Sometimes His Mom Lets Him Train

OMG “Guided Chaos” guys look:

The script would read “Opening scene, we see the shooter on an indoor range which looks a lot like John Wayne Gacy’s basement”.

0:26 – Balance training always comes in handy.  Personally I train on log roll though…. having it spin you around and dunk you is some bullshit, be prepared.

0:39 – Awwwwwww shit the old “No-Look/Switch Hand /Moving/Point Shoot” such a classic.  You can tell him and his buddies made this shit up just to be like “HELL YEA WE OPERATE HARD BRO!”

1:00 – PURE CHAOS guys… pure uncut chaos.  MY MIND WAS LIKE *KABOOM*

1:09 – I wonder what being a “Guided Chaos Jostler” pays?  Do they have another opening?  Is there an application / interview?  “Where have you jostled in the past?”  “Are you comfortable jostling in all types of environments, disruptive ones even?”  “Ever run into any issues in a jostle? If so how did you solve them?”  “Where or who do you see yourself jostling in 10 years?”

1:29 – He trains like he’s on the school yard, and those five dummies are bullies who want to give him an atomic wedgie.

Guided-Chaos-Adaptive-Defense1:44 – He’s in full flashback mode here.  His mom warned him about this type of training brining up old thoughts of the past.  Hear his primal UHHHhhgggggggg uHhhHHGGGGGGAaAAHHhhhhhh.

Get some more Guided Chaos over at their website Attack Proof, and find out where you can train with them.  I know your mom and his mom will be besties.  After your 2nd training session they’ll even collaborate and your mom might make cookies and his might make little triangle cut sandwiches with the crust removed.

Thoughts?  I bet he’s asked his mom so many times if he could get the Guided Chaos logo tattooed on his lower back.  She keeps saying no.

Hat tip: Caleb

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JBiddles July 2, 2014 at 03:43 am

Wow…….

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Squirreltactical July 3, 2014 at 11:12 am

I’ll second that.

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HouHef45 July 2, 2014 at 03:51 am

Is that a 135mm barrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Why slide to the ground during an attack? Staying off the ground is the number one objective in any violent situation. Takedown defense is a huge part of any training MMA/wrestling/jiu jitsu/judo regimen and then this dude is just giving it up. Don’t pull guard in a multiple attacker situation, even if it is Glock Guard.

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05RC51 July 2, 2014 at 05:07 am

Somebody owes me a monitor, this one is covered in coffee now.

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WTFover July 2, 2014 at 06:40 am

I lost it when he unleashed his primal scream.

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TheBear July 2, 2014 at 07:01 am

No, that was a ki blast.

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Morgan July 2, 2014 at 08:39 am

War is full of jostles.

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Cap July 2, 2014 at 11:07 am

Guided Chaos: ITS A OXYMORON, GET IT?

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AK July 2, 2014 at 11:15 am

This is some funny stuff here. :)
Here’s the article that goes with the video: http://attackproof.com/movement-dynamics-of-close-quarters-gun-fighting.html

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jim bob July 2, 2014 at 01:31 pm

Jostle me bro! do you even lift?

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Ross July 2, 2014 at 02:58 pm

Who pocket carries a long slide Glock?

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David July 2, 2014 at 06:16 pm
ENDO-Mike July 25, 2014 at 10:28 pm

LOL amazing… so true

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John Fritz July 2, 2014 at 06:31 pm

Z-Man will be along shortly to straighten all this out.

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beardly July 4, 2014 at 08:35 am

U wot mate? I wreck ja cunt, I swear on me mum! or rather, what the fuck did I just watch.

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Jondoeftw July 4, 2014 at 06:49 pm

All i picture is Kevin from Home Alone yanking the strings moving the blow up doll in the, “moving body” drill.

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Ryan July 7, 2014 at 04:53 am

That flailing “temper tantrum style” kick to the calf at 1:55 must have killed that guys soul for him to drop like that.

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dgdimick July 8, 2014 at 04:30 pm

I find going to the range and asking random people to beat on me with Wiffle Ball Bats much more effective.

The marks fad after a few days.

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