Say What You Will About ISIS But Their Recruitment Videos Are Hot

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So sneaky.  Water or land, those ISIS dudes get it done.

ISIS-Goat-Hostage-TargetPlease tell me that song was in the original video, not just in this re-upload.  Definitely topping the Jihad Billboard 50. 

There was another awesome video of their training, where they were moving around like ninjas, but sadly YouTube removed it I see.

Thoughts?

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Tom in Wisconsin April 30, 2015 at 05:07 am

I think I have found a new ring tone.

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Raisedby_dogs April 30, 2015 at 10:16 am

hahaha!!!

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Franz April 30, 2015 at 05:50 am

Aloha Snackbar

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Disco April 30, 2015 at 06:00 am

That one part is probably the closest we will get to the beach ball scene from the American Sniper book

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Jim Jones April 30, 2015 at 07:13 am

A french-speaking girl is singing that song. “Au nom d’Allah” These jokers make the backpack bros above look like pros.

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Kestrelbike April 30, 2015 at 08:54 am

Hahaha that goat hostage target

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Mechanically April 30, 2015 at 10:11 am

Was the song borrowed from a middle-eastern english-speaking episode of Seasame Street? I’m reday for a nap now…

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IllTemperedCur April 30, 2015 at 12:45 pm

I swear one of the guys is wearing a mid-80s Swatch watch.

Didn’t see a Members Only jacket though.

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Vitsaus April 30, 2015 at 12:59 pm

For a few of those guys this may be the most water they have ever seen at one time. And their first bath.

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Turner92 April 30, 2015 at 05:38 pm

I love that goat saving target poster.

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Snekrz April 30, 2015 at 06:42 pm

Yeah a few of these douche bags tried to infiltrate Israel vie the water a while bag. The video showed that didnt work out too well for them.

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Snekrz April 30, 2015 at 06:43 pm

My god. My typing has gone to hell after a couple beers.

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huh April 30, 2015 at 07:41 pm

I was laughing my ass off at their tactical dog paddling until the dude popping out at 1:40. I couldn’t help but think that any guy willing to submerge himself in that garbage/water/open latrine for this crappy video is a scary true believer who would do ANYTHING for ISIS/ISIL/NAMBLA.

I don’t think even actual SEALs would willingly swim around in that filth for a recruitment video, even if you threw in a book deal and some wasted coed groupies.

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Guide03 April 30, 2015 at 08:20 pm

Check out the buttstock position on the guy on the far right at 2:42. Clearly an experienced marksman.

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JoelC May 1, 2015 at 06:11 am

Either the knife dude is sneaking up on someone in a construction zone, or all the guards they expect to attack are deaf.

Love the goat target. I need to buy a few of those for gifts.

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kevin May 1, 2015 at 07:51 am

Is the guy at the 1:00 mark holding a dildo or a wooden train whistle?

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Bro-ham May 4, 2015 at 07:22 am

If that’s the kind of music that excites middle eastern men to join up for the cause… daaayum.

So the video proves ISIS has a counterpart to our SEAL teams; they have GOAT (Goat Orifice Assault Team) operators!

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