molon labe

Poetry:

Life came at him hard 😂.  I never was a stickers-on-a-vehicle kind of guy.  If you are you should buy all the stickers I have for sale at ENDO and put them on your vehicle 😏.  They are more low key at least.

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This is incredible on so many levels.  The 🐍🐍🐍%’ers will love it:

Rare Breed Firearms doesn’t appear to have a functional website at the moment, nor can I find them on the Dick Spider website which they say they are distributed on.

LOL what a time to be alive.  Imagine the look of disappointment on the faces of your parents once they find out you bought one of these.  You’re a “rare breed” indeed my guy.

Oh and believe it or not, since I wrote this post A CHALLENGER Spartan Head emerged:

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Gat tip: JT

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ahhaha this is cringy:

0:28 – You’re definitely going to want to display this pistol somewhere in your home

0:30 – You’re going to want to bring it to the range to show it off to your buddies

0:36 – Oh wow SIG is so deep… they based the bronze finish off the bronze of the Spartan warrior shields

0:41 – “Molon Lave” hahah yea I get that it’s “Lave” not “Labe”, but like I said before I’m not greek… I see a B and I’m making a B sound.  And yes I get that it’s not a “B”, it just looks like one.

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FROM MY Colllllllllllllld deaaaaaaaaad hands:

By some kid “Dustin Collins”.  Derivative of like every country song ever released.  The lyrics basically wrote themselves on this one.

I think I might start writing 2A Music.  It will sound like a fusion of Snap Dogg, Eric Clapton and Beethoven.  I don’t know if the world is ready haha.

Thoughts?  You fired up and finna water the tree of liberty after listening to this one?

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Ugggggggg this is so painful.  I’m in actual pain.  Make it stop:

Here’s the entire lineup.  I literally CAN’T EVEN.  To add insult to injury, the price tag on that thing is $1304.

The best part about this line of Molon Labe guns, is knowing that 100% of the people buy them literally Molon 0% of the Labe.

Thoughts?  Are you waiting for the 1911 that says “Pipehitter” on it?  I said on Twitter today, that is definitely my new favorite cringe term.

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