Cowwadoody Gets All The Da Vinci Code Up In This

Black Ops III teaser:

nutnfancy-tactically-constipatedHEY! *poke* *poke* You fell asleep right? Damn that was boring.  I can’t believe it was only just over 1 minute because it felt like 3 hours.

This April 26th World Reveal better blow my socks off, even though I’ll likely never play the game.

Thoughts?

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Andrew April 10, 2015 at 03:49 am

Mike you are such an old man it hurts, Blackops is one of the best Caws of dootys around, Blop3s will have ops so dark. #blops3hype.

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ENDO-Mike April 14, 2015 at 03:55 pm

Dude I’m so old when it comes to video games. I’m still amazed that even Tecmo Bowl and F-Zero exist for us to play. Gotta try this new doody tho… or at least watch a youngin play it and live vicariously.

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Jim Jones April 10, 2015 at 07:01 am

These games are so great for our cause. This thing will look magnificent on my new 4k screen. I can’t wait to blow up teenagers during the first 12 hours after the release, and then get my ass handed to me for the rest of the time playing the game.

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Jeep April 10, 2015 at 07:59 am

That’s 1 minute of my life I’ll never get back.

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overkill556x45 April 10, 2015 at 10:30 am

Probably the best thing I did for my USPSA scores was shut my Xbox off.

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ENDO-Mike April 14, 2015 at 03:55 pm

haha

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Rootbeer Joe April 10, 2015 at 10:33 am

No plz, staaahp. Shit hasn’t been good since Modern Warfare

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Insomniac April 10, 2015 at 03:30 pm

Hard to get hyped up from a trailer that shows none of the games content.

Mike, if you are in the market for an FPS, have you heard about Killing Floor 2?

The developers have uploaded in-game footage with motion captured guns. They even show the barrel wiggle on an AK in slow-mo.

Link for video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0udgqG7Uy3o. at the 2:00 mark.

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Squirreltakular April 11, 2015 at 08:57 am

Holy fucking boring, Batman.

Since it’s another “Black Ops” game, I’m willing to bet it’ll be in the same timeframe as the last two. Can’t we get something different? WWI, Korea, Spanish Civil War, Russian Revolution, the FAR future, space?

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