sheepdog fan fiction

I had to do one for the AR-15 stock I blogged about yesterday:

The last of Jared's typical 3600 calorie lunch made its way down his gullet, in the form of a noisy final sip from a large Wendy's chocolate Frosty. Disappointed it was done, he flippantly tossed the empty cup onto the back seat of his King Ranch Super Duty, where it ricocheted off his folded up prized tricked out (not medically necessary) mobility scooter before coming to rest in the sea of weeks worth of trash on the floor. "Gotta fuel the beast, DEUS VULT!" he said loudly, then typed in the name of the gun shop across town into Google maps to check on traffic. The ultralight aluminum AR-15 stock he ordered for his build had finally arrived. Jared had been talking about completing his featherweight AR-15 build forever, and this was one of the final pivotal pieces for weight reduction before he would send the other skeletonized parts off to a special machinist. The particular machinist was known for heating up and then micro infusing aluminum and titanium with helium gas molecules, an expensive but worthwhile process lauded by those into extreme weight reduction. Between all the skeletonized items and various other fancy low weight parts, he was already into this build for over $2000. “Ounces equal pounds” was the motto him and the other tacticians online lived and died by. No cost would be spared. Jared hit START on the google maps navigation, wiped the sweat out of his chins with the shemagh draped loosely around his neck, then shifted the mighty King Ranch into drive. Florida Georgia Line “Meant To be” boomed through the speakers, which Jared took as a sign from god in regards to his project finally coming to fruition.

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I wrote another one of these yesterday and tossed it up on IG. People seemed to like it:

“WOOOOOOOO IT’S 5:11 SOMEWHERE amirite!?” said Will yelled just before he used his finger as a fulcrum for his punisher logo keychain, breaching a hole in the bottom of a cold can of Monster Energy Assault. Opening the top and shotgunning the sugary red liquid in three massive gulps, he proceeded to smash the empty can on the top of his YETI cooler he had strategically covered the logo on with an Ozark Trail sticker. “OUTTA MY CoOoOoOoOOOOOL DeAD HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands.” he sung loudly over the beat of the country song that was booming out of the nearby speakers. Will had no idea where his friends were at the moment, but that didn’t matter because he had lots of beer, and since it was a free outdoor music festival there were plenty of were girls around. Flipping the lid open on the cooler he jammed his hand into the ice and fished around until he located a can of Natty Ice. Just then, the song finished and he locked eyes with a brunette girl in an S&W shirt who was dancing near him. “I like your tattoo, I’m Steph” she said in a sweet voice as she took a few steps towards him. “The name’s Will, but my friends call me Lonewolf” he said nodding the brim of his multicam velcro patch hat and extending his hand for her to shake after wiping the sweat off it on his Wranglers. “Soft hands. Want to have a beer, and help me re-apply sunscreen to this badboy?” he said. “Lonewolf, I’d love to!” said Steph. He handed her the can of Natty ice and the SPF 40 as he reached back into the Ozarkafied YETI for another can for himself. Will wasn’t one to get ahead of himself, but when a female entity in a permissive environment shows that much of an interest… you know, he found it hard not to let his mind wander. As she squirted the sunscreen onto her hand and rubbed it onto his bicep and forearm, Will was concentrating on holding the flex and thinking of his next move. *I’ll definitely get her alone somewhere quieter, by telling her she should come see my Tacoma and help me bring back more beer… that would be smooth*. he thought. *I hope he has a lifted Tacoma with exhaust tips and a spartan decal* Steph fantasized. 📷via @js10590

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I hope you guys are enjoying the sheepdog fan fiction as much as I enjoy writing it. More coming soon.

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