Joe Biden

Joe Biden is on one.  What could possibly go wrong:

Joe-Biden-Finger-PointBuying shotguns and buying smart guns… that’s what Joe is about apparently.  Yea, like there are just NO POTENTIAL ISSUES with smart guns at all being 100% reliable. I can’t even unlock my phone with the fingerprint scanner when I have wet fingers from the rain, or a finger is not positioned at least semi-properly.  With a phone it’s mildly irritating, but after I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN for a few seconds I end up surviving.  Unfortunately when you’re using a firearm for self defense you really don’t normally have the luxury of time, therefore the current state of the smart gun industry is just absolute horse shit.

Politicians are definitely like a lot of these derpy firearms trainers I call out… they get so high off their own supply with their arrogance and self confidence, and credentials they start believing their own garbage so much that it instills confidence in the other sheep.  It’s pretty scary actually… how people get misinformed and just believe whatever they are told because “Oh he’s the Vice President… he must know a lot”. *smh*

Thoughts?  Is the secret service carrying smart guns now?  What about D.C. police? hehe

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I’ve had a shotgun… I think I’d prefer this weaponized dolphin:

Joe-Biden-Finger-PointHoly games look weird now.  What ever happened to cool games like ExciteBike, TecmoBowl?  Plants v.s. Zombies wtf?  That’s when you know they are tapped for new and good ideas. The game might be fun though, what do I know about what these young whippersnappers nowadays like?

Thoughts?  Buy a dolphin. Buy a dolphin.

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One of those autotune songify vids… quite well done:

Joe-Biden-Finger-PointNot something I’d bump in the Rolls Royce Ghost, mainly because I don’t push a Ghost… but that’s besides the point haha.  The video is worth watching.

Thoughts?

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Remember when that kid wrote biden about chocolate shooting guns?

Glad to see Iraqveteran8888 took up my challenge.  hahah “Shotcolate”… nice. 

I don’t know about any of you guys, but I’m not taking a chocolate slug to the face.  Damn IV8888 really stepped up their camera!  That slow motion is sick too.

Joe-Biden-Chocolate-Shooting-Guns-LetterThe country being safer and happier?  Nah… doesn’t look like it Joe.  People would still die.  What did he expect?  People gleefully taking chocolate to the face and being like *nom nom nom* MOAAAARRRRR!

Thoughts?

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Double Barrel Biden is at it again, granted he was just trying to make a kid’s day:

I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would out country by safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.

You are a good boy,
Joe Biden

Joe-Biden-Chocolate-Shooting-Guns-LetterNews flash, chocolate at several thousand feet per second is still going to kill someone.  Richard Ryan?  Demolition Ranch?  Mattv2099?  Iraqveteran8888? HighJak86? and every other shooting YouTuber I frequently post… maybe a special chocolate load is in order to debunk Biden’s theory of a safer America?  Actually maybe that’s a bad idea… I’m not interested in hearing about a chocolate registry and assault chocolate on a daily basis from the media in the future. Thoughts?

Hat tip: Joshua

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Talking about responsibility:

MrColionNoir-ENDO-Keep-Calm2:08 – Why is he unloading his handgun every night? Is that a Texas thing? If not, it doesn’t sound like something MrColionNoir would normally say.

I asked him on Twitter, so we’ll see what he says. I have his personal contact info too obviously, so if he doesn’t reply on social media I’ll badger him the old fashioned way and give you guys an update haha.

Thoughts? Are you liking these NRA News collabs?

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