Straight outta Switzerland:

As mentioned off rip, the company ALIG Industries is Swiss.  CHF84.90 converts to about $92 USD if you want one.  I’m not sure how much shipping would be.  It comes in all the required camouflages and colors.. ranger green, wolf grey, multicam reggie and black, M81 etc…

Looks like nice workmanship.  If you’re looking for a cute accessory to get a “heh” or a “Brooooooooo aahaha” out of the fellas, then I’d say you’ve come to the right place.  Bonus that it holds tall bois.


Products currently haunting my dreams:
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Lightweight and compact way to carry around 180 rounds:


$25 from Grey Ghost Gear.

Simple, effective, inexpensive… I like that.

You can check out the review over at Gear Whores Anonymous.

Thoughts?  Would operate with? Perhaps would open carry troll with? haha


Look at this cold hearted killer… LOOK AT HER:


Cop the bandolier for $25 on ThinkGeek.
Crayon-Bandolier-Belted-Crayola-Ammunition-1I could only imagine the bricks that would be shit if you put this on your kid and sent them to school.  Doubling up Rambo style would probably get SWAT called in.  I’m surprised Leonard Embody doesn’t get his girlfriend pregnant and pop out a few kids just so he can start trolling the school system for legal settlements too… kids could be his little trolling slaves then breed generation after generation of future law trolls.  His Trollegacy could live on.  Really, it seems like the next logical step.  His family could make a damn good living if they picked the right battles.  Even better if some of his offspring became lawyers and did pro bono work for the troll siblings and they split the money up on the wins.

Besides the obvious firearm influences this product has backing it, it’s actually quite practical.  Crayon boxes are a B… Remember how you would try and reach for one color then jam your impatient uncoordinated fat little fingers into the tops of a few others and get wax under your nails?  That was NOT cool.  You know what else isn’t cool? White crayons… how infuriating is that color to color with!? ARGH ruined my night just reminiscing.


Hat tip: SayUncle


You know the party is about to get good when someone shows up wearing one of these:

For $10 on Amazon I don’t think you can go wrong. The alcohol gun should be mandatory as well.

What a slim looking dude… must be all the partying.  LOL