2012 at 12:26 am

I need a tactical knife because I live in a rough area and I am not yet 21 to conceal carry so the knife is the best defense I cam legally have beside walking away.

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ENDO-Mike April 4, 2012 at 12:34 am

ENTRIES ARE CLOSED. I’m going to draw this right away.

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Zach Samples April 4, 2012 at 01:49 am

I need a tactical knife so I perform tactical circumcisions for the tactical Jewish community!

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TJ Pence April 4, 2012 at 06:36 am

I need a tactical knife because plastic knives just don’t make the cut

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All your bases April 4, 2012 at 07:48 am

I need a tactical knife to remove the government implant that was placed there when in 1972 as part of a crack commando unit I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn’t commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune but I am still tracked until I can get a that damned implant removed.

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