George Zimmerman

I have zero use for Zimmerman or Saint Skittles… this pisses me off though:

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Yea… final ending bid was $110,100.  Check out the ebay auction, and the news story verifying its authenticity.

It’s all the media’s fault.  Turn some average guy who defended himself (yea sure you can argue he didn’t NEED TO but we’re past that because the court made it’s decision) into a celebrity and this is what you get.

I just hope Zimmerman spends the $110k on guns, ammo, champagne, and food.  I say food, because the roly-poly Zimmerman was 1000x more marketable in the sympathy department than the brolic diesel Zimmerman (although he is looking a bit softer again in the above pic).  GZ isn’t a businessman, he’s a business Mannnnnnnn.

How long until Michael’s or Hobby Lobby’s Asian distributors catch wind of this painting and rip it off?  I give it a week.

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Hat tip: Ron

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Magic bullet humor = magically not funny or tasteful:

JFK-Assassination-Toast-ArtI’m no marketing genius, but why a French company would run such a distinctly American ad doesn’t really make much sense to me in the first place.  If they were going for edgy and American, they should have done something Travon/Zimmerman related to really piss people off.  Sure people will still get upset and offended by John F. Kennedy assassination humor, but it’s guaranteed not to cause nearly as much of a stir as something controversially fresh no matter what country you live in.

Pictured left is some JFK assassination toast FAIL art I blogged about a while back… as you can see he was hit with the entire cartridge. *face palm*

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Gossip website TMZ with the goods:

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Zimmerman went to Kel-Tec in Cocoa, Florida … a gun manufacturing company.  We’re told he was asking questions about the legality of buying a shotgun — specifically, the Kel-Tec KSG.

(Source)

Zimmerman wants a KSG!  Oh the LOLz.

I think it’s interesting that he would want his picture taken on purpose, knowing where it would likely definitely end up.  Did I miss something this past week, or is there still a significant percentage of the population that wants this guy dead?  Did Zimmerman suddenly become a fame-whore?  Maybe Kel-Tec will use him in some controversial ads? Heh… not likely, but you never know.

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Ken Hanson from Buckeye Firearms Foundation keeps it mad real:

Typical Piers, blames only the gun and the shooter without looking at anything else.  News Flash: George Zimmerman WAS ACQUITTED. *eye roll* oh Piers…

The “Why don’t you raise money for protection to Trayvon’s family?” line of Piers’ was pure gold.

1:53 – “Right, but what if he (Zimmerman) does it again?” – *facepalm*

8:00 – “What about all the countries that brought in tough gun control laws like….” – OMG please do yourself and the world a favor Piers and move to one of those countries with your millions of dollars and STFU.

Piers-Morgan-Eyes-Closed-Mouth-Open-Ears-OffIs CNN even a real news network anymore?  I’m assuming Piers is on the books as “Entertainment” because he really just uses his stupidity and anger to try and get on his guest’s nerves and make them angry enough to trip up.  The tactic has worked in the past, but didn’t work on Ken “cooler than the other side of the pillow” Hanson.

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Hat tip: Eric

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Jay-z should stick to making classic rap albums:

I knew I shouldn’t have watched this.  I was listening to Magna Carta Holy Grail just before too.  I’m convinced Jay is just fishing for more haters.  When you have a net worth of 1/2 a billion dollars and Beyonce for a wife one would think your hater count would be at max… I suppose a race thing is always a good way to get some extras that may have previously been happy for him and his success.

3:15 – LOL at the conspiracy with the NRA and people wanting to hold onto their guns was pure gold *slow clap*

Everyone should read this – http://www.dlas.org/questions-zimmerman-verdict/ and watch this:

Trayvon-Martin-Shooting-TargetI know I’ve made this joke 100 times… but what I’m really waiting for is Ja Rule to weigh in.

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Hat tip: Kelly

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Giving Piers Morgan’s level of class a run for its money:

The guy has a point about Zimmerman being a concealed weapons permit holder.  God I hate when people do that politician style fist-knuckley thing while they are talking to emphasize what they are saying; dude is very hand-gesturey in general.

Nancy Grace’s response to Zimmerman having a concealed weapons permit?  “I don’t care. I DON’T Care.  And you know what Jefferey Dahmer had a legal right to have knives and a boiling pot and that doesn’t mean it’s OK.” <—- WAT? Yea that Dahmer comparison was weak.

Trying to prove a point while getting angry rarely works.  This case (1:47) the guy got muted hahah what a burn :(  … I bet he wanted to go smash things after that.  Even Piers Morgan didn’t pull anything that low, he just raises he voice over the person he’s arguing with.

Nancy-Grace2:03 we have another Nancy Grace gem about how everyone has the right to carry a gun but apparently it’s not normal to carry a “Loaded gun with live ammo and no safety” to walk a dog.  Huh?  Sometime I wonder what country these people live in.  Maybe it’s just the fact they are so rich and get everything including personal protection taken care of for them they just have no idea how regular people live anymore.

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