Sons Of Derp Frankenrifles

Neva been done befo’:

Ahahahhah this show…  I was hoping that the knee jerk reaction of canceling it after the Newtown CT massacre, would put this derp-fest to rest once and for all.  Guess not… new derp every Friday.

Will can’t even troll properly. Making a MAC-FAL is such entry level trolling… if he wanted next level he should have made a SCAR-Deagle, Citori-Glock, or an UZI-1911. Yea they probably didn’t have the spare parts for those, but it’s a TV show and that’s the kind of shit you should be faking for ratings.

I hate to even think what the price on those rifles will be, and worse yet that people will shit a brick to get their hands on one.  “OH WILL CAN I GET ON A BACK ORDER LIST? AND IF I PAY EXTRA CAN YOU SIGN MY ASS CHEEK WITH A SHARPIE?”  GTFO…  save your money people.

Sons-Of-Guns-Stephanie-Hayden-DerpLOL the Stephanie pic I used to the left cracks me up every time.  “DAMNNNNN GURRRRRRL you weren’t kidding about that recoil.

Thoughts?

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Jon Hutto May 6, 2013 at 04:09 am

I thought the double non-gatling, gatling thing would be a lot of fun.. Hell, I’d shoot it.

Franz May 6, 2013 at 04:33 am

I stopped watching for a while, picked it up for this one shot.

Man knows nothing about negotiating, rides his hog in to the shop (disrespecting him) doesn’t even ask a price, loses his cool insults the man, and rides off in a huff.

And it’s Vince’s fault.

J May 6, 2013 at 04:57 am

Wow, he just invented the MPA-971?!?!

Regulus May 6, 2013 at 05:58 am

I wonder when the truth about the incest happening behind closed doors is gonna come out

M May 6, 2013 at 09:56 am

It should really be a show about best ways to fuck up a business.

They treat their non-related employees like shit, give special favors to those who are related, treat everyone who walks thru the doors like retards, build dumb shit that has no real world application or practical purpose, overprice everything, etc.

I could go on and on, there is no end to the stupidity in this show.

elephantrider May 8, 2013 at 06:21 pm

Good job Will, you made a complete piece of crap.

I never watch the show, but I was really fun watching Vince tell Will to basically go fuck himself in the clip that is on Discovery.com. May be cooked up reality TV drama, but it was nice to see someone call Will out on his cry-baby B.S.

SteelerFan222 May 6, 2013 at 06:21 am

The worst thing they’ve ever done was put a silencer on a Mk. 19. Their combined intelligence didn’t realize once the GRENADES started exploding, the silencer becomes useless. Great idea guys.

SteelerFan222 May 6, 2013 at 06:24 am

*start exploding.

derpmaster May 6, 2013 at 06:28 am

These guys are tards. In fact, most TV gun shows that hit the mainstream channels are awful. American Guns was a much better show, simply because it had that hot giraffe neck girl.

And I totally want to see a Citori-Glock. Top barrel shotgun, bottom barrel 10mm.

carl May 6, 2013 at 08:48 am

“giraffe neck girl” FTW!

Best characterization I’ve heard since someone called Rihanna “fetus face”.

PhoenixNFA May 6, 2013 at 06:31 am

Me and an 02/07 buddy of mine watched the show and lold.

Went to the NRA annual meetings and went by their booth. Very small and just a couple of guys manning it a 11 am Saturday. I was depressed. The booth next to them showing hidden guns in the sides of end tables was more impressive.

PhoenixNFA May 6, 2013 at 06:35 am

Also. This episode may have been filmed fall of last year because some of those parts would have fetched a premium long about January this year and if they engraved the logo on whatever they sold it would have fetched even more for a “red jacket engraved” Suomi Mac-11 upper.

Johnny Bravo May 6, 2013 at 06:42 am

It’s a game changaa…

paul kimble May 6, 2013 at 07:23 am
Gregory Markle May 7, 2013 at 12:22 am

Reminds me of when the guy brought in a 1919 for them to build into a shoulder fired weapon and after screwing around and getting nowhere (and screwing the gun up to where it wouldn’t even run) they came up with a miraculous solution…but they never bothered to credit TNW Firearms for the M230 kit they simply bought from them and slapped on it (which would have been my first move.) Which is just like the 45ACP AR they “make”…no love for Bazooka Brothers who actually make the lowers (and the barrels and uppers probably come from them also.)

bull May 7, 2013 at 12:53 am
Dallas May 6, 2013 at 07:26 am

Maybe next they can invesnt some software that will help them keep track of their inventory…don’t want any lowers going unaccounted for…again…

Me May 6, 2013 at 08:34 am

Really get tired of these guys. Sometimes the show is marginally entertaining, but I hate that these guys are essentially our ambassadors to the non-shooting public! :P

Sid May 6, 2013 at 09:17 am

Folks, don’t try this at home.

Will, why the hell would we?

SteelerFan222 May 6, 2013 at 10:47 am

Also, why do they have to put a gasoline bomb behind every target they happen to fire at, even if the weapon they use is the main gun on a tank? I mean I’m sure they sit around their BO-filled shop discussing how “‘splosions ‘er cool” but maybe their viewers would like to see how a weapon actually performs rather than the same fireball every time.

Taylor TX May 6, 2013 at 03:46 pm

People sitting on their couches at home like splosions too

SteelerFan222 May 6, 2013 at 06:38 pm

Yeah, I guess you’re right. Their target audience is more a group of trailer park ‘splosion enthusiasts than weapons enthusiasts. Then again, the target audience also believes that an AK is magic-operated rather than gas-operated.

Mattv2099 May 6, 2013 at 01:01 pm

Dat face. My derpina. 10/10 would bang.

megagtronz0r May 6, 2013 at 07:13 pm
SLUG36 May 6, 2013 at 05:25 pm

if I had a shop full of expensive machinery, I would be turning out something cooler than the same ol shit the market is flooded with.

triggernoob May 6, 2013 at 08:05 pm

Since when did we start shooting with our middle finger. Anyone else catch that. What do we use our finger banger for pulling the bang lever now? Total f-tards.
The Noob.

ENDO-Mike May 6, 2013 at 08:06 pm

In the vid he says he’s doing that so the pin doesn’t back out.

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