J Dewey Rods Giveaway Week – Day #5

J Dewey Manufacturing; maker of the famous J Dewey Rods for cleaning your guns, is giving away awesome goods all week long!

Today, since it’s Friday one lucky person will win a Complete AR-15 Cleaning Kit ($100 value)

Product Specifications:

  • 30 Inch Nylon Coated Rod
  • Comes with 22C-30 Rod
  • M16B Breech Rod Guide
  • B22 Brush
  • P171 Cotton Flannel Patches
  • ARL Link Cleaning Pin
  • L-16 Lug Recess Cleaning Tool

Make sure you check out J Dewey Rods for all your gun cleaning needs.

J Dewey products are Made in the USA!

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a scoundrel (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Tweet “Check out the @GunBlog Guns & Coffee Operator t-shirt over at http://www.ENDOapparel.com” and/or make up a rhyme with ENDO in it here in the comments on the blog.
  • You can enter on both Twitter and here on the blog.
  • I’ll flip a coin to see if the draw will come from twitter entries or blog entries tomorrow at draw time.
  • Don’t reply to anyone in the comments on the blog.  More than one comment on the blog will disqualify you.
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate random numbers.  The numbers will correspond to the winners, who I will then contact for their mailing addresses.

Good luck!



agentorange197 April 20, 2012 at 12:21 am

I was on a blog called ENDO
I could’ve been playing NintENDO
But instead I spend my time
Entering Giveaways I never win
I know Envy is Sin
But today I pray to God
That I win this Rod

Steven April 20, 2012 at 12:45 am

The stoner rifle is my fave
direct impingement causes me to rave
but the mechanism requires preening
with Dewey’s rods of cleaning
won from my friendo
the blog ENDO

USSMunkfish April 20, 2012 at 01:25 am

With a rising crescendo
And mucho innuendo
I cried: “I must win one giveaway
From M-F’ing ENDO!”

MarkG April 20, 2012 at 01:41 am

A shooter I am
Though poet I’m not
Clean guns don’t jam
Or mess up your shot

And that is why
I need a rod
To clean my guns
And to prod

Don’t you worry
It’s not innuendo
It’s just a contest
Here on ENDO

Mike B. April 20, 2012 at 02:09 am

“I’m dirty, and gunky and I’ll foul up your action”
Said the Carbon to the rifle, with a scoff
“You’re guns will be useless, you’ll get no satisfaction”
Oh wait…is that the J Dewey you won from Everyday No Days Off?

SPC Fish @ ChevTac Firearms LLC April 20, 2012 at 02:47 am

i like to use an innuendo when i talk about endo

Ben April 20, 2012 at 05:08 am

There once was was a blog named Endo;
Whose material was as good as Bacon.
Limericks are hard;
I’m not a Bard.

steve K April 20, 2012 at 05:28 am

I like ENDO
It’s like a good friend-o
If I don’t read it every morning
I don’t have a goodmorning.

A2 April 20, 2012 at 05:59 am

Early morning with a smoke and some Jo.
I pass on work, and scroll through ENDO

Cheezy clips and a free give away,
Just the perfect start, to another shitty day

TomtheInfidel April 20, 2012 at 07:04 am

Just looking out the window, dreaming of winning this rod from ENDO!

Cory April 20, 2012 at 07:06 am

I want a rod that has a lil bendo
specifically the one I seen ENDO
It will get my guns clean
and sure make them gleam
Now I’ve never won in a contest
to which you reply, “surely you jest!”
But If you send me a J Dewey Kit
I’ll praise you and sh*t
“Damn how I love that ENDO.”

TuxedoTshirt April 20, 2012 at 07:28 am

So ENDO want’s to test my creativity,
to support my favorite activity
so I’ll make up a poem
here in my home
and then go to work without levity.

Andrew April 20, 2012 at 07:33 am

I love reading ENDO as much as playing Nintendo!

sirkut April 20, 2012 at 07:45 am

There once was a guy named ENDO-Mike
Who was an awesome operator, SIKE!
He ridiculed derps, hacks, and every gun safety violation
now with these giveaways, he certainly deserves our adulation.

That Guy April 20, 2012 at 07:48 am

Every day, I read ENDO.
Just my luck, I never Win
Who knows, maybe if I say something funny
I will win a memento.

woot April 20, 2012 at 08:18 am

Read me some ENDO
Clean my guns with Dewey
Always making sure my guns are lubey

Ian April 20, 2012 at 08:44 am

The ENDO giveaway week has reached a crescendo. They’re giving away their rods and that’s no innuendo.

WT April 20, 2012 at 08:47 am

Like reading ENDO
To find out all new info
I can count to guns

Jason C. April 20, 2012 at 08:50 am

Come over to ENDO
Where everyone’s a FRENDO

Bob Richardson April 20, 2012 at 08:54 am

Many hour I spend surfing the web
Till the end I save, the sites by Endo
The rest are all good
but I like to end on a cresendo.

Don’t worry I’m not quitting my day job :)

Alan Wilkins April 20, 2012 at 08:55 am


Smells like outdo

Martin April 20, 2012 at 09:05 am

ENDO wendo bo bendo banana fana bo bendo, ENDO!

Patrick J April 20, 2012 at 09:21 am

Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ ENDO, sippin’ on gin and juice…Laid Back.

sarclmbr April 20, 2012 at 09:52 am

There was a site named endo,
who blogged with quite a tempo,
and with giveaways hit quite a crescendo,
please please pick me and sendo,
sweet dewey rods and goods,
alas all i ever receive is posts about Yeager and goods,
guns, Youtube and hoods,
make me a winner and I’ll scream at the top of my lungs “ENDO is is the best, far better than the rest, I just had to get it off my chest, I’m done being a pest and finally no longer stressed having won a sweet prize!”

