cheetos

hahah Mattv2099 doing his thang:

Mattv2099-ENDOThis vid is crucial.  Matt knows that the NSA can’t get signals from the Glock’s internal GPS and round count transmitter if he does this.  Gotta stay woke.  The transmitter thing was a joke, cool it.  I know that Glock people follow this blog and I don’t want to start any rumors.  Shit would be on the cover of the New York Times Monday morning, citing me as the source.  I’d get a request for a photo and I’d just send them a pic of me with a Mattv2099-esque tinfoil hat, sitting in my underwear pouring cheetos into my mouth out of the Glock’s magwell.  There would be a whole scandal after that where they’d have to redact the story (like they have to do often) and they would look like idiots.

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