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Remember when you did lame shit like play basketball in gym class?  In Russia they play with AKs:

Yeah sure you balled hard enough that the gym teacher wanted to fine you.  Your crossover was ill too, but don’t kid yourself, your chances of being the NBA were zero… practicing was basically just spinning your wheels.  Learning how to assemble and disassemble an AK though is what I call a life skill.  

I knew the dude with the glove at 2:57 meant business.  When ever I see people rocking single gloves I always think of the two other guys that meant business; M.J. and O.J..  One does not simply play around if they are one gloving it.

Russian-AK47-Gym-ClassThose Russian guys need to get their hair in check.  Come to think of it I don’t think I gave much of a shit in high school either.  I see those two honey dips with the fly French braids though.  Glad that all has been forgiven since Napoleon invaded Russia in 1812.  I hold grudges from things that happened B.C..

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Hat tip: Steven

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When DERP and explosives mix, it’s a deadly cocktail:

I don’t know much about grenades, but I’m assuming he either let go of the lever way before he dropped it (running the time out), or else it was faulty.  All I can say is it’s lucky it was slightly in the water, because otherwise it probably would have killed them both.  I’m assuming it was a concussion grenade, not a fragmentation grenade.  Considering you can’t control the direction of the fragments, i’m pretty sure no one would be dumb enough to use fragmentation grenades.

There’s a “In Russia…” joke in here somewhere… how about “In Russia, fish kill YOU”

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Krystian, Bryan, RWC

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Only in Russia:

The rifles had been delivered for scrap to the nearby Izhmash arms plant.  The driver had sold off the crates, thinking they were all empty. However, seven of them were found to contain rifles, as well as 253 magazines and other parts, a police source told Interfax news agency.

Full story – HERE

I suppose the rifles wouldn’t have been in the firewood guy’s possession for very long before the police swept in and confiscated them after he reported them.  Probably not something you’d want to sit on either, considering the rifles were likely still considered military property.  In today’s day an age I at least hope the guy snapped some pictures.

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Check out these two geniuses:

This takes the cake.  After not being satisfied with the first welt he got, our brave volunteer went back for more and ended up with a nice sized hole in his body.

At least he’ll have a scar to remember his stupidity by.

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In a documentary on the history of the cold war, this gem:

Those of you that have been in school since calculators were invented likely recognize it read upside down as BOOBLESS. One of the few funny things you can write on a calculator in an effort to make school more fun for you and your buddies.

Pretty funny that they snuck that into a serious documentary.

You can watch the documentary – HERE

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