Aron Hess April 20, 2012 at 10:09 am

There once was a gun blog named ENDO
I showed it to all o’my friendo’s
We had a good laugh
at a YouTube dumbass
and then went and played some Nintendo.

cayton April 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

Building like a multi-page CRESCENDO,
I’ve got to win a prize pack from ENDO.

Jeremy April 20, 2012 at 11:31 am

E xciting prizes I hope to win
N ow and in the past
D idn’t work to my chagrin
O therwise had a blast!

Max April 20, 2012 at 11:38 am

To peruse this gun filled blog,
With fun and innuendo.
Tis’ such a joy to do all day,
On a blog called ENDO.

To wander through the funny stuff,
Immersed in a Bentendo.
I’d like to win some cleaning stuff,
From this blog called ENDO.

And while this poem is winding down,
Into diminuendo.
I’d like to give a loudish shout,

Thank you, thank you! You are too kind. Oh a J Dewey cleaning rod? For me? Oh you shouldn’t have!

Mike April 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

Repent ye sinners…The ENDO is NEARO!

GPAT April 20, 2012 at 01:08 pm

oh the time I spend-oh
reading this blog called ENDO

Dom P. April 20, 2012 at 01:18 pm

Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ endo
Sippin’ on gin and juice, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind

spencer wade April 20, 2012 at 01:23 pm

Everyday no days off/ thats why I carry this Glock/ Like the walking dead only head shots/
I need something to clean/ this AR-15/ have one ready to go its the American dream/

Jester April 20, 2012 at 01:47 pm

A cleaning kit for free
Is a siren to me.

For the owner of a Black Gun,
With forged steel for accuracy
A gummed gun will be a bad one
Because M4 shits where it eats.

ENDO hear my plight,
for the cause I fight,
Is against idiots
That won’t use these gifts.

My gun can best shoot and defend
If I win this kit in the end
Now we have reached the Crescendo

ENDO-Mike April 20, 2012 at 02:21 pm

haha nice. I read all the comments! I just don’t reply to them all.

Jake April 20, 2012 at 02:18 pm

endo is rad
endo is cool
endo has info that i can use as a tool

endo makes sense
but endo is odd
at least theres a chance to get a new rod!

Brent April 20, 2012 at 02:49 pm

It’s just not worth my time
trying to think of a rhyme
on this blog called ENDO

andrew April 20, 2012 at 02:58 pm

A cleaning kit for me
what a sight to see

I’d shove it in just right
It feels good when it’s so tight

my greatest hope is that endo
might appreciate my innuendo

drifter April 20, 2012 at 03:17 pm

ENDO is the reason why i get up in the morning
making me work to get a kit
having friends given me a lift
getting out of town for shtf
better bring my nintENDO

DLRC April 20, 2012 at 03:23 pm

I don’t have twitter
But I’m not bitter
So I enter on the ENDO blog
When I’m hungry I eat frog

I’m a poet and didn’t even know it.

JohnTheBaptist April 20, 2012 at 03:25 pm

Every Day I visit Endo
And its like my days Crescendo
If today I dont win this Rod
Tomorrow Ill be with the firing squad
Ill find the man that won
and upon him ill use him my machine gun
But if some chance I take the prize
That would be very much a suprise.

Doctorscorry April 20, 2012 at 04:31 pm

Watching videos on ENDO
My last rod had to Bend-O!
my AR is dirty
and now she feels like aunt Girdy!
I wouldn’t touch it for all the money.
Unless I clean it up with some J. Dewey!

Thank goodness for english class!

The Other Dave April 20, 2012 at 04:34 pm

There is a blog named ENDO,
That makes fun of all the commandos pretENDO,
And one of them named James Yeager,
Your back he threatens to rENDO.

Yeah, poetry isn’t my strong suit…

Kommac April 20, 2012 at 04:35 pm

Haiku? I’d rather clean my gun with J Dew!
’cause in the ENDO, the gun, not the pen will be your friENDO.

Todd S April 20, 2012 at 04:56 pm

I tendo to read ENDO then talk to some friendos.

Dan April 20, 2012 at 05:35 pm

I hear the J Dew enhances
& figured the low ENDO comment numbers
Would increase my chances

Tom Lentz April 20, 2012 at 05:56 pm

Lasers are red
Inert guns are blue
Everyday I read ENDO
How about you?

Groundhog April 20, 2012 at 06:54 pm

There once was was a blog named Endo;
Whose material was almost as good as Bacon.
Face it, nothing is as good as bacon…

Myer April 20, 2012 at 07:27 pm

I said to my dentist, try ENDO;
It’s all about the guns.
His hearing so poor he misheard me;
I’m left with bleeding gums.

MarkItDude April 20, 2012 at 08:05 pm

It’s 4/20, smelling like ENDOnesia
If I win this cleaning kit
I’m gonna need some anesthesia?

Ken Smith April 20, 2012 at 08:52 pm

Reading the gunblog by Endo
Writing a divertimento
Yeah, it’s a word
I know your going to check
Performing for JDewey
So’s I can keep my barrel correct

J. Stone April 20, 2012 at 08:56 pm

Here i sit broken hearted, endo tactical…. only farted? I am bad with rhymes.

Doug April 20, 2012 at 10:06 pm

I just walked too far
sitting here reading ENDO
while muscles mend-o

chicken_finger5 April 20, 2012 at 10:08 pm

i was reading ENDO
and then i gave up fencing for kendo

Mark G. April 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm

I’ll make a quick rhyme
There isn’t much time

My fingers are crossed
That my name won’t be lost

For the contest on ENDO blog
From the J Dewey catalog.

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