Tag: russia

  • Russian Gym Class Operators

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    Remember when you did lame shit like play basketball in gym class?  In Russia they play with AKs: Yeah sure you balled hard enough that the gym teacher wanted to fine you.  Your crossover was ill too, but don’t kid yourself, your chances of being the NBA were zero… practicing was basically just spinning your…

  • Grenade Fishing For Dummies

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    When DERP and explosives mix, it’s a deadly cocktail: I don’t know much about grenades, but I’m assuming he either let go of the lever way before he dropped it (running the time out), or else it was faulty.  All I can say is it’s lucky it was slightly in the water, because otherwise it…

  • Buy Firewood Receive Kalashnikovs

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    Only in Russia: The rifles had been delivered for scrap to the nearby Izhmash arms plant.  The driver had sold off the crates, thinking they were all empty. However, seven of them were found to contain rifles, as well as 253 magazines and other parts, a police source told Interfax news agency. Full story – HERE…

  • Testing Rubber Bullets The Russian Way

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    Check out these two geniuses: This takes the cake.  After not being satisfied with the first welt he got, our brave volunteer went back for more and ended up with a nice sized hole in his body. At least he’ll have a scar to remember his stupidity by.

  • Warning The KGB Of An Attack Using A Calculator

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    In a documentary on the history of the cold war, this gem: Those of you that have been in school since calculators were invented likely recognize it read upside down as BOOBLESS. One of the few funny things you can write on a calculator in an effort to make school more fun for you and…