cookies

Yea you read the title correctly… this isn’t a joke either:

Only the government could come up with an official 26 page military document on such a topic.

Full PDF Document MIL-C-44072C – HERE

Talk about sucking the enjoyment out of cooking.

I propose a new entry under Quality Assurance:

4.6 – The brownie and cookies shall make operators operate in operations exceeding their baseline operating ability.  The contractor shall ensure product compliance prior to submitting the product to the USDA for any inspection.

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marines-girl-scout-cookies-door-kicker

Step 1: Get army to kick down door
Step 2: Girl Scouts enter behind soldiers and demand a large sum of money for a small amount of cookies
Step 3: Profit

Hat Tip: TheoSpark

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