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Jerry Miculek puts speed holes in EVERYTHING:

I love this guy and his channel.  If Jerry isn’t walking around with two hyperbaric chambers protecting those hands/fingers like David Duchovny in Zoolander then he really should raise his insurance to like a billion dollars in case of an accident.  At least he has an excuse when his wife asks him to do anything involving manual labor like take the garbage out, mow the lawn, wash dishes etc… “Those guns aren’t going to shoot themselves fast Irene!  I need to protect the assets”.

Oh and since I’m throwing out hand model references, here’s some Seinfeld to chew on:

david-duchovny-zoolander-hand-modelhaha nothing but a claw. Thoughts?

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For guys that can’t cut stuff good with their current knife and want to cut stuff more better with a new one:

hahahha great stuff.  I’m sold, that knife is the highest speed lowest drag thing I’ve ever seen.

On a related note, I should do some more curls. That girl in the video needs to start something other than carrots.

Hat tip: Anders A.

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Source – TMZ

As some of you probably know, Mel Gibson is in some hot water since his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva accused him of domestic violence.  Naturally the court ordered that his weapons be confiscated…

Nice variety of guns.  When I first saw the story I figured I was going to be in for some Bejeweled deagles and basterdized 1911s. Wait… the Deagle is Israeli though, Mel wouldn’t be down for that (see what I did there?).

It’s funny when the police confiscate innocuous items like carrying cases and brushes.

The best part though is that everything is Blu Steel… I immediately thought this:

I’m pretty sure I’ve referenced Zoolander a few times on this blog. If you don’t get the references please do yourself a favor and rent/buy/or watch it online for $3… it’s hilarious.

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