Where’s a shark to mount this on when you need one?

It’s only a matter of time before the lethality of lasers available to the public increase and the price goes down enough for politicians to start flipping out about them.  I remember those incidents from a few years back when derps were aiming them at helicopters and planes and blinding the pilots.  Thankfully that seemed to stop for now but popping balloons is child’s play… give it some time and the crazies will be doing all sorts of new retarded and disgusting things with this amplified light we call the laser.

Shark-with-laser-on-headDoes the right to keep and bear arms include laser guns?  Pfffft of course it does.  Even high battery capacity gatling assault laser guns.

Lots more laser gun creations over at Laser Gadgets, the guy’s website.



Products currently haunting my dreams:
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Crazy slingshot guy is at it again:

How long until the Brady campaign starts talking about slingshot bans?   Maybe not until he invents a slingshot assault clip. Regardless, someone should email them that badboy.


Created by Team 254 at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA:


  • 10 Barrels
  • Capable of launching 3 shirts /second
  • Range of 150+ yards
  • Speed of 12 feet/sec+

I wonder how many launched-shirt related injuries there are every year at sporting events? :P



Pretty cool, but at the $500 price I’d rather just buy any random real gun.. I guess that’s not the point though.

I like the idea of all aluminum construction and the 100 rubber band capacity.

You can purchase it or get more info – HERE