Bloomberg Everytown For Gun Safety

An anti-gun group NYC Mayor Bloomberg created.  This is the first promo video:

Not bad… not bad.  Nothing we haven’t seen before though… work on your creativity Bloomberg. In fact it’s basically identical to the “The Monster Is Real” video I posted last week.  Why a girl that age has not be educated on guns is what baffles me.  Hopefully other kids her age additionally know not to drink poison and not to stick her hand in the garbage disposal and a long list of other things that could kill them.

$32.1 Billion Dollar Bloomberg plans on sinking $50 Million into this group to curb gun violence and hopes to eventually outmuscle the NRA according to this NY Times article.  Good for him!  I’m happy for him that he has $50 Million that he literally wont miss, which he can spend on his hobby.  I wish I were in the same position, but instead of spending $50 Million on gun control I’d split the money up between Glock, some rifle companies, and some ammunition companies in order to arm true Americans.  I’d hand “free gun and ammo” certificates out like Santa everywhere I go.

Some more “Everytown for Gun Safety” news… someone hi-jacked the name of the Facebook page before his group got a chance to register it:

Everytown-For-Gun-Safety

Wow actual “gun safety” tips that would save lives… Imagine that.

Frankly I don’t see the big deal about that besides it’s a bit “heh” funny.  You don’t think someone worth $32.1 billion dollars could get that name back in 30 seconds if he wanted it?  Trust me, he could get Mark Zuckerberg on the phone before I finish typing this sentence if he wanted to.  Hell when you have 32.1 billion dollars and are a guy that loves power as much as Bloomberg you could probably get Zukerberg to cough up the names and addresses of everyone who “liked” the page… and then have them all mysteriously die in “accidents”.

OHHHHH SHIT.  Hitler as Bloomberg in a Downfall subtitle parody:

Michael-BloombergHilarious.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Steve, Ben, Danny

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Mike April 19, 2014 at 12:25 am

Just goes to show, money doesn’t buy brains…or keep you in touch with society.
The POTG have the Twitter now as well:
https://twitter.com/EVERYT0WN

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ENDO-Mike April 19, 2014 at 01:02 am

Not really considering it’s not an O it’s a 0

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John F. April 19, 2014 at 08:07 am

Aaaand… Account Suspended.

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st4 April 19, 2014 at 01:08 pm

It’s back up!

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Kevin April 19, 2014 at 04:39 am

I don’t get it though, how is THIS going against the NRA? As you all know the NRA is all for gun safety and against storing guns like that. Hey if the video showed that his only goal was to support proper gun safety that would be cool but I’m sure there’s so much more in the works there. Also I too keep a loaded chambered handgun wrapped in a towel in a shoebox in my linen closet!

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ryan April 19, 2014 at 09:22 am

cause thats the only smart way to store a gun especially with kids in the house. when i have kids, i’m going to put loaded weapons in their cribs.

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Bucky April 20, 2014 at 02:49 am

and they better now how to fucking field strip that shit for they can walk!

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jim bob April 19, 2014 at 01:16 pm

i like to keep a loaded pistol, some cigarettes and booze, and maybe a giant jar of recreational pharmaceuticals on the coffee table so the kids have options.

(allegedly. hypothetically. for the sake of the story. not meant to be true, NSA intern monitoring this gun site.)

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Me April 20, 2014 at 02:47 am

Man and i appreciate that. It’s that kinda parenting that keeps em at home and off the streets. Hats off to ya man. All my old man every left out for me was porn and chewing tobacco; sure the beers were there, but fuck you if you couldn’t pony up some coin for one.

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DinoRidingArab April 19, 2014 at 10:40 am

There was a point last summer in NYC when 25 people were shot in 48 hours (the biggest story is from the always hilarious NY Daily News). Soon after the incident, Bloomberg claimed that his gun control in NYC was working. It works just as well as his insane soda-control and trans-fat control laws. I can’t stand this asshole.

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DinoRidingArab April 19, 2014 at 10:52 am

Where the hell did they pull out that 2 million number? It hardly seems researched.

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James P April 19, 2014 at 01:54 pm

Bloomberg is a peasant compared to Zuckerberg.

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ENDO-Mike April 19, 2014 at 02:35 pm

Well Bloomberg’s net worth is greater than Zuckerberg’s. I’m assuming Zuckerberg will surpass him soon enough though.

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Seb April 19, 2014 at 02:04 pm

Bloomberg is synonymous with retarded.

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Mike April 19, 2014 at 05:15 pm
Mr_Rich April 20, 2014 at 05:19 am

The Everytown for Gun Safety Facebook page is back up and running.

Rich

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Mike April 20, 2014 at 08:00 am

Yup, and apparently it wasn’t FB who pulled the page:
http://www.examiner.com/article/update-facebook-everytown-pro-gun-page-taken-down

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Scott April 21, 2014 at 09:22 am

I can’t tell if they are attacking gun owners now, or simply bad parenting?

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