Everytown

Wear Orange And Save The USA From Gun Violence Cartoon

Everytown For Gun Safety made a toon to pull on your heart strings:

Everytown seems like it would be an ally to gun rights, until you take a look at the issues on their site. It’s non stop gun-blaming.. blame guns for hate crimes, blame ghost guns which are.. and I quote “the fastest-growing gun safety problem facing our country.” And on an on.. smh. Ok thurrrrrr.

“End gun violence by wearing Orange on June 4-6”.. yea sounds legit. I’m sure June 7th and on the US will be a mental illness & crime-free utopia.

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike June 7, 2021
Categories: Uncategorized
Tags: Everytown , gun safety , gun violence

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Reject The NRA (Read in Ralph Wiggum Voice)

haha Everytown back at it:

People are so dumb. Like congress is going to listen to the voicemails… and if they do they will probably crack a few cold ones and listen to idiots trip over their own words and be mad about guns.

I’m actually surprised celebs jump on this bandwagon. I guess there is enough of them in Hollywood that believe the same thing, so it doesn’t do any damage to their career.

1:22 – Ah, so silencers would make mass shootings even more deadly. Good to know *eye roll*. Has Everytown figured out how to make murder MORE illegal yet? So illegal that even criminals won’t want to do it? Yea didn’t think so.

1:28 – Oh of course there’s opposition to concealed carry reciprocity too. Naturally, the law abiding citizen who conceal carries a firearm for his/her own self protection is a great danger to others *extreme eye roll*.

So to recap… criminals are so scared of laws, that currently they refuse to use silencers and they really hesitate to break any carry laws. Weakening any of these POWERFUL laws will put the entire American public at risk. *cringe* This is all so retarded I feel like going back to bed.

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike October 19, 2017
Categories: Guns • Humor • YouTube
Tags: anti-gun , Everytown , Everytown for gun safety , nra

Everytown For Gun Safety Is Cute With Their Anti-Gun Efforts

I just want to pinch Michael Bloomberg’s little cheeks after every one of these cute lil’ vids drops *smh*:

0:17 – “Part time cashier. Full time patriot.” – Ugh and she didn’t even LOL after that? That’s how I knew this video was fake, because that line is pure gold.

0:40 – OHHHHHHH YEA! It’s on. Boondock Saints carry. This guy is basically irresistible to females with that setup. If any of the three girls who follow this blog could weigh in on the attractiveness of that carry method in the comments, it would be much appreciated.

1:02 – “Tell me exactly, how would anyone know that you’re a good guy with a gun?” – Uhhhhhhh maybe because the good guy with the gun is not shooting innocent people for starters?

1:05 – Sweet, I’m loving that pin :P. He just needs an Active Shooter Response shirt, and a concealed carry badge now.

1:18 – Touches on the fear of government confiscation.

Everytown for Gun Safety is so dumb. I love how they think they are hurting the pro-gun crowd with these cute little videos. You mad? I’m not. I’m not even disappointed; I’m just entertained.

After watching the video, I knew I had to check out their new website SingledOut.org. Oh man is it pure gold… starting off in large letters at the top how “Lax gun laws put single women at risk” (WAAAAT?). Then we have such headings as “The Boyfriend Loophole”. Cool story that Everytown thinks that if a guy is enough of a piece of trash to abuse a woman, the guy will be all law abiding like “WHOAAAA WHOAAAA HOLD ON, I WILL ONLY BUY OR OWN A GUN THROUGH AN FFL, AND ONLY IF I LEGALLY CAN.”. Classically wishful anti-gun thinking. If you want a good laugh make sure to scroll down and read all sections of the site. The “Myths vs facts” section gives examples of how girls can respond to a gun related “Myth” a guy tries to tell them. Then directly after that section there is a “real life gunsplainers” section with a joke quote from Colion Noir, a expectedly abrasive quote from Ted Nugent (smh he actually said “deserves to be raped”? Why does this guy exist as a voice of the pro-gun crowd? How is anything he ever says, doing us any favors?), and a quote from NRA’s Cam Edwards which is basically saying that a victim should have the means to stop an assault which they are being subjected to… not really sure how this can be spun as a negative thing, but Everytown seems to think it is.

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike February 19, 2016
Categories: Guns • Humor • YouTube
Tags: Everytown , gun confiscation , gun safety

Everytown For Disarmament Celebrities

NOooooooooooo not Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara. For celebrities, some of them sure have shitty front cellphone cameras. My sister would hit me with a low blow “They are probably using Android phones” joke if I was having this conversation with her. Frankly that would be accurate for the most part, as much as I hate to admit it.

I’m not sure who like 60% of those celebrities are, but now I don’t even care.

1:12 – AAHHHHHH no not Nigel Barker from America’s Next Top Model. Say it ain’t so. *shifty eyes* I mean… uh, who is this man? He’s a celebrity? I’ve never seen him before.

For those of you confused at the message, Everytown is sneak AF and wants to end gun violence by basically getting rid of guns.

Side not, who the hell makes 4:3 aspect ratio videos in 2015? That’s infuriating me more than the actual content of the video tbh.

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike December 12, 2015
Categories: Guns • Humor
Tags: Everytown , Everytown for gun safety , gun safety

Another Stop Gun Control Against Women Ad

This is how it would go down:

The scream and bad acting made it corny, but you get the point. Shout-out to junior for rocking the ill throwback Ninja Turtles T.

This is another parody of the Everytown For Gun Safety video I posted a couple days ago.

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Posted by: ENDO-Mike August 3, 2014
Categories: Guns • Humor • YouTube
Tags: domestic violence , Everytown , gun control

Stop Domestic Violence Against the Wrong Girl in Everytown

You saw the original video yesterday on here:

I titled the post 911 Help My Ex Is Trying To Break In And I’m Defenseless for a good reason. Thankfully someone with some mashup skills shows what should have happened by combining it with a Glock promo video at the time when the door got kicked in: