egg

Because last time I checked, you can’t backflip while shooting, and negligently shoot people on an empty stomach:

Spetsnaz-Breakfast-OmeletI may or may not have added “AK-47 egg frying device” to the top of my design project list. *shifty eyes*

hahah at how he eats it with a USMC KA-BAR at the end.

Thoughts?

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Red Jello Glock:

LOL at the FTFs and FTEs.  Note to self… keep Glocks away from Jello when operating in operations.

Scrambled Egg Glock:

haha not as bad as the Jello… but still funny to see that slide locking back on him.

There are a lot of Glock torture tests out there, most of which the Glock passes with flying colors.  Dragging one down a dirt road and even General operating in operations to the extreme to name another.  FPSRussia even does a torture test of his own.  Another guy actually had a Glock 34 fail after he ran a torture test of his own on it… then he got frustrated and peed on it.

Thoughts?  How long until Vigilant Sphincter starts training for Jello Malfunctions?  You know damn well they go home and do Jello shots out of each other’s belly buttons, I hate to see some Jello splash on the Glocks they had sitting around, and then jam up if they needed to quickly put one to use.

Hat tip: Ken

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