It would be hard to make something that retarded up; luckily I didn’t have to:

SAN DIEGO – An armed robber forced a donut shop clerk to drink liquid dish soap in an unsuccessful effort to get the combination to the store’s safe, police said.

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Isn’t the point of committing a robbery while balaclava to conceal your identity? Why take the balaclava off as soon as you enter the store?

The repeated muzzle sweeping of his head while fumbling around was a nice touch.


Mostafa Mohammad, the manager of a Chicago cell phone store says it was just instinct that prompted him to spring into action and fight off an armed robber Tuesday evening.

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Oh Chicago, you always provide me with such good material.

When I saw this video I thought *FINE, I guess disarms sometimes DO work*.  Thank god the bullet didn’t hit anything important when the gun went off.

I love when people flip it on the criminals.



Trying to scrounge up some funds for that new death star I imagine.

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