Serve And Protect With A Banana

So when he wants to stop a bad guy what happens?  Does he run in front of them toss the peel down Mario Kart style?

Hat tip: Tyler



ExurbanKevin September 12, 2012 at 12:20 am

First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him!

Zee September 12, 2012 at 05:10 pm

+1 internets for you good sir.

Burp September 12, 2012 at 12:45 am

It looks more like a cellphone pouch.

jpcmt September 12, 2012 at 01:11 am

He’s had too many office pops. First offense is a wooden gun, then the banana.

huey September 12, 2012 at 08:51 am

Don’t make me post the Monty Python skit for you…..

huey September 12, 2012 at 08:55 am
dave w September 12, 2012 at 09:15 am

must be UK police

Phil September 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

If things get really serious, they have to call in the special squad with the blue spiky shell.

Aielo J September 12, 2012 at 10:56 am

He squeezes it so the banana comes rocketing out of the peel and hits the perp in the eye? Less than lethal. Full on hilarity.

arron h September 12, 2012 at 11:34 am

where are these cops from? The banana republic?

Church September 12, 2012 at 08:03 pm

These posts are cracking me up!

032125 September 13, 2012 at 02:03 pm

Weren’t British police actually called peelers (after Robert Peel) in the beginning?

Saxon September 13, 2012 at 09:52 pm

Aww, British cops are so adorable arent they? They’re like “look at me, I’m a real Law Enforcement Officer!”

JonMac September 14, 2012 at 07:15 pm

Armed or not, and we do in fact have armed police, they’re still putting themselves in harm’s way to protect citizens, just like your cops. So have some fucking respect.

Saxon September 15, 2012 at 03:15 pm

Jon, I respect the ingrety of British police, and I’m aware that you have armed tactical units. I just believe the idea of a mostly unarmed police force is the hieght of ridiculousness. When push comes to shove, ONLY those who are armed with firearms can keep order. Police should inspire confidence in the law abiding, and terror in the criminals. If I were a British criminal, Ide be laughing all the way to the bank and fully confident that I have 30 minutes to escape with 10,000 pounds before the armed units arrive.

snowdog September 16, 2012 at 01:42 pm

But what if he’s got a pointed stick?

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