The LAV’s Name Rings Bells In Russia

Larry heads to Moscow to an awesome small arms archives at the central armed forces museum:

Saw-Puppet-BicycleHoly, the vid is sure awesome, I don’t know what was with the color it was like watching SAW haha.  I thought Larry was going be told by a puppet on a tricycle “I want to play a game”, then Larry would wake up in a bathtub with an empty can of beans beside him and commence farting glass shards while a timer counted down.  He’d have to assemble 15 very rare AK variants from a pile of random parts, and only then would he receive a handful of gas-x pills to stop the pain.

I could see how gun collecting if you were very rich could get extremely out of hand.  Wanting to acquire variants like those would always be like a dangling carrot in front of your face.




Todd S September 4, 2014 at 04:34 am

Man, that looks like a blast.

LongBeach September 4, 2014 at 01:37 pm

That 2-shot burst is insane, too bad they couldn’t get it to work reliably. I’m beginning to really like the LAV.

ken l. September 4, 2014 at 03:32 pm

That two shot gun, the AN-94, was featured in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R., where it totally rocked. That said, I don’t know why LAV got a ammo jam. Perhaps he was dizzy from collecting radioactive artifacts.

lolinski September 5, 2014 at 07:40 am

You get access to the rarest guns on earth and you choose the two least rare ones? What about the Korobov or the triple-barreled MG?

Matt RRC September 5, 2014 at 08:17 pm

Imagine if the AN-94 was the norm? That would be a fun range toy.

BillC September 13, 2014 at 08:46 am

I like him in these types of videos, rather than when he is on the range pimping out HK products while yelling “Brother” every two seconds.

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