I hear his horns have picatinny rails on them, and he poops shotgun slugs. This is one goat that you want on YOUR side.


You’ve probably seen the video that has been going around the last few days of the fainting goat kittens. No, the kittens are unfortunately not cat-goat hybrids… rather, they have myotonia congenita, otherwise known as ‘fainting goat’ syndrome.  At the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal.

Of course someone went ahead and edited in some gunshots for LOLz: