Beretta Teams Up With The Japanese Craftsman For A Luxury Shotgun

When the Japanese and the Italians collab, you just know you’re going to end up with straight fire:

Oh God. *Big Sean voice*.  Yea I like what I’m seeing.  Talk about a video too!  That sword and box too, wow.

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Beretta’s custom stuff is such old world class.  It’s like if you somehow were able to scrape enough money together to buy one, or even if you got one as a gift suddenly your life would change.  You’d wake up owning horses, multiple sports cars, exclusive country club memberships, and people giving you small batch scotch on the reg as thanks for just for being you.   Your wrist would carry the highest quality platinum timepiece made in the last 100 years, and you’d even keep company who would laugh at such pretentious statements as “I only bought it in platinum to avoid gold diggers”, which to regular people sounds like a joke, but it’s just your way of life now.

Lots more info and pictures on Beretta’s website regarding this shotgun.  Check it out.  Now I don’t know the price on this thing, and I’m not such a dick that I’d ever make the statement “if you have to ask you can’t afford it”, because I feel that no matter how much money you have, you should always ask and make an educated decision.

Post pics if your girl ends up getting one of those dragons tattooed on her lower back. haha

Thoughts?  The Luigis at Beretta really outdid themselves this time right?

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anonymoose February 5, 2015 at 05:11 am

Now we just need to get the Germans in on it and…wait…that’s bad. Nevermind.

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hextone February 5, 2015 at 10:45 am

HaHA! Excellent Axis reference. Well done.

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Starvinpilgrim February 5, 2015 at 05:52 am

Is the knife included so you can commit seppuku when your wife find it?

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ENDO-Mike February 5, 2015 at 08:35 am

ahahhaha

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Logezbro February 5, 2015 at 08:36 am

It makes me so sad to hear so many men’s wallets in this world are controlled by their wives. Best be looking for a new lady if she directs how your money is spent!

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Starvinpilgrim February 5, 2015 at 08:43 am

It’s a joke Bro.

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gwbush February 5, 2015 at 06:23 pm

Yeah, joke. Heh. Um, looks around for wife…

This also explains it all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LGEiIL1__s

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Jim Jones February 5, 2015 at 06:53 am

And this is why you get what you pay for. This baby ain’t going to be cheap gentlemen!

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mitori February 5, 2015 at 07:58 am

More flute.

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Vitsaus February 5, 2015 at 08:21 am

The only guy who would want this can’t afford it; he spend all his money on gold teeth and rims.

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hextone February 5, 2015 at 10:57 am

Oh man “the Luigis at Berretta”.
I love ENDO.

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Kyle February 5, 2015 at 10:57 am

Will there be a sailor moon special addition with Chris Costa?

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Rook February 5, 2015 at 11:08 am

make an airsoft version for the japanese market.

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Disco February 5, 2015 at 01:11 pm

Actually, I think this would be Japan legal as is.

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