The law enforcement divorce rate will spike if these lights become standard issue. Check the promo vid:
0:08 – Either the acting is really bad, or this “cop” is actually a rapist… I can’t tell yet. Right now I’m scared for the kid.
0:35 – K I’m pretty sure he’s a real cop. A scream is heard close by, cop flexes his light skills for the kid and tells him to hold onto it… kid says “Won’t you need it?” Then I shit you not, this happened… I lost it LOL:
0:40 – Kid is stone faced not giving a single about what he just witnessed. Then gives a “what the hell am I supposed to do with this?” type glance at the flashlight he was given.
0:52 – Purse snatching in progress, bad guy sees cop and then holds girl hostage with a knife. He then lests go and there is a bit of a chase until he gets his shit kiboshed by a bend in a gate smaller than he can fit through.
BOOM product shot #2… other officer on the scene is also tactical as _ _ _ _:
2:31 – “I had no idea the detective was there, I was talking about my 2211” <— *eye roll*… that was forced.
2:50 – Whaaat? So the girl getting her purse snatched was actually the kids mom? Clever stuff Surefire… haha not really.
I think they really missed out on not getting Vince Vaughn to play the bad guy. I guess California’s gun laws must be working, the bad guy had a knife not a gun. *snicker* (Obviously implied: Ban assault knives!)
Man I sure do love Surefire, but this product is off the charts retarded. I didn’t even mention the price yet, which is a cool $500. Uh…. WOULDN’T.
Looks like Glock has some stiff competition in the realm of shitty commercials.
Hat tip: Tim