Nickname Characterized By Overzealous Use Of Airstrikes

Marine survives headshot thanks to Kevlar helmet:

uncle-sam0:19 – Crazy!  I never served, but if I would have I bet I’d have a cool nickname characterized by my overzealous use of airstrikes.  Oh one of our boys got grazed on the helmet by a sniper round? “CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE!”… Cpl McGribley tripped over a rock which was definitely placed there by ISIS or the Taliban? “CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE”.  PFC Johnson has athletes foot?  “AIRSTRIKE!”.  Why take any chances?

Gat tip: Brandon

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Eric October 24, 2014 at 04:26 am

Would you like to super-size your precision airstrike to a 500lbs with a side of ‘MERICA for only $22,000 more?

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ENDO-Mike October 24, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Hellllllll Yea!

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Taylor October 24, 2014 at 02:03 pm

Damn that’s crazy! Awesome how chill he was about it (at leas at the moment)…
Lol I can picture the sniper screaming curses at his gun while he stomped on it… before he got vaporized by a bomb.

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Spencer October 27, 2014 at 02:57 pm

Ammo is cheap. Blood is expensive.

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Big pete November 16, 2014 at 03:55 pm

EOD out front!

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