Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train

OMG “Guided Chaos” guys look:

The script would read “Opening scene, we see the shooter on an indoor range which looks a lot like John Wayne Gacy’s basement”.

0:26 – Balance training always comes in handy.  Personally I train on log roll though…. having it spin you around and dunk you is some bullshit, be prepared.

0:39 – Awwwwwww shit the old “No-Look/Switch Hand /Moving/Point Shoot” such a classic.  You can tell him and his buddies made this shit up just to be like “HELL YEA WE OPERATE HARD BRO!”

1:00 – PURE CHAOS guys… pure uncut chaos.  MY MIND WAS LIKE *KABOOM*

1:09 – I wonder what being a “Guided Chaos Jostler” pays?  Do they have another opening?  Is there an application / interview?  “Where have you jostled in the past?”  “Are you comfortable jostling in all types of environments, disruptive ones even?”  “Ever run into any issues in a jostle? If so how did you solve them?”  “Where or who do you see yourself jostling in 10 years?”

1:29 – He trains like he’s on the school yard, and those five dummies are bullies who want to give him an atomic wedgie.

1:44 – He’s in full flashback mode here.  His mom warned him about this type of training brining up old thoughts of the past.  Hear his primal UHHHhhgggggggg uHhhHHGGGGGGAaAAHHhhhhhh.

Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them.  I know your mom and his mom will be besties.  After your 2nd training session they’ll even collaborate and your mom might make cookies and his might make little triangle cut sandwiches with the crust removed.

Thoughts?  I bet he’s asked his mom so many times if he could get the Guided Chaos logo tattooed on his lower back.  She keeps saying no.

Hat tip: Caleb