If I could pistol whip a terrorist with this while drinking a cold Budweiser, my life would be complete:

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$7450 seems a bit steep even with all the customizations.  But hey, if that’s the price of “awesome” nowadays, inflation has been kind.

If you click on the images on the website they are ultra high resolution.  Made one my new desktop wallpaper in fact.

They need a double barrel version just to kick it up one more notch.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Tyler, Rob

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01-26-2013

Bacon-GrenadeThis isn’t the first bacon wrapped rifle barrel Mattv2099 has done.  What pisses me off is that the first video had the exact same issues as this one with the bacon coming unwrapped under recoil.  All he would have had to do is wrap the bacon with something like aluminum foil a few times and everything would have went smoothly.

If you check out Cooking Some Bacon – The Machine gun method you’ll see it done properly.

P.S. – Digital Bacon FTW!

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01-26-2013

Turning the store into a zombie-proof stronghold:

ACE Hardware didn’t know about this video, and unsurprisingly they shit a brick over it and allegedly fired the kids involved.

As you know I’m sick of zombies, and the video isn’t really that entertaining… but there’s no reason for anyone to lose their job over it.

A screenshot from ACE’s facebook page:

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Zombie-at-Tiffanys-t-shirtLike people in the comments said, ACE could have embraced this and used it as free marketing rather than coming across as dicks and condemning it.

Thoughts?

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01-26-2013

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Warren Ellis reimagines New York City as a puzzle with the most dangerous pieces of all: GUNS.

After a shootout claims the life of his partner in a condemned tenement building on Pearl Street, Detective John Tallow unwittingly stumbles across an apartment stacked high with guns. When examined, each weapon leads to a different, previously unsolved murder. Someone has been killing people for twenty years or more and storing the weapons together for some inexplicable purpose.

This was pre-7-round-derp… so in other words a VERY scandalous room.  Sounds like there may even be assault rifles in there, likely with shoulder things that go up too!

Neat video… sounds like an interesting book too:

How many of you watching it were thinking “Sounds like my gun room!”? hahah

I knew I recognized the narrators voice… Wil Wheaton!

Pick up a copy for $16 over at Amazon if you’re interested.

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01-25-2013

A refreshing question & answer.  Awesome stuff:

This was surprising… I didn’t know anything about Mike Huckabee before this, but after watching the initial minute of the video he’s obviously on our side.  The whole reason he had Larry Correia on there was to make gun grabbers look stupid… awesome.

LOL props to Larry for the “Shoulder thing that goes up” reference at 3:47

Assault-Rifle-Because-I-Am-BlackHere is the article Larry Correia wrote, that Huckabee mentioned a couple times.

Like I said earlier, I know nothing about Huckabee, but for a politician he’s pretty damn likable.  I’m sure he’s a kaJillionaire, but he comes across as sincere, down to earth regular guy.

Thoughts?

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01-25-2013

Fireside chatting:

I hear politicians talk, and my eyes roll into the back of my head.  I might watch the whole thing later though.

Thoughts?  For those that have watched it already, any good points made?

I did catch one Biden quote while skipping through the video. This gem at 29:05:

Guess what, a shotgun will keep you a lot safer. A double barreled shotgun than an assault weapon in somebody’s hands that doesn’t know how to use it. Even one that does know how to use it; You know, it’s harder to use an assault weapon to hit something than it is a shotgun ok?

Joe-Biden-Finger-PointRiiiiiiight… Yea…. I think I’ve seen all that I need to.

Oh wait.. one more gem I just caught 32:01 “had there been 30 clips in that magazine, or 40 clips in that magazine”

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01-25-2013